can someone school me on the muffins meme i missed that part of the trial
Can someone school me on the muffins meme i missed that part of the trial
Joseph Clark
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Jonathan Evans
A muffin is another name for a loaf. A loaf is a turd. Amber Heard took a shit in their bed and tried to blame it on dogs.
So muffins
Juan Thompson
Go back to r3ddit with your "explain this meme to me like i was 5 xD" shit retard
Grayson Edwards
>i missed a part of the trial that is streamed on 10 different youtube accounts you could easily go watch for yourself
no.
Noah Johnson
Depp fans everybody
Luke Hill
>A muffin is another name for a loaf.
In what third world shithole is this?
Jonathan Robinson
mogged Amber so badly I felt bad for her
Leo Allen
The doctor is sexy and a milf. Hence, she's Doctor Muffins, because she's delicious and you want to munch on her.
Luke King
I never thought Amber would get mogged so hard by another blonde
Ian Ortiz
Why the fuck would anyone spend time watching two rich hollywood schizos sit around in court all day.
William Nelson
she h- SHE GOTA GRATE ASS
Parker Sanchez
For the memes with the lads on here?
Austin Johnson
>have his hairline
>I'm 20 years younger
Christian Rivera
he had that hairline 20 years ago
see some of his older movies
Sebastian Richardson
NPC fuel
Dylan Ramirez
>the entire segment where she talks about ambers personality disorders
>the mega seethe on ambers face during the entire thing
Easton Wood
What an absolute babe
Anthony King
dilate chud
Ayden Nguyen
How's her footpussy?
Noah Thomas
Ok, but what does the muffin mean?
Hunter Collins
You mustn't be completely caught up, i listened to 6 hours of live today. Mostly about Heard's demands and Johnny's business handling and going into detail about how celebrities finances are handled etc. No idea what this ACLU donation thing is but we are getting into how these different organisations behind the scenes operate.
Jayden Mitchell
I love how they got a psych who quite possibly mogs Heard so hard its legit embarrassing for her. I just wanna fuck the psych while making Heard watch, all while yelling "look at what you make me do!" I dont know why this situation would occur, and i think it might confuse everyone in the court room, but gods, for a woman in her forties, she is top tier.
Robert Wood
She bought muffins and Ambers lawyer kept asking her about the muffins and in the end she said CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE MUFFINS
Ryder Diaz
I'm a lawyer
Easton Baker
The sheer amount of times she told Heards lawyer that her statements were incorrect was hilarious. She even got her to retract her questions because of how stupid they sounded.
Ayden Jones
kek
Aaron Miller
>so user, let's tackle something new today: Why do you think you're so attracted to older women? Would you say you're looking for someone to fulfill your mother's role in your life?
Christian Anderson
checked
Noah Perry
Saw part of it. Dr. Curry had her husband get muffins for her patients and the Heard's attorney was trying to get the Dr. to admit she leaked Heard's name, thus breaking doctor patient confidentiality. Dr. Curry repeatedly told the attorney she never uses names and just says clients. Attorney got btfo and the doctor knew exactly what she was trying to do.
Nicholas Brooks
ACLU is basically a massive publicity scam where they buy good press for their clients.
Henry Sanders
The ACLJew is far more nefarious than that.
Justin Williams
Jacob Myers
my mom spanked me
Connor Brown
What is it with hairlets noticing men's hairlines that normal people don't give a shit about? It looks perfectly fine for a guy with his hair in a ponytail.
Isaiah White
>see a guy with worse hairline then me
>feel good
that's it, at least for me
Benjamin Hughes
But you just said you had his hairline and added that you're younger than him. How is that going to make you feel superior to him.
Benjamin Ward
did she ever cheesecurl you while doing it
William Evans
Tell me more, user. Was that before or after the prostate massage?
Robert Taylor
Yes they seem to be involved in GBV (Gender based violence) campaigns and want "donations" from either side and the one who donates the least has their reputation flushed down the drain.
Dominic Morales
Different person.
Nolan Ross
I missed the part where that's my problem
John Gonzalez
I don't think it's meant to be a superiority thing. Probably more of an "aw i'm so fucked" thing
Brayden Martinez
you sure as hell didnt miss the part where youre wasting youre time in the thread sucking my cock, faggot
Aiden Cooper
god I wish that were me
Samuel Allen
Jose Hall
>two entire minutes and a half
dont feel like marathoning that right now
Adrian Thomas
just think of it as a MEGA-tiktok
Easton Jackson
>dr mommys husband bought some muffins therefore jonny is guilty
Mason Sanders
Good luck MegaMuffinMan
Levi Johnson
She orders her husband to get her muffins.
Landon Brown
Wait parents dont spank anymore? Holy shit, this explains everything.
Joseph Anderson
Anything interesting happen yesterday after the ACLU guy?
Kevin Adams
>dude you didn't sit around wating a 9 hour trial because you're not a NEAT like me?
Yeah what a loser
Nicholas Anderson
her husband is a gimp for sure
Jayden Lewis
Unironically it does
Caleb Evans
boomers and millenials were the only generation to be spanked in upbringing
now THAT explains why youre so retarded
Carson Lopez
im 23 and was spanked
Mason Morgan
IF THE MUFFIN BUYING FITS, YOU MUST ACQUIT
Nolan Ramirez
Every time Amber's lawyer gets up to cross examine someone her conduct is fucking atrocious, I don't know how Johnnmy's lawyers aren't constantly objecting. It's like every second question she asks is completely irrelevant and designed solely to put unfounded ideas about the witness in the minds of the jury.
Gavin Williams
you fucking want to fetch her muffins don't lie to yourself about it.
Aiden Adams
No Johnny, don't do it!
OH N-
Lucas Hill
i'd give her any baked goods she want , dang
Ayden Martinez
No he offered
Did she use her advanced knowledge of military psychological techniques to neurolinguistically program him over the course of several years into being the kind of considerate husband who offers to do the muffin run when you're running late? maybe
But that's not the same thing
Isaac Phillips
Was she trying to trap her into saying something that could be interpreted as her husband knowing who the client was? Even though she specified otherwise.