What's your excuse for not serving?

What's your excuse for not serving?
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Don't want to die for Israel

>inb4 zog puppet

Tbh America might do better if everyone at 18 was conscripted to training like Israel or Turkey, but literally willingly signing up for the military means you are ignorant of what the American military really, what it has done, and who controls it.

I'm too smart lol and I'm rich

I don't want to be cannon fodder in some corrupt politicians Europa Universalis speedrun.

I don't want to die for my muslim/nibber loving government

Dunno, maybe it was this scene that put me off ever joining the military
>THATS MY FUCKING WIFE

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my dicks too big its bad for morale thats what they told me

>Don't want to die for Israel
This

The point of a military is to protect YOUR land not go to someone elses land and fight with them. Fucking burgers are brainwashed.

I rather keep all my limbs.

Clearly you must be really interested in my opinions if you worship me. I do not want to go to Stockholm. I want you to hire a photographer so I can recreate those pictures

I know most people would think that is tacky. I did not ask your opinion. I told you to do something.

so why did the arab terrorists blow up the twin towers its not their land

>He thinks it was about the towers

Patriotism for a shitty country run by jews I fucking hate is retarded
I used to be one or those people that hated anti patriotism but now I get it, there is nothing to feel patriotic about. This place is a train wreck that destroyed its male population to bump up women in the work place for some reason
Not sure if relationships can ever recover from this

they weren't part of anyones military, retard

I'm an anarchist so I don't want to die for a Jewish d&c game. Further, I'm anticiv so I don't want to assist them with developing any more dehumanising tech

Tim and Doherty watch themselves get dehumanized everyday but they get paid for it. Brian does it for free.

My country no longer represents me

I actually have value to regular society

If this is about the film in the OP's pic, I've not seen it. I dislike films

Naive/loser mindset. The point of a military is the application of violence by a collective with the aim of gaining lands, resources or other advantages in the evolutionary race against other groups. That includes invading foreign lands for lebensraum, if necessary to secure the long-term survival of your people. Thinking a military should "stay home" is a contemporary and america-centric misunderstanding of its basic function.

Go suck a black wiener, old man Methuselah. lololololol

Christinas way ahead of ya

Shut up Putin, no one asked you.

Cause the international mutt knows no borders you strike the kike where they hurt most their wallets

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He probably had an aneurysm and died. lol. He is with his wife

politics aside why would I want to have some men screaming at me for weeks if not months explicit for the purpose of breaking me down
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If I signed up and got to boot camp and decided I didn't like the treatment what would they do if I just stopped cooperating

it was
>he thinks it was about oil.

Fuck Israel

They were part of Al-qaeda you lying retard

>What's your excuse for not serving?

We don't fight for anything worth dying for any more.

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Apparently this can't happen. It's why they say that men can't be abused by women.

I have an IQ over 80

I dunno, but my brother's mate was dishonourably discharged for getting drunk and pissing on another soldier while he was sleeping

based non film watcher who posts on Yea Forums

Afraid fellow soldiers would make fun of me for having white patches of hair

modern america isnt worth fighting for. they'll have some negress twerking on your grave as the cities are set on fire and you are accused of having white privilege

yeah because militaries have never been used to take more land from other people
you are a LITERAL retard

If that were true you'd be in the military fighting m to protect the western value of diversity and democracy

I fucking hate Israel

Sneedhead

are you retarded
why would they blow up the towers if it were their land

>arab terrorists

Listen, I usually don't post much here but I have to say something.

All Americans on Yea Forums and /pol/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses ($50,000.00).

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Don't be the coward in this situation and decide not to join. Putin is a mad cornered rat that dictates evil.

Do something meaningful with your life once. Stop this mad man. Fight for the truth. Fight for the good guys.

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you're not allowed to leave untill you're out-processed. I've had a guy do exactly that, he was essentially put on house (bunk?) arrest only allowed to go take a shit/shower/chow. Rest of us all finished boot camp he was still waiting to be discharged. they make a point out of dragging it out as long as possible so as to prevent people quitting

good digitals

I'd consider this bait if it weren't for the links. We're not going to die for Jews. Why don't you go die for them instead of shilling, if it is so brave and pays so well?

I’m rooting for Putin. kys shill.

Full Metal Jacket, military only creates mentally ill order followers cult

Clueless people fighting for a puppet war. I'm almost certain that none of the "clueless" people ever killed anybody in combat. The only ones that got venerated for killing a bunch of other puppets in combat were people they wanted to be publicised. Just look at "American sniper" or whatever.

Muslims blow up shit in their own countries as well you out of touch retard. Look up the recent mosque bombing in Afghanistan

>i'm so intelligent
No you're not. You just don’t value democracy probably a fascist like the rest of the Israel hater in this thread

a foot soldier in modern times is a fucking joke
there are so many ways to kill you and you cant do anything
if you want to gamble why not go to casino then

>NOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN' ISRAELIRINO

Would attempt to join up if a defensive or morally justifiable war was being fought, but those are both unlikely to occur any time soon.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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"Serving" is a loser's game. I'm not about to have my life thrown away for somebody else's political cachet.

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Too smart, also, I just don't care..

having a functioning brain
>88
based and fpbp

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they turned me down due to mental issues :)
I was physically qualified and skilled enough for what I wanted otherwise :)

I want to marry a beautiful woman, have 3 children with her and grow old with them, not die in (((their))) wars

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