What's your excuse for not serving?

What's your excuse for not serving?
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Don't want to die for Israel

>inb4 zog puppet

Tbh America might do better if everyone at 18 was conscripted to training like Israel or Turkey, but literally willingly signing up for the military means you are ignorant of what the American military really, what it has done, and who controls it.

I'm too smart lol and I'm rich

I don't want to be cannon fodder in some corrupt politicians Europa Universalis speedrun.

I don't want to die for my muslim/nibber loving government

Dunno, maybe it was this scene that put me off ever joining the military
>THATS MY FUCKING WIFE

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my dicks too big its bad for morale thats what they told me

>Don't want to die for Israel
This

The point of a military is to protect YOUR land not go to someone elses land and fight with them. Fucking burgers are brainwashed.