ICARLY SEASON 2 EPISODE 5 IS OUT BEFORE THE OZARK FINALE EPISODES!!!

I just want to say that covered in cum Miranda is the best Miranda.

I just want Sam to come back, Stare right into the camera, and breach every single NDA the lawyers made her sign. Every grisly detail. Name names, point fingers, j’accuse! Etc. make it a two hour Barbra Walters special if you have to, but lay it all out.

I don't remember there being black people in iCarly

After dan is done with her

T-Bo

Calm down, Dan. She is too old for you now.

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ew feet

YOU JUST KNOW

her personality and looks are perfectly compatible with black men

Not sure if I believe it, but rumor is the USC basketball team ran a train on her. So, she was BBC'd really hard.

You now remember that greentext about how Miranda Cosgrove likes to get raped in frathouses

so was Sam. whitebros... i give up...

obvious paramount+ shills are obvious

Real or meme?

why would shills tell you to torrent?

>But the incest vibes of this episode were so out of control wtf
come again?

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Who knows

wat. explain.

Funny powder

TOTALLY REAL BRO

Proof?

Her feet is so jizzable. Perfect.

>I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

>It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

>She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

wtf i thought this show ended years ago, also where's sam?

No way that's real holy shit.

She hates her dead mother.

Was she roofied? What happened before?

Anons...
This is literal Yea Forums pasta, I think you are the first two people ever to actually believe it

Actually, it's true. Kinda ironic lol.

These people are simply too ugly for television.

She knows her fans.

thats her head but not her body...

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Are you gay? Miranda is a cutie.

Her body was defiled by pedophiles much like how Mr Tramblay and Mr Edstrom defiled the bodies of many young kids.

She looks like a cave troll. That makeup looks fucking terrible

>She looks like a cave troll. That makeup looks fucking terrible
She's 1/8 mexican so she's gonna look weird no matter what.

pozzed trash

I wonder what Miranda Cosgrove thinks about her show being shilled here

>It's a Drake has a cp on his hard drive episode

this is extremely fake. Jocks would never invite an incel to give cocaine to a celebrity getting fucked at a frat house. If it ever happened, it would remain a secret for the frat dudes only. They would never bring in a non-frat bro for that stuff

duh

What happened to the blonde? She was the hottest one

>newfag reads his first copy pasta

She quit acting.

Why?

Her mom forced her to be an actress and made her bulimic so she hates acting now.

How do you know all this

She's been crying about it on the internet for several years

She's talked about it in detail. I think she even lost a tooth from all the vomiting she did as a kid

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Some of her nudes leaked but they weren't intense like JLaw

I looked her up because of your comment and I can't believe I thought she was hot

I can't believe you don't think she is hot

I can't believe it's not butter.

She's got an ok bod butherface

This guy is a good actor and I'm tired of pretending otherwise