Ugh it got a bit stinky in here

>ugh it got a bit stinky in here
>yeah, you got any wet tissues?
>no i only have toilet paper
>fuck this thing is starting to itch real bad
>youre complaining? My fucking asshole is burning
>yeah and its leaking cum and shit all over your sleeping bag
>fuck maybe this thing wasn’t such a good idea

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>hey the suns been up for an hour shouldn't we get riding?
>uhh are they still sleeping?
>i don't know i'll check

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It's always 2 white men in a gay romance now
Is it the age of gay kino

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they should have stuck to oral and hand jobs. full anal penetration is probably not a great idea in a rugged setting

>2 white men
>OP is kikes
>picrel is a mutt and maybe white fag

No all 4 are just white

>when your bro asks for a brojob

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Lmaoing @ you

Oh ok, thanks for clarifying rabbi

I'd be flattered

No, especially the “they’re kikes” shit is the stupidest thing ever. Jews can be white. Just because you’re autistic and don’t consider Jews white doesn’t mean you’re not the fringe minority of weird retards because Jews are white to everyone else who sees them. Jews are white it’s a common fact

they thigh fucked and swapped bjs. only degenerates perform sodomy.

IMAGINE thinking it's normal to be fucked in the asshole.

Jew hands are behind this post.

(You)

you're right but where the fuck do you think you are?

>Jews can be white
>Jews are white
>Jews are white
Shitty bait, have a (you)

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Ok, well, that’s just incredibly petty semantics. Jews can be white (maybe not the Israeli darker ones). Jews are white (the ones who are white are white is what I meant). Maybe you just scan stuff like a computer and think “error detected. This does not compute” it made sense perfectly fine

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This is something 100% happened but the jew was a kid and didn't realize barrel doesn't get bent

The horrifying abomination they chose to play Charlie makes this show unwatchable.
The comic was already mildly cringe but at least they were cute and Nick was hot.
In this show he's just a pudgy fatt and Charlie is HIDEOUS

Didn't know it was a comic, post a picture of it

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>hello this is the rent free department whats your emergency

All gays use shit as lube. Homosexuality is a mental illness and I'm tired of pretending its not.

>rented this on dvd back when it came out
>watching it by myself
>mom walks in during the buttsex scene

It's only anal sodomy that is mental illness. I've kissed men and women and if you close your eyes there is no difference.

Jesus the guy on the right is so ugly what the fuck. Surely if you're gonna do a gay show or movie you pick good looking actors?

>everyone itt

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imagine thinking that being gay gives you a personality or makes you interesting

Try watching it with your mom and having her tell you ”its ok if your gay user” afterward

What's that text originally from though...

Been awhile but I'm also 99% sure they didn't even have lube.

Accurate since horses fear faggotry
Someone post the video of the horses that won't walk over the rainbow zebra crossing.

I've had anal sex like 10 times in my life and had three cases of gonorrhea. Having ruinning water and soap. I can only imagine how it would be in the middle of nowhere, no hot water, no hygiene products, no doctor with antibiotics for months... nigga gonna lose his dick

Porn and some movies glorify anal sex but the reality is that you're shoving your dick into someone's shitbox. You will get shit on your dick and it will smell bad as you're doing it.

IT'S FUCKING GROSS.

You're on a board where there are people who think watching old movies makes you interesting

poop dick lol

I love this movie but i feel like this is kind of a plot hole

You cant just grab a guy and stick your dick inside him without any consequences

I believe it stems from antisocial behaviour rather than attraction.

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yeah, also that, specially if you are anal virgin. I mean, I had been fucked with a strap on three or four times and by a huge dick one, and I still need tons of preparation, lube and popper

Aids will hopefully kill you off one day

Disgusting degenerate. Seek Jesus and sort your life out.

not him but not getting aids is so easy if you already have someone
just dont sleep around brah
already been baptized

I didn't mean it anyway, I just wanted to make a Christfag post.

It's a fujo pretending to be a gay man
There are a lot of them all over Yea Forums now

gotcha bro. Try it, look for a kinky girl and let her fuck your ass, you'll cum like never before

>tfw you've got a whole bin full of dragon dildos but you're too lazy to put in the time and effort to use them
>tfw you keep buying more anyway

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eh well in my opinion best to have some morals even if ya are a faggot, go to church and stay loyal to your lover.
cruising fags deserve to get shot desu so tired of horny loveless men
kek
yeah ive got 8 but i havent done anal in over a year

I'm not gay, I'm just too kinky that I can't not doing it. Being fucked in the ass is awesome, I cum everytime like a damn geiser. I had been with girls with strap ons, and las week for the first time with a trans girl. Huge cock, I thougt there was no way it would fit, but was awesome. Not really intersted in being fucked by a masculine guy, for now

If the bottom cleans out, there is 0% chance of shit on your dick. Even then, anal sex is only really viable with modern douching and lube. You just won't get shit on your dick at all, for hours afterwards, if you do just 10 minutes of douching.

For coyboys, they were probably not doing this. Historically, most gay sex was intercrural (thigh-fucking) as this user has said.

>Historically, most gay sex was intercrural
source?

tfw had anal sex dozens of times with cute twins and never had an STD because I'm not a retard that doesn't use protection and/or has sex with homeless crackheads.

Fucking jew

Well maybe they should have mentioned that in the movie to avoid these kinds of misunderstandings

They are already fucking so you might just sneak in a hint of some kind

This is specifically in the context of greek society, but:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex
>Intercrural intercourse was a common manifestation of pederasty in ancient Greece; young men were forbidden from having sex with older men in a manner beyond intercrural.[1][7] It has been associated with Eromenos, although its prominence in such a relationship is undetermined and anal sex may have been more common.

So I was wrong in that it was most common, I didn't read the sources, my bad.

If the Church still had balls, you sodomites would hang from your fucking necks.

>hey, did you enjoy the thigh fucking yesterday
>yes i did
>i just cant wait until we get hold of the crucial equipment needed for actual anal sex
>me too. without lube and proper cleaning possibilities that sexual act becomes impossible to perform
>i know. Now lets go back and watch the cows

The dialogue practically writes itself

Who even said that

HIGH ALTITUDE THIGH-RUBBINGS

I understand the risks, but raw anal is awesome. Of course, I only do it with a few people, never with strangers, and even like that there is a risk. But can't help it when I'm excited

I had only heard about in From Hell, the comic, as a usual scam prostitutes use to play on drunken sailors that couldn't notice the difference

Ask a jew if he really sees himself as white, as in, does he accept everything that comes with being white nowadays (owning up to the history of white people, accepting all the privilege of white people). He will deny and say he's jewish. Jews are white until they're not.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

can we discuss anal sex as friends? Why everthing has to be jews and kikes with you?