Is netflix and chill a meme?

>have date come over
>only ever seen her in professional settings
>pull up a move on hulu, no hdmi laptop crap
>set some of pic related out as a snack for us
>she bursts out laughing and leaves with some lame excuse after 20 minutes
Please explain why I deserve to not reproduce because the potatoes I served were shaped idiosyncratically. That makes a lot of sense. For the record, they simply cook the best and have a great texture that other oven fries don't have. I have no issue eating Smiles in my apartment several nights a week and I still make six figures and have a good life. What the fuck is wrong with CUNTS?

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Invite gf over. Tell her shut the fuck up enola holmes is on.

You zoomers are so fucking pathetic holy shit

Did you touch her or make any sort of romantic gestures?

The winning move was to act like you were trying to make her laugh with them

If she left over that though, she's not worth it, user

This. If a woman cannot respect my Smiles® I do not want her

Her loss user, you sound cool. I have some of those in the freezer but have never tried them, you've convinced me to give them a go.

She didn't like the fun formed mashed potatoes?

Your mistake was not murdering her shortly after she entered your apartment

Lmao I've Netflix and chilled multiple times you just didn't cuddle right or something
Have to be conversating too even though you have a movie on the movie is just back ground noise basically in my experience atleaat a good show takes away from getting some pussy

There’s a time and a place. Also the execution needs to be right. If someone brought out dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets or smiley face potatoes I’d have to wonder ‘is this person retarded’? Maybe on like a fifth date it’d be a nice way to throw a silly twist so the time hanging out isn’t always so predictable, but don’t just bring out smiley face shit when you’re making good first impressions

Rape her next time you see her

Yeah, you're not wrong. I've banked this as something to pull in future, but wouldn't dare do it on a first date.

This
Women are extremely retarded and she saw that and probably just assumed you were a man child, basically status is everything and if you do anything to appear retarded youll get retarded

>If someone brought out dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets or smiley face potatoes I’d have to wonder ‘is this person retarded’
I mean this is true. It's something you'd have to wonder, OP. This isn't a moment where "Part of being an adult is not caring what other people think!" You're serving up actual children food. Not even ironic children food. Just children food. My 2 year old daughter loves Smiles. She thinks they're funny and likes to point out the different parts of the face. Why... do you like them?

Ehhhhhh well now you know what not to do next time user. Stick to Doritos instead. If a girl is willing to come over at night for some Netflix. Your main goal is to get her wet without coming across as Ted Bundy. You'll get another chance. Take it as a learning lesson.

This, but it also depends on how sexually attracted you get her too you. My ex and I on our first date. I bought a six pack of donuts and ate them all in front of her and she still ended up giving me head later that night. I also was bulking so I was about 200lbs and pretty muscular. A couple months later she went on to say "You know if anyone else ate a six pack of donuts on a first date I would of left them, but you were making me so wet throughout the night. I just couldn't."

>I would of
oh so your gf is a fucking illiterate retard who can't get basic grammar right?

Should've whipped out the salad, bro..

Yes she really was but she was smoking hot and the sex was amazing.

I would have laughed too if you served me those potato smileys looking like that. Those bad boys need some more time in the oven.

I only serve women extremely fiber heavy cruciferous vegetables and bran. It's a test. If they eat it and start brapping everywhere, I know they don't have a healthy diet. Plus I get hard from farts. However, the broader point is that I won't date a woman who doesn't take care of her gut. She should have a regular schedule of meaty logs and healthy, airy, only modestly pungent toots.

Bruh these are children food. it's like if you brought out Dino nuggies. While they both taste great for garbage freezer food, you still look like a child.

I introduced myself to my future girlfriend as "Scorpion" because I was playing Mortal Kombat at the time. We also had a 2 year age difference (her being older) and we were in high school.
We have been going out for 5 and a half years.
If I can pull it off then OP can pull it off with the smiley face chips

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>would of
And apparently a coal burner. Don't be proud of failing a second grade spelling test, Jamal.

You try to ply her with alcohol, then get in her pants. You don't offer sides like a chain restaurant.

>dating in high school and letting it go on for 5 years
Oof. You're one of "those". Everyone knows what I mean.

Tell me you're a incel without telling me your a incel. Sorry you can't get a girlfriend. Cope.

The correct move is to watch porn using a laptop and an HDMI cable.

jesus everyone in this thread is retarded

please share the non retard take for the rest of us

are you sure this was supposed to be a casual date for both of you? if she's just a work colleague she probably expected something different, it's likely it wasnt the smileys, but your misunderstanding of the entire situation

I got a gf that's a successful entrepreneur and am now living with her though I lived with my mom and didn't make any money when we met.

put a Smile (TM) on your hard cock and show it to her. report back with results. you're not a real man unless you pass the Smiles Challenge.

just get a box of wine next time you dumb bitch

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You dodged a bullet man. Delete number, keep away from her.

What's wrong OP, no bitches?
LMAO

Because you didn't take her out to a nice restaurant for a first date, you fucking retard.

I've had women come over for hot vanilla-milk and cuddles under a blanket and banged them. You can do some things that are manchild/retard energy if you're not otherwise a manchild/retard. It's not about timing, either, it's about the girl's perception of you at any point in time. Some of them are vapid and expect a 0-24 Draper LARP with none of the faults, but the less idiotic will find these things endearing if not overdone, which is good for you if you want to have more dates with them. Point is, if you're offering retard-food don't have dino socks on or put on capeshit/childshit, have everything else (including your attitude) be normal.

sneed

>shhh watch the movie and eat my shitty potato snacks
>why is she leaving?

i just...

Because they're funny and I like to laugh while looking at my food

Netflix & Chill is a Marketing Tool like the phrase "Binge Worthy". You've all been brainwashed.

>t. autistic retard who sits alone in his apartment giggling at his fried potatoes every night
honestly this is what i picture this boards userbase to be tho

That sucks OP.

I'll fuck you if you like.

>mfw when fried potatoes have goofy faces

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I got my first gf by pulling my dick out and saying you are my gf now

He already said why in his post. Do you share your daughters lack of reading comprehension by chance?

Smiles are based, you should've raped her

Normal chill people don't care about being served smiley potatoes, they just laugh it off. You don't decide a person is retarded for something so insignificant. You're a fucking checklist-nazi and definitely don't represent normal girls, bitch.

based cunt filterer

Why these smiley things taste so good when you eat them outside, but they are complete garbage when done at your home?

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I don't. Is she fat?

It was the hulu lmao

Some people just don't like poor snacks

You’re not deep frying them in beef tallow at home.

smiley faced potato things have their own unique texture, they're different from fries and tots and potato patties. i dont care if they are juvenile looking, they are good and they have no alternative.

I don't know what he means either. She ain't fat though.

I know what you mean bro

I agree with you OP, these things taste and cook great. Stupid woman...