why’s he so smug?
Why’s he so smug?
retro
>Nets get eliminated
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
looks more uncomfortable than anything
wtf he's the batman?
Classic Paul Dano
Still in Character
he's literally me
Knows he hit the lottery by playing the ugly guy in movies. In every other universe he's a waiter at Applebee's. Good for him for hitting the lottery.
I'm a waiter at Applebee's you calling me ugly?!
Because he won
he knows he's Based
Yes
Please show me one attractive woman who wants to fuck Paul dano
He turned into Fat James Spader. Yuck.
You won't even get mid bitches to spit on you if you beg user, shut up
kek
I am a fan of this meme.
And nothing
Worse, you're an ugly wagie. Now get me another drink and hurry the fuck up if you spill it I won't tip.
>Nets fag
their team got sweeped with "the best player in the world"
ahahahahahhaha
I'm putting the tip of my cock in your drink, puto
No you're not. If you had a spine you wouldn't work at Applebees in the firstplace.
How about this: post pics of yourself with a timestamp getting a bj from at least 7/10 chick, and I'll take the time to look through hundreds of messages on social media platforms, to see if at least one account thirsting over him is an attractive woman according to (you)
Deal?
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
he looks so russian here, asiatic potato face
He looks very bullyable here
Is he this generation's Spader?
His explosive cum jars are about to go off all over the city and flood it with his baby batter, just as planned.
He knew Yea Forums would post about it.
Classic
big penis
Classic
>Please show me one attractive woman who wants to fuck Paul dano
One word
The resemblance...
uncanny...
is this the "run nigger run" nigga from 12 years a slave?
I don't know about that one.
You're gonna make it, bro.
Yes.
guys pretty swaggy ngl desu
classic dano
This is funnier than it should be.
>look like Dano if he hit the weights
>women still don't wanna fuck me
He's still un character. Bro is plotting something.
lmao
Stop hitting the weights, obviously. He has a ton of fangirls, you're fucking up big time.
This, I'm dying.
You are beautiful in my heart, applebee's user
He kidnapped Hugh Jackman's daughter and deflowered her.
Remember the Xbox360 kid? This is him now. Feel old yet?
>kidnapped
Not necessary, all women and girls desire a taste of classic Dano.
>that neck
For some reason that stupid fucking look on his face just works so well with the text.
That looks like her hair, if that's what you mean.
thats how necks look when you're looking down, her head is propped up by the pillow
Sorry about earlier. You probably aren't ugly and the hostess will blow you for adderall.
classic
>thats how necks look when you're looking down
no...
This was embarrassing
He's cute.