A mega pint?

>drinking tea out is a cup that explicitly says coffee
based

This case has been more fun and more kino than any recent movie

lynchian

>Coffee cup the size of her head
Imagine the shits. I wouldn't want her pooping in my bed haha

How big is a mega pint?

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ACLU jew got nervous about drafted letters in Amber news story planning her as face of metoo movement
Jew accountant for Depp outjewed Rottenjew who argued petty semantics about statements made from previous lawsuit/deposition and make Depp look like a tax dodging delinquent, all Rotten did was annoy everyone and basically illustrate they have nothing, also in rebuttal he testified Depp had no backed taxes
Scottish SCANNER guard testified Depp didn't hit that bitch
Marine Chauffeur called out Ms. Turd for chronic bed shitting, more Rottenjew semantics about a lost phone being found somewhere different than he stated, was misconstrued from a hobo who walked off with it and just wanted some megapints of wine in exchange for it

A pint is a pint. It’s like “what’s heavier between a kilo of lead and a kilo of feathers”.

You cannot have a “megapint”.

It's bigger than a super pint but not as big as a giga pint, it's of decent size. I hope this helped user.

It's the lead right

1000 pints

the lead is heavier because its denser than feathers

>a gram is a gram, you cannot have a kilogram

Mega is 10^5, so that would be 1,000,000 pints

steel is heavier than feathers

Wow, you must be really fucking heavy then.

>what’s heavier between a kilo of lead and a kilo of feathers”
If you compare their weight (expressed in Newton) in ambient air, the buoyancy effect of the air should be stronger on the feathers than on the lead, so the kilogram of feathers would weigh slightly less than a kilogram of lead.

An Olympic swimming pool is 5.28 Megapints.

S-sorry

Why didn't you post it

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the version without the words is better.

Somehwere between a yeehaw and a touchdown.

you fell victim to the /druk/ programming propaganda on Yea Forums lmao

It's called a Yard Glass

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The joke is two-fold in that:
1) the term "megapint" is stupid, and that the lawyer used the term unironically
2) Johnny's response downplays his alcoholism by implying his megapint is not that mega

Since no one else wants her, i have her all to myself

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Nah that “propaganda” was obvious as shit and didn’t work. Megapints are something else.

Soon.

>shhhhhh

Weeeeeeeeeeell, it depends what’s in the pint sized vessel. A pint of Ribena, sure, not particularly mega. A pint of red wine laced with scotch and tequila or whatever the fuck this bloated junky fuck consumes at breakfast is most definitely, unequivocally, a megapint.

no, i'm only 170 lbs.

i rest my case

Anons I'm worried. I saw a picture once that showcased female eyes and how having the white over and under the iris visible is a clear indicator that the bitch is crazy, so I assumed that's all I need to know. But Amber Heard as far as I've seen doesn't have visible whites under and over her iris, but she is clearly crazy. Does that mean the pic was wrong? How do I really spot the crazy eyes?

where dr curry

Kino

Sounds like souf nonsense

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getting fucked by her husband in every orifice, literally overflowing with his virile muffin cum, probably thinking about the massive sperm that entered her womb and fertilized her last ovum with many many chromosomes.

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lov' me coke
lov' me megapints
lov' me wine

'ate amber
'ate turds
'ate objections

simple as

>'ate amber (not ableist, just dont like er)

>It comes in Mega-pints?

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I will be after I'm done with you

fucking embarassing how he went to wash his laundry in public cause >muh wife beats me waaaa

there's 8 pints in a pynte
and 1024 pyntes in a kilopynte
and another 1024 kilopyntes in a megapynte
so that makes 8388608 pints in a single megapynte
you try to tell ME depp doesnt have a drinking problem!

he's just a beta male born with a chads body

This. Any sensible person would’ve dumped her before she had the chance to bring up marriage.

I had a neighbour whose wife beat him. I never understood.

Holy shit that's (8^8)/2
which looks like a spider giving me a wave! hi spider!

What's going on here

>drinking piss weak fizzy lager pop
guessing you’re a manctard, wouldn’t last a second in wakey

he got sick of the deposition so he decided to drive away

You are fucking cringe and jobless if you dedicate any of your time to watching celeb drama unfold

just celeb drama? or any form of entertainment?

If you browse this board then you are literally preaching to the fucking choir.

That chart is bullshit btw

YWNBAW

I met a manchester anglo once and i wanted to know what brand of beer the fabled NORF enjoyed so i asked him. He told me they drink cider

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