What's the most kino city, and why is it Los Angeles?

What's the most kino city, and why is it Los Angeles?

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it smells like shit and fentanyl

los angeles has every negative of a major american city and none of the upsides. good movies have been made there in spite of it, not as a result of it.
New York, Chicago, Miami are all top contenders. Not L.A. Even San Francisco I would rate higher.

It’s a strange complaint for a city, but it’s too big. I also don’t like the celebrity worship culture out there, but that’s likely just limited to Hollywood.
T eastcoaster

>most iconic architecture is a fucking billboard

>t. has never been to Los Angeles

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Kino rankings of major US cities

New York = Miami > Philly = Chicago = Boston > San Francisco > Seattle = Portland > LA >>>>>> Houston = Dallas = Phoenix

>Philly

When I visited america in the early 2000d I spent a week in Phoenix and holy shit it sucked. It's like everything in the city caters purely to office workers eating lunch. Everywhere I went was completely empty except for midday when office types would be grabbing a coffee. Still better than Brasilia.

Miami probably sucks to live in but it’s always kino. Scarface, Miami Vice, Dexter, Vice City, the list goes on.

Los Angeles is an absolute shithole. Couldn't believe how bad it was, Hollywood's fictional romanticised version results in a shock to the system for anyone that actually sees it in the flesh. There were so many better places I saw in America. If I lived in the US it would be one of the last places I'd choose to live.

sounds liminal af

The nice parts of LA are just Pasadena.

Yeah it’s awful, so much of the southwest is like that. Literally just cookie cutter McMansions surrounded by highways and strip malls and office parks

>Captcha: DAADY

Because LA County is (barely) 25% white. Of course a racial jungle setting is kino.

bro you don't even know
Phoenix has gone absolutely fucking wild since then and then are homeless encampments all over

The most unrealistic part of Her is that future LA is a clean, dense, walkable city with good trains and subways everywhere and large pedestrian spaces and few to no cars

The fake los angeles we see in movies and TV is indeed kino. Real LA is a disgusting shithole full of retarded narcissists and Mexican gang members

How the fuck could LA even realistically get like that in the near future? I don't see it as remotely possible in even 50 years. The investment in infrastructure would need to be gargantuan.

Prague

LA is America's America
>fags
>mutts
>jews
>hollywood worship culture
>late stage capitalism
>performative wokeness
A total shithole. Fuck LA.

They deport all the degenerates to flyover states to wreak havoc and vote Democrat. Then they improve their cities. Simple as. Dont forget to welcome californians with open arms

It's more likely going to be a smoldering nuclear crater by then, hopefully.

more like nigga paradise

(OP)
The panoramas in Refn's Too Old to Die Young w/ 2 characters talking about current issues in society are kino.
LA has a lot of dystopian aspects-- Skid Row, de facto settlement of shanty towns that should be removed no matter the cost, Venice Beach becoming a junkie zone etc etc-- and some scenic views too.
Under the Silver Lake also showed it well, likewise a little known movie shot during the pandemic called How it Ends.
So, in sum: it's not delenda Los Angeles but it has to be improved a LOT because there's much political ineptitude that's making the city uglier.

itt: poorfags

if u have a net worth of just 5 million, there is no greater paradise on earth than LA

Lush green neighborhoods that are like living in a forest, amazing mediterranean views of the ocean, u can ski mountains in the morning, drive 2 hours and surf in the afternoon. gated communities keep out the spics and nigs. high class escorts of every make, model and color are just a phone call away, asians, latinas, skinny blonde east europeans etc. food from every country easily accessible. always at the cutting edge of implementing new tech, fashion, entertainment. it truly is the center of the entire world.

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Stop fucking trannies

>a thousand neighborhoods in search of a city
>kino
No!

eat the rich

If you're an Amerifat, you _are_ the rich.

Seattle is superior to Portland.

wow I live in a box on a NYC subway platform and eat pizza crusts out of the fucking trash cans but I guess I'm rich

>It's a great place to live if you're rich
Wow, stunning revelation. That is applicable to literally every city on Earth.

Never stepped a foot outside yurop but I like la because I played a lot of gta v so Its like I know the city

>most kino city

What year is it?

1950s San Fransisco is pure kino, 2020s San Fransisco is a shit hole full of smug twats.

In 2020 I'd say there are no kino American cities left and precious few European ones.

The most kino city in 2020 is probably Tokyo.

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Shitholes are kino

u don't get it, pleb.

being rich in LA >>>>>>>> being rich anywhere else in the wold

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Miami is better

Yes.

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LA is literally one of the worst 3 cities in the USA.

What are the most kino Euro cities? Prague is a given.

Why don't we have more central american city kino? Any tropical city is kino

>That is a key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr. Lebowski received two years ago in recognition of his various civic...oh, that's the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, which is given...well, not necessarily given every year...

Florence, zurich, porto

Self-driving cars will fix a lot of it.

most kino cities
>tokyo
>chicago
>seoul
>new york
san franscisco isn't kino anymore btw, and LA is only kino if your definition of kino is HBO

>if u have a net worth of just 5 million
You can pay through the nose in taxes and buy a house that should cost 300k anywhere else.

>Chicago
Nigger detected

Forgot pic

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parts of LA might look nice but then you realize you actually have to live with the people of LA

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You are absolutely fucking retarded.

>new York that high
Lol
Lmao

vancouverite here
everyone who makes it moves to LA
only 2nd and 3rd worlders think the shithole that is vancouver is any good, i'm sorry to say... i feel bad for them desu

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>new york as first in the ranks
bitch is LA then the rest, also New Orleans has more soul than NYC

ive lived in LA my whole life. ive just assimed everyone on earth is retarded.

Its just LA and places that have LA influences

Salt Lake City

you're right it's ranked too low

The most kino city was Constantinople.

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kino LA tv show

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Ever had the sandwich? Thought so

>Suffering in Portland
It's true

Name 5 movies

Yes, you literally are, retard.

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Scary movie 1
Scary movie 2
Scary movie 3
Scary movie 4
Scary movie 5

Philly > Miami > DC > New Orleans > NY > Boston > Chicongo > Houston > Seattle > Portland > LA > SF > Phoenix > Dallas
westoid cities are fucked

I'd still rather be rich in Monaco, Spain, Italy, Australia or Argentina.

>t. jew

They still need to use the existing LA infrastructure which is an utter mess.

FPBP

The largest place I have lived was 300,000 people and I hated it there.

I can't imagine what its like to live in a city with millions of people.

5 mil isn't enough to make L.A livable. You'd need to be rich enough to fly everywhere you went to avoid the shitty traffic, and pay everything to come to your house so you wouldn't have to see the shitty people of L.A. in fact, if your rich enough to live in L.A and have it not be a hell hole, then you basically don't live in L.A (except the the unavoidable smog which will make you stink everyday)

You need to separate by decade. 80's era new york is kino. Current era new york is globohomo. Victorian era London is also kino but modern london is just Brits grasping on to what little culture they have left.

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RWDS

>Victorian era London
shithole that bread diseases and jack. early 20th century london was the best

midnight express
gallipoli
last crusade
once upon a time in anatolia
the world is not enough

My guess is it gets completely fucked to live there (more so than now), the degenerates move out, and it's able to prosper.

Houston and Dallas are kino as fuck. How are they below San Francisco

Texas is hecking racist And transphobic :(

um what about atlanta

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Honestly once God returns to convert the Mormons to Christianity, I think Salt Lake City will be a paradise. Beautiful city

Didn't that sink into the ocean or something?

>shithole that bread diseases and jack
Yes, pretty kino. Colonial England was cozy. 1900s England was also pretty cozy too though. Pretty much any england after the romans and before modern era was pretty fucking great.

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This, unironically