You can offer me a diamond-plated pearl

You can offer me a diamond-plated pearl
You can send me all the riches in the world
You can tempt me with the palaces of kings
I'd give 'em back in a big ol' sack and keep The Simple Things

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add stoop kid in s tier

Don't see this nigga in that list, disregarded.

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Holy fuck this ep scared the shit out of me as a kid

This is why country music is retarded as fuck. It's all "More humble than thou" shit. When it comes to it, if I had that much cash then of course I wouldn't just simply 'give it back.'
Fuck this low down train yard slave.

Helgas dad at the bottom? Fuck you.
>I’M WATCHIN THE WHEEL!

>grandma and curly that far down
what in the fug

I still don't get why they just abandoned Ruth like that for Lila, she wasn't funny and she never had a good episode just let Arnold be in love with the older chick instead of someone in his own class.

Were Simmons and Eugene gay?

thanks for your sperg rage at a cartoon character, we appreciate it

This list is so fucking bad I have to take a walk.

>I still don't get why they just abandoned Ruth like that
It made for a good episode

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>best 2 out of 3

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better list but why is Olga so high?

Sure is
Worst episode

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muh dik

She cute

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I've got The Simple Things; I've got the rain in spring,
Got spicy chicken wings, and French-fried onion rings.

You can line me up a mile of limousines.
For me it don't add up to a hill o' beans.
I got no hankerin' for grabbin' your brass ring.
It's crystal clear I'll stay right here and keep The Simple Things.

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based

fuck you rat king was kino

I believe this was what unlocked my love for stirrup leggings

What of the pigeon king?

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S-tier. I knew these lists were missing someone

I read this to the tune of Simple Things

>I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair
>That stupid thing you always wear
>I'll smash a vase, the radio,
>Those little teacups from Limoges
>Your wacky paintings on the walls
>Darling, POW, I'll smash 'em all!

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Ultra-kino

That's just how crushes were. They didn't have rhyme or reason and they were fleeting.

YOU KEEP THE MONEY

It's mind-blowing how they managed to write such a great 10-second song.

Omega-god-s tier.

I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW

literally me

Yes. Creator confirmed Simmons I think

In hindsight, this is probably the best cartoon from my 90s childhood

If Steely Phil isn’t in S tier, it’s just a bad list.

big milestone day bros

Steely Phil was the rawest nigga in the streets

Rewatching the show as an adult, it's hysterical how much of an absolute piece of human garbage Oscar is. He's probably one of my favorite characters just for how terribly he treats his wife

Mr. Simmons yes, Eugene no.

>I share this god forsaken board with Hey Arnold enjoyers
>nobody disagreeing on Helga being S tier
I've been in better company than I realized, but I'm off to bed now so can't stay longer to discuss this epitome of animated kino. I leave you with one my favourite tunes of the series:
youtube.com/watch?v=CCOOwY5z3z8

For me, it’s the end of Parents’ Day.
That one gets me every time.

It's actually infuriating rewatching his episodes as an adult because you just wish any adult would walk up and deck that fucker for gaslighting and pretty much literally abusing a child

youtu.be/7gkTcfZ1ww4

>what of the pigeon king?
>arnold helped mend his spicy chicken wings
>then he released his birds and flew away to sing

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Helga was omega god tier

>character leaves an embarrassing message and has to sneak in to steal it
name a more kino 90s trope

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I defy anyone to listen to this and say they feel nothing.

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kino

goddamn what I would do to every girl on this list except nadine

Why was Nadine such fucking trash?

jej

>Phoebe
>A-tier
she was a crazy bitch that had no backbone that wasn't even a good person. she was just nice because she was weak. she's like a female school shooter.

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>ya datta da, dee da
>and you need a big tattoo

not feminine at all and tarantula leg hair
it's a shame

But she's cute

That was my favorite episode. Cool spooky atmosphere

>haha arnold you're a good kid hey can I borrow five bucks
>susie heha look I gotta go to the store take care of the baby
>arnold I can't read and steal money from your grandparents haha can you get me a sandwich or something haha you're a good kid

Ugly art style with horrendous character design

oskar was the best

Absolutely filtered.

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