Remember the trope "I faked my orgasms"

Now they say "I was raped", it's no different prove me wrong

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>Remember the trope "I faked my orgasms"

no, user

they're literally equivalent for women. why are you posting this?

Who gives a fuck if they fake? I remember one of my exes was always too theatrical with it but I never gave a shit. If I had a more fragile ego maybe I'd care

Women not having an orgasm just means they are bad at sex.
Prove me wrong.

accurate

my gf always cums but that's because she's 38 years old and actually knows what she likes now

so you're saying if she cums it's not rape?

>she's 38 years

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on average 70% of rape victims experience a climax during rape.

no woman has ever faked with me, its not even the biggest but it just hits the g spot or something perfectly. i always figured it had to do with shape and not being mutilated

My point is "I was raped" is today's version of 90's "I faked all my orgasms, I wasnt into it BOOM GOT YA"

see Aziz' story. It's literally a bitch going "I sucked his dick because i was into it... NOT"

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It's literally a classic scene OP posted from When Harry Met Sally and it was a constant gag in 90s tv shows

I'll have what Sneed's having

no, if it's rape she definetly cums

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why won't a girl do this irl?

women are such a meme that nearly 30% of them can't achieve orgasm from using their sexual organs as intended, just penetration alone
of course this number may be high from the fact that modern women take SSRIs and birth control like candy causing a bunch of psychological/physiological blocks
basically, foreplay is dumb, just get your nut

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>Harry & Sally remake but she cums for real in public because she's listening to podcasts about serial killers

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But "I was raped" as a revenge tactic has been around for millennia user.

You're over-thinking it. Just stop acting like a retard and get laid like a normal man.

not really, maybe in the days of some slut giving it up too soon to some dirt poor mick and blaming it on a nig rapist

But nowadays the "actually i wasnt into it so it was rape" is more like the 90s version of "i was faking all along", we just have to accept they're liars at any time

Just let her use a vibrator and finish her off. Women's orgasms are almost impossible to reach with cunnilingus and a 16cm hard dick. Then again, the threshold lies in different places for different girls. My past fwb was waaay more sensitive than my current gf.

Just stay away from white chicks. Lying about rape is exclusively a white girl phenomenon As they’re held up as perfect angels. so people always assume they can do no wrong. White bitches know this so they’re incredibly entitled and evil.

Asians and Latinas is where it’s at. Those girls actually appreciate their man, rather than it being the other way around.

I was just being nitpicky, I generally agree with you.

>Women's orgasms are almost impossible to reach
no it's not unless they're jaded and busted. The point is they're whores and lie about how they are angels who didnt get off

>Asians
1st gen only tho. Some of the most dangerous BPD women I know are 2nd / 3rd gen asians. Then again I live in LA so maybe that's why

>Lying about rape is exclusively a white girl phenomenon

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God punishes sex-havers in different ways. latinas turn into disgusting goblins a year after they're married. asian women are sociopaths with 140 social IQ that will turn you into their bitch without you even realizing.

Male or female victims?

>a year after they're married
You're way too generous. 60% are fat after college, 40% after they start taking birth control at 13

>Sneed
kek

Bruh girls are shoving deodorants down their holes since they're a horny hormonal monkey same as you were rubbing your parts

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I can't

I got these hoes

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>taking birth control at 13
uhhh no user, if they actually took it they wouldnt breed like rabbits

It’s a known fact that “rape” laws were only created to protect white women. They’re the most pure precious things in the world. White bitches exploit this and act out cuz they know no one will EVER speak against them.

Nobody gives af if a black or brown bitch gets raped. But a white girl? Oh no

based

I never said they weren't or don't get horny, difference is I can stroke my dick and cum, they need an ultrasonic, oscillating dildo with bean flicker attachment

>"lol I can fake orgasms convincingly"
>proceeds to make the dumbest, most ridiculous sounding porn noises

never knew what they meant by this

oh yeah for sure they're ruined early on

he's probably thinking of HFCS. he would be wrong either way though because latina goblins are just God punishing european men for 500 years of racemixing with mesoamericans.

if i rape you i'll make you cum

>I was always lying to you
>But now I'm being honest, believe me
Bruh women have dog brains

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>UUuuuuuOOOORRRRRRR
Sally, stop it.
>AAAAH ffffff-FUCK HHNNUUUGH

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SSSsssssssSSS AAAAAHH

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All PIV sex that doesn't result in the female having an orgasm or falling pregnant is rape

PSYCHE i wasnt into it, it was rape

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bitch im just thinkin, if this is overthinking to you ur dumb

Is there a legit way to know if a girl has orgasms? Besides obvious shaking and shit

wet overflow (not piss like in porn), red faced, hard nips, ugly awkward facial expressions, depending on the girl gross white shit on your dick

when she yells "I'M CUMMIN" at the end of the scene because she wants to get it over with even though the dick in her ass is wetter than the dry cock in her pussy

the female orgasm is just the vagina spasming to suck semen into the womb, you should be able to feel it tighten around your dick.

>Well, his dick was small, but the sex was consensual.
>Honey, that's called rape.

all thinking is overthinking to NPCs

>remember how girls fake their orgasms???
lmaoing @ OP

How do I make a girl cum?

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step 1: get girl in bed with you

It means you’re bad at sex chud not the other way around.

any drukbros here ever fake a crum with a chick? i must be a bad actor because last time it happened she checked the condom after and just didn't say anything lol. we had been going for like an hour and it just wasn't gonna happen, what the fuck was i supposed to do?

you're ok there? op pic is literally a scene about how men shouldnt be confident about their habilities becuase "women can totally fake it easily" in a classic scene from the most famous 80s romcom

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>completely ruin your sensitivity with vibrators and shower heads starting at the age of 13
>complain that its the guy's fault that it takes a gargantuan 30 min effort to cum

Do women really?

Who cares?

Go on...

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no but i had those that were like bureaucratic crums that feel like passing a stone from how not into it I was

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dunno what comes next, never tried step 1

What business is it to you? Maybe I would like the challenge or something... I dunno.

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>DAE mobie is real life??
Amazing insight, OP. Truly the mind of a generation.

>GEEZ YOU GOTTA A BIG DEAD PUSSY
>GEEZ YOU GOTTA A BIG DEAD PUSSY

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you just say "i'm not gonna cum" and laugh then ignore her and go to bed

Yeah pop culture and shared signifiers have no bearing on people's understanding of the world and movies exist in a vacuum

Beyond what said, which again you can notice because it's all involuntary, they will also be extremely sensible a while after they orgasm, so as you pull out they might moan or feel hurt, and will generally be ticklish and sensitive.

Women love murderers and being killed above all else

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this
also this, she will lose her mind trying to please you if you wanna try again sober, or just move on cause she was a sloppy drufuk WHATALIFE

No but I’ve also left without finishing in disgust. Once a girl I was hooking up with stuck her fingers in her pussy and then put them in her mouth, I suppose to be sexy. But it grossed me out beyond description and I put my clothes on and left. Not even memeing

i bust within a minute or two if it's after a night of drunk fucking where i didn't crum and fell asleep and she goes for the morning bj. feels like i've been transported to the spirit realm and the load is just massive. she feels good that it finally happens and no pressure on me because i already made her cum at least once the night before. maybe the greatest feeling on earth.

Well if you really think about it...

Life hack: if a woman says "no" you can use force on her because men are stronger than women.

Also you can use a gun

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>stuck her fingers in her pussy and then put them in her mouth, I suppose to be sexy
cmon man you're joking