Would you?

Would you?

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I couldnt watch early episodes without getting hard, so take a guess

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i didn't take the elaine pill until recently, now i'm absolutely infatuated with her every time she's on screen
what do i do bros

had a similar grill with the exact same her that wanted me when I was at uni but I denied her, I cant remember why
she literally asked "when are you going to invite me at your house user". I guess I was too busy playing dota2
do I regret? yes

Whats the deal with Elaines hair?

I like Jewish women with big hair, so yes

>tfw not sponge-worthy

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yes then
yes today
yes tomorrow

Dont fight it, because you cant, just go with the flow. Its like going to strip club.
Also Benis :DDDDD

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For rapping? No I don’t think she has the talent.

She's cute with the big hair but I find her a lot more attractive and milfy later on in the show.

If you stick your hand in her hair it is easy to get it out

Most annoying woman ever. Would absolutely murder and feel nothing, yes.

straight hair elaine is underrated

For me, it’s Elaine with a raspy voice from screaming and a backwards cap

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Kike bush is as thick as the amazon jungle and stanks like month old sardine can left in the sun

damn stop, I can only get so aroused

When I see her I almost start jumping up and down I just wanna kiss her on the mouth bros...

I want to marry Elaine as George

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nothing on slags in bongland then

I want to marry a 90s girl who wears a jean jacket and glasses

Fuck no

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>main character from seinfeld is jewish
>water is wet
More news at 12

If you bed her and have a boy then technically her Jewish lineage is over. So kindve more appealing desu

I would literally marry her for money, the stinky kike bush would just be a bonus

Would love to DP her with a black pal

Kramer isn't Jewish, he's actually a chud

>YOU

This Elaine was incredibly erotic

I took it out

she would chew me up and spit me out

anyone who says no is a faggot

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stop posting

It had better be

Jewish women are beautiful and intelligent.

>Keep in mind that both the actors who played Kramer and Newman are white and Catholic irl

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she looks great in this episode

>when are you going to invite me at your house user
that amount of forwardness is a red flag you made the right choice brozzer

user I hate jews as much as the next guy but I'm still having sex with her

STOP

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Who's got Sue Ellen Mishkes tits?

eagerly

Of course. Also she might be the only female sitcom character that I find legitimately funny. Hilarious in Veep as well

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adios mio

That's overdone, honestly. Why wear that sort of makeup when you look "naturally" like that

she can suck me dreyfus if you know what i mean

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Sounds great too. Her voice is all deep because she was screaming at a dog

keep in mind i literally don't care lol

nut

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bros I have a lot of time on my hands but not enough time to make chars like this. blessed and based

Would you?

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goodness fuck yes, literal 10/10 in her prime

you guys are the only friends i’ve ever had and the first sex dream i ever had was elaine benis, i was about 11 and it was anal because i didn’t know about vaginas

>scarjo is the most potent jew

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wdhmbt

yeah

>elaine benis
Chegged :DDDDD

she's still wearing too much foundation in but fug

Affirmative.