>It never happened.
It never happened
Elijah Gomez
Ian Fisher
>6 million really, nope we made it up, our writers had a gas with that one
Nathaniel Anderson
>operation susannah?
>It's a total fabrication.
youtube.com
Xavier Brown
>Fires in food plants all over the country to cause a controlled famine?
>That one's true
Caleb Scott
>Sandy Hook massacre?
>complete fabrication
Carter Wright
>A thread on Yea Forums full of recycled jokes?
>This one's true unfortunately
Anthony Carter
Where?
Isaac Moore
>Died of a knee to the neck?
>Not this time. It's fentanyl.
Levi Robinson
murrica
Daniel Butler
>A Wuhan novel corona virus suddenly appearing in the same city as the Wuhan novel corona virus labratory?
>Actually that really happened.
>People believing it was caused by “bat soup”, just because the TV told them so?
>As hard as it is to believe, this one is also true.
>Two weeks to flatten the curve?
>Sorry. (Smiles) We got you with this one.
Parker Moore
>And what did you make of the story about the man, who swore he was a woman? A festering surgical wound, deliberately prevented from healing?
>Was this a true tale of mental illness? Or have we transitioned...into fantasy?
>Has to be fake, right? Not this time. Our research shows that a similar event took place on the janitorial staff of a television themed image board. This one's real.
Jordan Martin
What is it about Johnathan Frakes that's just so awesome? Riker went from being a hard nosed military officer to more of a ladies man by season of Star Trek. Is it the beard?
Ian Young
Not this time
Jacob Martinez
BDE
Michael Powell
>A schizophrenic Jew with terabytes of men in dresses? We haven't got your nose this time, this one's true.
Julian Martinez
Not a chance
Aaron Martinez
He's talking about the holocaust. Because it never happened. But it should have
Jaxon Gomez
Charles Lee
>Epstein hanging himself with a pillow case in maximum security prison, while all the video cameras malfunction at the same time and two security guards taking an illegal break?
>Pure fiction.
>Pedophiles running Hollywood, Wall Street and Washington DC?
>This one is true.
Asher Ortiz
>but it should of happened again
Aaron Moore
Lmao
Hudson Flores
>the worlds most famous sex trafficker going to prison for life and killing himself as a last resort?
>malfunctioning equipment, in a government facility?
>government employees not giving a fuck about their job?
>this one's true unfortunately
Juan Powell
kek
Nathaniel Sullivan
Thomas Smith
>One autistic user mass replying to an entire thread for literally no reason?
*janny deletes post*
>Nope, never happened.
Jacob Edwards
>The Ghost of Kiev?
>We made it up.
Jose Miller
>a fake virus to make the west communist?
>oh its absolutely true, and its going to get worse
Samuel Nelson
Idiot
Cameron Watson
lmao
Brandon Cruz
Leo Butler
Christopher Turner
still there for me, tranny janny is getting slow
Cooper Bennett
>81 million votes?
>We made it up
Logan Jones
You getting laid
Ian Lewis
KEK FUCK JANNY
Ian Roberts
Kek
Lincoln Collins
David Reed
any time life gets me down, I just come to Yea Forums where the memes are fresh and the jannies are seething.
Aaron Gomez
Jacob Long
>politifact
Ryder Morgan
>DNC money in Ukraine?
>*shit eating grin towards the camera* We'll let you decide
Aaron Turner
What about the mysterious behavior of the barbecue lid?
Luke James
>Rhetoric, always more rhetoric
David Harris
My sides in orbit
Jason Diaz
Ethan Perry
>did the tale of the genocide of six million jews really happen? or are we just blowing smoke?
James Nelson
>A man stuck in a virtual hell. picking up shit from the floor, for free.
>It sounds ridiculous... but it's true
Jayden Gonzalez
>The story about the anonymous Yea Forums poster that beat the game with the legendary Moonveil Katana?
>Nothing more than a fantasy.
Aaron Sanders
Yeah like 20 food centers burned down but it's all just coincidence! People who would have the power to coordinate this most certainly wouldn't be able to make all these fires look like accidents or get ruled as accidents. Don't think about it! This is Fake News!
Austin Rivera
okay schizo
Dominic Evans
>9/11 was done by muslims... Nope, this is a lie, it was the jews
Austin Young
Janny on suicide watch. Not that that's unusual for xer
John Morgan
Figures that's all you can come up with. "Cool story bro" but for zoomers. Lmao
Cooper Jenkins
Zoomers are known for not being original.
Wyatt Rogers
>Is such a thing really possible with 1940s technology? Even rollercoasters into vats of acid couldn't eliminate people with such efficiency.
Charles Nelson
>Israel attacking a US warship? Pure fiction
Matthew Adams
Actually it basically is
Jeremiah Powell
>A small family owned farming store. It has what you'd expect. Seeds, fertilizer, Gummibears. They don't care for city slickers or fancy German cars. But was this quaint store really a brothel not ago?
>This one, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure, happens to be true.
Jackson Torres
>and that story of the user on the internet who just told lies?
>sorry folks, that one's real.
Sebastian Nguyen
what are you gonna do when fertilizer shortages trigger a 50-100% increase in the cost of your food?
Ryan Hughes
>GOOD THREAD
Eli Bennett
Eat less. I also have a cabinet filled with meal replacements, enough to go two or three weeks straight without really needing to buy anything. The better question is what are you going to do when the fantasy conspiracy theories you've built your life around turn out to be bullshit?
Aiden Ross
>>It never happened
dont remind me bro...
Asher Clark
>A Jew that can't take a joke?
>This one's true. it happened in a small thread on the catalog.
Anthony Nguyen
two more weeks, right?
Noah Peterson
I have literally never been wrong and I'm not about to believe I'm wrong because some retard on the internet tells me I'm a schizo
John Gutierrez
>Is having sex with a 16 year old girl named Kenny a sin?
Dylan Brooks
wew lad
Caleb Cooper
>Corporations have more power than the government
That one was invented by a writer.
Ryan Harris
Number 1 bros... we're gonna need a ruling on this... did Jonathan say it was "okay" or "not okay" to fingerbang McKenna?
Nolan Harris