>It never happened.
It never happened
Elijah Gomez
Ian Fisher
>6 million really, nope we made it up, our writers had a gas with that one
Nathaniel Anderson
>operation susannah?
>It's a total fabrication.
youtube.com
Xavier Brown
>Fires in food plants all over the country to cause a controlled famine?
>That one's true
Caleb Scott
>Sandy Hook massacre?
>complete fabrication
Carter Wright
>A thread on Yea Forums full of recycled jokes?
>This one's true unfortunately
Anthony Carter
Where?
Isaac Moore
>Died of a knee to the neck?
>Not this time. It's fentanyl.
Levi Robinson
murrica
Daniel Butler
>A Wuhan novel corona virus suddenly appearing in the same city as the Wuhan novel corona virus labratory?
>Actually that really happened.
>People believing it was caused by “bat soup”, just because the TV told them so?
>As hard as it is to believe, this one is also true.
>Two weeks to flatten the curve?
>Sorry. (Smiles) We got you with this one.