Imagine if someone dropped a grumpy down his head lol

Because she is

>dodge this

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it's over
this bitch even flipped out on their honeymoon

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Mega-Muffin edit with Dr. Mommy's hair and glasses when?

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He isn't the only one shes whacked around.

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Why does he use feet and meters interchangeably

bros he looks so reluctant for this picture jesus christ this is horrifying it's like he's a prisoner of hers

amber looks so high in that picture its makeing me want to take drugs

I do it as a Bong and I can only tell you it's because I'm retarded

Shannon-Camille-Laura alliance

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>she has a ring

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he was a bodyguard for johnny in america

c-can doors really walk into people?

bros there are doors in my house RIGHT NOW

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There is a door right behind you

holy shit the accent on this dude i cant understand half of what he says

RIP

based coke head johnny doing it private as to not endanger the scottsmans licence

HAHAHAH BASED

Kek

>perfectly functioning when he is high
Holy based
>Jack sparrow's is more drunk than Johnny Depp
KEK

walk into them first to assert dominance

>jack sparrow more drunk than johnny
love this guy, he exudes comfy

HOLY KINO

every time the court laughs johnny gets another win

Good witness.

>I suspect he did a little bit a cocaine

uh-oh johnny bros they caught us

TFW you will never smoke some weed with Johnny

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That’s her right hand. But she clearly has sex. It’s over again.

>i think jack sparrow is more drunk than johnny depp
HOLY BASED

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I would rather take the abuse accusations and charges from putting this woman in her place than enduring the abuse for several years.

This fucking guy

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>Mistar Rottenborn, ye do realeize this may be the last teime ye get to look at me feice without me hands grappling yer skinny attorney throat ye cunt, you do realeize that, do ye, Mistar Rottenborn ?

imagine the convos I bet they'd be fun as hell

Marry, kill, fuck

>when he is on cocaine he just plays the guitar
BASED

based the scottsman is making johnny look endearing as hell bros

this is kino

i'd ask about hollywood pedo rings

>when your scot bro backs you up

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real funky place yno eeeh

Lewd court sketches of Dr. Shannon when?

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Hicksville, a real funky place.

IT'S A REAL FUNKY PLACE YA KNOW

I am betting Elon Musk put her in her place for that, and thats why he hasn't gotten his name tarnished by her. At the end of the day the guy is South African and has a different understanding on how to deal with women.

And so begins the Travel Arc

kill right fuck middle marry left

>ywn globetrot with your scottish bodyguard

It must be awesome being an actor, he makes it sound like they spent all their free time travelling the world

What is this thread about?

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about kino of the highest order

It's the scottish accent, it does wonders if coming from a big man. He could basically confess to johnny having murdered 5 prostitutes and the courtroom would laugh

check em Mr. Rottonburn

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>funkeh
KINO

>elon fag
back to redet with ye the faggots to autistic to physically defend himself even from women

holy based
fuck jannies

>He doesn´t know

A lot of spots in Canada do this and it's extremely annoying. The boomers are still hanging on to imperial and sometimes you simply have to work with it because they cannot conceptualize the metric system.

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is he going to tell a bed time story for each vacation trip lol

loadsa booz and mushrooms

>he is just going on a history rant on the city
Fucking based

MUSHROOMS

God i need an Amber in my life to beat the shit out of me

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Nice

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maybe if i smoke enough weed i can hallucinate hanging out with johnny

Mega dubs, checked

BASED

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kek

o-objection!

zombies comin up from the ground are involved in this case?

Soulful, genuine, in his lane.

In awe at the colourful character writing in this kino.

That’s why they call him Johnny Guitar.
youtube.com/watch?v=V2VTulxEDig

Almost as bad of a feeling as when you get attacked around Markarth by Emma

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user, Musk is terminally autistic, if you think he'd actually stand up to his woman and school her you must be on the spectrum as well

Elon is no longer Reddit now that he is dabbing on the woke lefitsm.

based on what

No chance. He's bankrolling her.

Checked as usual

is this allowed? the old dude who took stand now in audience

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he's not gonna do shit it's just a stunt he's gonna own twitter and let the board be business as usual this will blow over in 2 weeks and twitter will be exactly the same if you haven't worked out elons schtick yet you're a retarded faggot

what is a caravan

Maybe because he wasn't gonna be recalled again? I don't know law

Reddits and the left hates him. Dude convinces rocket scientists and the best engineers to work like slaves for his company, he probably didn't need physical violence to get to her.

private trailer like on a movie lot

Is Johnny enjoying reading this thread, bros?

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>Shit or Piss, I guess she never pisses huh
>Got a Girlfriend I bet she doesn't hit ya

I don't see why it wouldn't be allowed.

OH LOOK AT THE TIME

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objection hearsay foundation speculation compound

Yes did you not see him sit down after?

patroling the mojave almost makes you wish for a new vegas thread

>that pic
You cheeky cunts are killing me

Absolutely

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lol

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just a propa lad

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>15 minute recess
>americans clap
really, guys?

he's laughing at how we're calling his friends based and kino just for their 15 minute testimonies while he gets to hang out with them every day

an are vee or a trailer, in american

time for a mega pint

>movie ends
>americans clap
they clap at anything user

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I feel like this is a solid Larry David move

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And then I drove off

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and a huge bottle of wine

Trying hard to be a poor man's Dr. Shannon

>if only you knew how bad my shits really were

clap your ass eurofag

what kind of mega pints are we all enjoying during trial lads?
>pic related

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She must be in her own personal hell being unable to interrupt and shout over everyone as they slag her off

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>We refer you to exhibit 777
>screen cuts to Amber, pants off, squatting on the luxurious Alaskan King bed, barely balancing on the mulberry silk sheets.
How does Yea Forums and the court react?

Her lawyers eyes are all wonky

What are the chances of Heard's suicide/drug overdose after this trial flips the tables and based Depp is playing Johnny while she's soft-blacklisted?

I've seen Sleepy Hollow ages ago but can't remember anything about it. Is it a good movie for Halloween season?

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>can't handle bantz
everytime kek it's why no one likes your self absorbed country

Thats a form of ownership. Dude has infinite money, giving some whore some pennies to do as she is told and suck his dick when he demands it sound based imo. Pretty sure Ambers baby is his as well.

She's too narcissistic to kill herself

Amber is gonna win after she takes the stand

Can't wait to see her take the stand.

mega joint for me

>famous woman committing suicide
Better chances of the sky falling in, user.

playing **Jack
too many megapints bros

gonna be a big moment

>all of depp’s guys are on his side and more or less his friends

I’m not really jelly of the riches but I’m jelly of the friendships

It looks great but it's written fucking horribly.

>he doesn't know what the threads actually about

When will we start seeing amber's supporters?

too early for me but in a few hours

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I'm still hungover from yesterdays megapint
I'm skipping today lads

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Of course I do but it's a perfect place to ask.

shhhh he might be a janny

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You can tell they're friendly, Depp started smiling under his breath as soon as the Scotsman appeared on Skype. He was also laughing during the Drive testimony yesterday

im an ambersister but chuds can't see through the depp charade all the people called up are his close friends and on his pay roll so of course they're gonna say good things while amber gets abused by this monster