>ask the cute cashier if she wanted a bar of chocolate
>she looks at me weird and says no
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
Ask the cute cashier if she wanted a bar of chocolate
Alexander Phillips
Jaxson Hughes
>ask europe if I belong but they tell me I’m asian
NOOO NOOOO NOOOOO AAAAAVEEEEEE MAAARIIIIIIIAAAAAA
Hudson Gray
>sit down in bathroom stall at work to pee
>start to feel like it will be more than just pee
NO NO NO NO NO THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO!!
Sebastian Johnson
What was the point of that ring around his neck? He could easily take it off.
Aaron Thomas
it's pulled by a chain to his ankle cuffs. it's to prevent him from running fast, he can only walk around in small steps because of the ring pulling on his neck
Andrew Robinson
>slips
Andrew Peterson
GET BACK IN UR CUBICLE
Lucas Clark
>takes a box to the shitter
heh
Jason Miller
>You made HOW many toilets like that okay fine we can still sell them..
Brandon Reyes
What if he took the ring off?
Nolan Garcia
It would be extremely painful
Jacob Turner
It would be very painful.
Asher Miller
I would shit and piss on the rim every single time
Samuel Flores
idc about your inceloid life struggles just here to say that i need him carnally
Noah Scott
Isn't this a lawsuit waiting to happen? All it takes is one dude with bad knees and them giving out whilst he has chronic diarrhea and the company is going down in flames
Tyler Howard
You made this exact same thread word for word yesterday
Leo Myers
You will never be a woman
Sebastian Roberts
what are your thoughts on american actor franklin paul dano and his irrepressible sex appeal
Ayden Ward
>work in a call center
>boss bought hundreds of fake animal poos made of plastic
>whenever someone goes to the toilet, he times them
>every minute they get an animal poo put on their desk
>at the end of the month he gathers all the animal poo
>one who spent the most time pooing gets the title 'Professor Pooper' and has their toilet door key taken away so they can't poop or pee during the day the following month without him escorting them
>if he escorts you he says it wastes company time and gets deducted from your pay
>tfw i have been professor pooper 3 months in a row due to constipation
>tried to eat lentils at lunchtime to improve my gut health
>boss said they smell and i can't eat them in the office
Gabriel Martinez
I think homosexuality is a way for incel racists to hype up their own race
Jace James
>167236315
Mentally ill
Nicholas Ward
Leo Rivera
>167238923
Incredibly mad mongolmutt
Adam Cruz
if you gotta go you gotta go
Ethan Ross
i’m not gay u freak
Brayden Young
Yes you are
Lucas Cox
okay sorry my bad
Sebastian Rogers
No worries I’m just trying to avoid disinformation
Josiah Long
>go to a cute cashier
>buy a bunch of stuff including flowers
>leave the flowers on the counter
>"hey, you forgot your flowers"
Levi Davis
>sir please remove your items
>o-ok s-sorry
Connor Rogers
/
Asher Watson
beautiful, thank you my friend! cheers and have a blessed day!
Gabriel Cooper
based
Jack Morgan
>hey ladies. You look lovely tonight.
William Baker
Lol
Jack Price
the cutest ever
Christian Smith
classic
Chase Perry
He's like handsome michael cera.
Daniel Garcia
user I hate that you're so right
Leo Harris
her*
Ian Cooper
paul dano
Brandon Jenkins
>not just sitting backwards and straddling the the toilet
Zachary Nguyen
then you'd have to take your pants all the way off
Zachary Baker
>ask the cute cashier if I can have the item that isn't ringing up for free
Jace Gutierrez
?
Aiden Lee
>try to talk with girl in class
>pussy out and never get the chance to talk again
it's been two weeks and I havent been able to find her anywhere, what the hell man
Eli Allen
shit in the floor
Aaron Hill
>someone retard will blame capitalism oblivious to the fact the Soviets would have loved this shit given their centrally planned quota-driven economy instead of price coordinated economic
Jaxson Rivera
>Dano wins Oscar for Best Supporting Actor
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESYESYESYESYESYES THIS IS HOW IT WAS SUPOOSED TO GOOOO AHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AVVVEEE MAARRRIIIAAAA!" he begins shrieking
>90 something year old Clint Eastwood, who was sitting right next to Dano, begins cringing in agony over his neighbour's fit of joy. His ears begin to bleed and he starts having a seizure
>thunderous applause and chants of "CLASSIC! CLASSIC! CLASSIC!" from the audience as Dano runs up to accept his award
>his acceptance speech lasts 53 minutes
Zachary Hall
nobody brought up capitalism you obsessed weirdo
Gavin Morris
It's the new boogeyman for brainlets and I've seen that exact image before brought up with something like 'kinos about capitalism'
Jackson Lee
Ian Kelly
Weird unsolicited whataboutism. USSR was state capitalist BTW and their economy was absolutely built around global commodity prices since they also exported things to the global market.
Adam Lewis
All Boomers need to be killed.
Isaac Sullivan
Do Americans really?...
Jaxon Lee
>carrying around a porous cushion that contacts the surfaces of a public toilet
no
Sebastian Stewart
>not hiding it in the false ceiling
Adrian Martin
forced meme
Mason Hall
>increases bug productivity
>chad squatters just get a nice pump in their quads n glutes
>walk out flexin my ass
>bang 1st girl i see cause my ass looks that good
this was made for me, crush bug mental state while boosting my test
Anthony James
If anybody wonders I started this meme. Remember me. screencap this post
Matthew King
hello everybody i start funny meme please
im famous now yes? can i tell friends I started meme yes?
Benjamin Baker
>sit on it backwards
>its now a more ergonomic toilet that makes your shit more comfortable and clean
Thomas Thomas
lower than beasts