Miss Heard

>Miss Heard
>misheard
Lol. Anyone else catch this..lol

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I dont think she’s hot

She's so fucking hot. I wish she was sucking my dick right now.

My mother says her name is appropriate because she's a filthy animal who should go back to her herd.

Objection - Heardsay

>Heard
>rhymes with Turd
holy shit wtf is this? someone get johnny on the phone

OBJECTION! i heard you say!

Plastic surgeons to get this jawline?

Amber "the pee pee poo poo woman" Heard

She wishes she was half as hot as Dr. Shannon Curry

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I want to eat her shit while she insults me and threatens me with a bottle

>Amber Heard ?
>What did she ?

>Actors who shat the bed

Her name honestly sounds like the names law school professors make up for questions.
>What did you hear Ms. Heard say?

>Amber Heard
>Rhymes with Amber Turd
>The M in Mario's hat stands for "Mario"

Imagine her in a nazi uniform and she's treating you like absolute shit while constantly-whipping you with a riding crop. She's hot, but in a fucked-up sort of way.

Uh no it's an upside-down W to show that he's the opposite of Wario

Actually, Misheard could make a lot.of money as a dominatrix after this trial. She should look into it.

>mfw my father has a massive chad jawline and my mother’s one is oval and well defined but my is weak and asymmetrical due to car accident
I lost my genetic chance

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Is this the end for her?

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the duality of the Yea Forums poster

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Kek you think normies will stand for something like shitting in a bed? For us it's a hearty kek but for normies it's going way too far.

Dr Potatohead

you guys are setting yourselves up for frustration just like the left was in the case of the kenosha kid

It's the end for us.
Was looking forward to some Elon lols.

>KINO trial
>NO court sketches
>one job faggots

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It's because she's not attainable and you're a low-value male

damn shame, was looking forward to those episodes

I PRANK CALLED AMBER HEARD AT 3 AM AND I WOKE UP WITH SH*T BESIDE ME

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Top notch makeup there, ngl.

amber pls go

>court sketches
it's fucking televised you dummy
what is the point of sketches?

It's true. You see the opposite too. "I find this average girl hot and I don't know why".
See: Emma Watson, Kim from Better Call Saul

I want some lewd court sketches of Dr. Shannon Curry

I was taken aback when she was called in to testify. Man, she's the hottest psychologist I've seen. The one who work at my hospital all look like they live and eat at the Burger King next to our building. Doughy fat fucks.

>you guys are setting yourselves up for frustration
I'm team Amber, though.

She's bland and the whole shitting on the bed thing made me lose any interest in her

Im picking up what you are putting down OP.

I'm 100% sure Amber Heard is an actual succubus

>No Musk
>No Franco
At least we might still have Paul Bettany.

>missed out on a billionaire and future dictator of mars

Lol lmao

>faye dunaway
>fadin' away

>eva green
>evergreen

holy shit why are the rest of psychologist don't even remotely look like this?

I'm just here for the jigsaws, where's the link jigbros

If he shows up dressed as Vision I will absolutely coom

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failed woman and career whore

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what does franco have to do with this
also holy shit, they refer to him as "'The Disaster Artist' star" I can't believe that's what he's most famous for

Kids are dirty and too much baggage.

We have been denied Kino.

Who's winning?

>it's true because my perception and ego confirmation bias says so

ok schizo.

>what does franco have to do with this
He was doing a movie with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp suspected them of having an affair.

Not the jannies.

THANK YOU! I thought I was going crazy. How can you "mishear" poop

>t. genetically irrelevant hedonist subhuman

>Musk: I've just taken over twitter, I don't need this shit hurting my image
>Franco: I've just come out of rehab after being #metoo'd. I really don't want to be seen as taking the side of an obvious abuser immediately afterwards
Kek
Smart guys

he had a threesome with amber heard and and that actor chalamet

JANNIE IS A NIGGER

wow you must have super refined taste. Are you a rich playboy? or are you nitpicking the definition of hot in which case you are a dumb autist?

More like Dr. Curvy amirite fellas

I had to go out. Anything interesting happen in the last 2 hours?