I want a real human sexual intercourse

I want a real human sexual intercourse.

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get a hooker

fuck a fat woman or get an escort
or if youre into guys visit a gay bar and youll get laid in 10 minutes

oh to be a hero...and a real human bean.

Better sign up for grindr then bro

[HUMAN BEAN INTENSIFIES]

Why do you care? Sex is a glorified handjob.

>wants real sexual intercourse
>go pay for it
??

Alright my man, start listening good music for inspiration ( limp bizkit, snot, G Eazy, Weeknd for me), start lifting, buy some cool clothes and be yourself, just don't talk with chicks like you talk here. It's easy, bro, the first step is the hardest. It all depends on you, good luck!

Yeah why do poor people care about money. Being rich is a burden amirite.

Are you Filipino?

Download tinder and put up some half-decent pics. After 3 or 4 months you should be able to get at least one hookup.

Salty milk bag coin sand

Sex doesn't exist we decided that the point of life is getting into the pneuma

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet

That's as real as it gets homo

Fag.

You think """free""" sex is more geniune?

Communist

Date a tranny or get topped at Grindr. Your choice

i found a schizoid woman im gonna try to bang and girlfriend

Being rich is glorified poverty

Lost my virginity at 25 to a Japanese girl in Japan a couple weeks ago
Was good, not mind blowing; she was inexperienced too
What was better was sleeping holding hands, unironically
We're dating now
Can't imagine ever thinking paying is better though; if I didn't know this girl I'd feel like my soul was lost permanently

Nah, you really don’t

>if I didn't know this girl I'd feel like my soul was lost permanently
That is so pathetic.

dating how? are you still in japan?

I just had sex for the first time in my life 2 months ago (27) with my current gf
It was amazing, my favorite part was the foreplay though, sucking her tits and fingering her etc.

The best thing is when you touch her down there and its fucking wet, you know you´re the man.

PD: blowjob is overrated

Yes I live in Japan, not an ALT

Right is me as a kid thinking things would get better
Left is me finding out things only get worse

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remember to not masturbate and to channel your sexual energy exclusively into her
japanese girls can also be timid but are still very dtf if you just keep asking, they put on a shy act, you already sealed the deal, just saying
does your girl also squeal a lot like in japanese porn? the japanese woman I was with did, she was very loud

Already on it
And she initiated the first time but otherwise it's been pretty mutual
She's not that loud though

oh if she actively initiated the first time that's a bit odd. I'd still be on the lookout for any red flags like if she wants to lock you down for a white boy green card or something knowing she found a shy boy she can control and dominate. But hey if her crazy matches your crazy that can happen too and be a real love story. Best of luck and bang as much as you can

im wearing my drive jacket rn lol

Yo, do you know if them nip chicks like french guys?

Yes

They like white guys, so if you're of the "Parisian" variety, then no.

I'm Québécois though, so I guess a little Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? should seal the deal, right?

If you're white and not fat you're fine
I am 5'6 Italian American, so even with tan skin and black hair and showing height on my profile I got shit tons of likes on their dating app Pairs
I am of moderate attractiveness though, so that probably balances out the non brown hair/blonde/blue eyes stuff that are instant wins
Not even in a big city either
I know gaijin hunters and what to look out for. She's not interested in going to America soon anyways, but open to the possibility

>blue eyes stuff that are instant wins

>Pale grey-blue-yellow eyes

Hell yeah dude

they love them, look up paris syndrome

I know about Paris Syndrome, but people and places aren't exactly the same

SOMETHING'S ON MY MIND
IT'S BEEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME

YOUR HEADTRIP'S BORING ME
....
LET'S NUKE THE BRIDGE WE TORCHED 2000 TIMES BEFORE
THIS TIME WE'LL BLAST IT ALL TO HELL

why?

it wont change anything
you are just looking for excuses, coping wildly

Do you speak japanese or does she speak english

I just mean that plenty of Japanese people already love the idea of Frenchness so if a french boy shows up at a bar there'll definitely be someone who wants your baguette

how

ducky?

if i was a gigachad i would go out of my way to find incels to become friends with and when they have their incel rage outbursts about how much they can't get women because they're short or ugly or whatever i'd just respond with dry shit like "that sucks man"

I'm 31 and been talking to a 21 year old "emo" girl. Her teeth are kinda fucked up but otherwise cute. She wants to hang out soon. Wish me luck bros

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sags of bands

cute boomer

Then go do it. Wtf is stopping you? It's literally never been easier in the history of humanity to get laid. I fucking hate you whiny pricks. Shut the fuck up nigger!

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>It's literally never been easier in the history of humanity to get laid

It's never been harder thanks to dating apps and social media

Are you really that fucking stupid that you believe this unironically or are you b8ing me?

sex is overrated, nothing compares to genuine affection and love of one another

wrong. I'm an average looking guy and I have one tinder meetup every week, about half of which turn into hookups

Was she hairy? Is the rumor true that it's actually censored in real life?

user do you want to be affectionate with me?

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>watch Drive a few years ago
>can't remember what it was like
>rewatch it a few weeks ago
>become real human bean

ill suck ur dick no homo