For me its "An Idiot Saves the President" the funniest and best comedy ever filmed
Which one are you gonna watch tonight?
I don't watch movies
For me it's boats
James Cameron?
Yeah I’m sure this chick watches super deep shit
I want to watch Manchester by the Sea with a woman, but then I realized it was about Boats.
Fuck. Shes right bros.
women like Titanic
Literally who?
I hate women
It's not about boats
I'm glad her dad choke slammed her to death with the Bowflex
Russell Crowe
Boats are pretty cool. Women will never understand.
Ok, since I feel attacked, I'm gonna have to counterpunch
Top movies your girlfriend wants you to watch:
–children do magic
–more children do magic
–women being kooky
–Ryan Gosling
–"you pick"
For me its boy gets harem member and is a gary stu for 30 minutes series
Why does her apartment door look like the emergency exit door?
When you realise that all the "fuck men" posts on social media are basically stacies complaining about the chad men they choose to fuck, then everything makes sense. The problem is, they think the behaviour of the men they choose to sleep with is also the behaviour of people like me, the men they did no choose to sleep with. Do incels like me end up getting sucked in their hate basket.
Boats is a top documentary and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Or you could become a Chad like me. I went from being a hugless kissless virgin to banging 50 chicks just by working out / studying pickup / dressing better
you forgot
-plain, uninteresting girl gets attention from M.D. vampire pirate.
>boats
listen BITCH
in the past 20 years there have been exactly like 3 fucking movies that featured boats
which one are we talking about here?
>has to work for it
you're not a chad by definition
Yeah. We get all the agression destined at chads with none of the benefits that chads get.
Boats is one of the most overrated films ever but Yea Forums will never be able to admit this.
having a boyfriend is gay so I don't watch any of these I watch Master and Kommander with my cat and a bottle of whiskey again obviously
women don't think, so stop thinking about them
I would watch movies like Girl Hell 1999 with her and ask if thats different enough
Top movies your gf wants to watch
>handsome rich guy inexplicably falls for average looking girl
>harry potter
Yep that's it.
FUCK YOU CUNT I LOVE BOATS
……
c u n t
>Rich Boy Hero 4
>not Rich Boy Hero 2
Yeah, I'd be complaining too
posts like that are just normies shitposting.
Yeah, but they can shitpost and it's all well and good but when I shitpost then I'm the women hating inkwell.
where my /boat/bois
I'm a silent hero journey boy and boats kinda guy.
>boats isnt a master and commander parody
Name a good boat movie that people aren't likely to have seen already, I need some boat kino.
whats a good Fight Fight Fight movie? something with a fight club that isnt Fight Club
For me it's silent hero journey boy.
fight club is yuppie rich boy anti hero 4
To women, Fight Club is Fight Fight Fight, even if that's not what the movie is about.
A real Fight Fight Fight movie is probably something like The Raid or maybe Taken
still one of the funniest jokes a woman has ever made (bf prob came up with it).
An idiot saves the president looks kind of kino desu
We are watching Boats again so stop posting on social media and shut the fuck up
Womanlet
Bloodsport.
>become a subhuman baboon like me
>In the Line of Fire
>Wolf of Wall Street
>Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
>Raging Bull
>A Perfect Storm
What other kinos I have I missed in these genres?
I fucking love boats but there is not enough boat kino.
>Love Triangle.
>Bad Boy Wants Literally You.
>Romcom 3: Single Again.
>Fashion Bitches.
>Horse.
and you will never be one
What are some good silent hero journey boys
Master and Commander is the very definition of underrated when it was one of the greatest films of all time. It's as close as you can get to a perfect film.
Movies your girlfriend wants to watch:
>lesbians but 100 years ago
>everyone gets murdered
>it's just a family having dinner but it's in like Korean or French
>old rich man tries to fuck a mentally unstable young girl in the 1950s
>twinks
Don't worry babe, we can just watch Mean Girls again.
You know the answer to that
she looks strange up close, but she's really attractive with the camera some feet away from her.
why boats lpqtbg tho
I'm glad me and the wife overcame this subversive, jewish "netflix and chill" meme. Couples dont need to watch films together. It's such an overstimulating medium, it can be hard to find movies that both people enjoy and most movies are clearly targeted at one gender anyway. My nights have been better spent reading dune and comic books while the mrs reads gothic horror and bdsm hentai.
New Dragon Gate Inn > Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Titanic isn't about boats, it's about a rich girl abandoning her family for steerage cock she just met on a boat.
Every one of those whores throws their "6 ft rule" out the window as soon as they have some cash waved under their nose.
Best news I've heard all day
I tried to watch Silent Hero Journey Boy with my gf but both of us kept laughing at the extremely long periods of silence, I think we turned it off after the elevator scene.
It's a great movie but it is just not one of those thing you can watch with other people.
The Boat
Starring Dwayne "The Dock" Johnson
Checked
Foid version
>cute boy has dramatic outburst about stuff that makes him sad
>single roastie in bigcity with BS nothing job gets magical bf thats probably hugh grant
>old lady tells roastie sad stories, then roastie gets divorce
>bigcity roastie goes to hometown and gets bf
>matthew mcfayden being socially awkward
>a dumb cunt has doubts about a relationship
>silly boys holding me down 4
>never shut the fuck up complaining broad
>fuck fuck fuck
>shoes
People get so mad at this post but it's literally funny and not even mean spirited. There are so many more vicious, shitty rage baits if you want to get your misogyny out.
kinography
you will never pass. and your reaction images dont hide your anger.
Sorry mate, not everyone is a tranny
>tries to mock
>has to insert propaganda.
this is why they cant meme.
based woman-hater
greetings from kazakhstan
What about silent idiot fights the president ?
Why is her door only 6 and a half feet tall
It's not coming out until 2023
Or when the wall starts closing in.
Escape From New York?
>loves women so much that someone hating women causes him to throw a temper tantrum
You
Will
NEVER
Be
A
Woman
Half of Vin Diesel's filmography
Return of Rich Silent Idiot to save the President : The fight on boats.
>be woman with fake hair, fake eyebrows, fake skin, and fake lips
>complain that men lie about their heights
>New Dragon Gate Inn
>This was one of a number of films in which Brigitte Lin is a woman passing off as a man.
you will never be a man (you have no testicles, no sperm and not enough testosterone to build a substantial amount of muscle mass).
I check.
The Bounty
Master and Commander
Captain Ron
Crimson Tide
U-571
Red October
Das Boot
The Perfect Storm
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The Endurance
In the Heart of the Sea
Down Periscope
All is Lost
White Squall