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Disney movies for 2023, no Star Wars
Sebastian Barnes
Logan Brooks
How awful
Owen Jones
star wars sucks ass, who cares
Caleb Ross
Two Avatar movies?
Chase Johnson
imagine telling a child in 1981, hey you just saw the last good star wars movie but don't worry they're going to make hundreds more.
Levi Morgan
Does this get people excited generally?
Jacob Williams
They must be re-releasing it in 4K to lead up to the sequel. Is it on Disney plus?
Jacob James
I haven't been this underwhelmed in a while.
Nolan King
>he isn't jumping up and down for "The Menu"
next you're going to tell me Trans rights don't matter I bet.
Gabriel Edwards
The sequels were a resounding success!
Julian Anderson
indiana jones?!?
Julian Flores
Avatar 1 gets a rerelease in september
James Thomas
>Indiana Jones
>GotG3
>Doc Strange 2
will only watch if reviews are extremely good
>rest
who cares
Nicholas Long
I see... wonder if it will have anything new to it?
Leo Perry
>I see... wonder if it will have anything new to it?
Probably a new 4k interpolated upscale
Wish they'd release a 4k 120hz vr/3d version
Hunter James
4K remaster sounds and image, also disney logo instead of fox.
Kevin Hernandez
>The Bob's burgers movie
Why???
Nathaniel Miller
they probably don't want to end up like the simpsons doing a movie like 5+ years too late.
Evan Stewart
>Indiana Jones
Aaron Ward
How much homo shit are in these movies?
Dylan Flores
every single one of them contains the first gay kiss ever in a disney movie.
James Martin
You know it's gonna be another Force Awakens. They call it just Indiana Jones because they want to target zoomers who have never seen the original.
And I remmber someone prasining the movie saying it's just like the first one. There you go, another reboot with a high dose of woke propaganda.
Matthew Cooper
I guess it would be poetic in that the film with the most soul is the one without Indiana Jones in the title, and the one with the least soul is just called Indiana Jones.
Levi Perez
Are republitards really going to spend months calling Disney child groomers and then go right back to consooooming?
Brandon Foster
Zachary Robinson
Yes, Disney only have the copyrights and brand names, nothing else.
Eli Sanchez
>2022
>Avatar
wut
Dylan Wood
Keep forgetting they own searchlight pictures now. Its hilarious seeing actual movies at the bottom there.
Julian Perez
I don't like the presumptuousness of these presentations. "Here are the products you are going to consume!"
Jayden Baker
No mention of Night at the Museum, which is meant to premier this year either.
It's CGI this time with Awkwafina rumoured to be voicing a surprise role so I was kind of looking forward to it.
Luke Reed
Eddie Murphy’s making anothe haunted mansion movie??
Colton Ortiz
>mfw The Menu is back on the menu
Parker Jones
I wont
Brody Wilson
I think it is just the 4K version of the original releasing on Disney +, like they are doing with the Avatar films.
Benjamin Lee
fucking kek.
How many times have they said "the first gay kiss in a disney movie" now?
can't beleive there isn't a compilation picture. the articles probably got memory holed I guess.
Cameron Rodriguez
Truly a cinematic dark age.
Mason Harris
>Banshees of Inesherin
Based Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleason back on their bullshit
Andrew Diaz
imagine wanting to upset a child because your mad about your laser sword wizard franchise
Angel Jackson
Good, Star Wars is even worse than the MCU.
Brayden Mitchell
>wakanda forever
This shit again, more negros pretending that place exists for real
Jaxson Collins
You mean instead of doing it 4 years too late?
Gabriel Cox
They really think that they can scrounge together an Indiana Jones movie after the last one
Austin Reyes
Probably not but it will beat Endgame taking back it's spot as number one movie in the entire world forever
Gabriel Watson
everytime these images come out Yea Forums says disney is finally finished and no one will want to watch these movies and everytime they're wrong.
Brody Rogers
yes, we're dragging out 80-year old harrison ford so he can pass the torch to Phoebe Waller Bridge, it's her turn, chud
Logan Parker
it already beat endgame with chinese rerelease in 2021
Gavin Wood
No, Avatar gets a theatrical rerelease in september, this slate has no disney plus content
New haunted mansion movie in 2023,in theaters with owen wilson as lead
Leo Torres
Well, they absolutely destroyed Star Wars with that godawful “Sequel” Trilogy that drove away 50+% of the fan base. Disney tried to steal Luke Skywalker’s entire life story and gift it to a horrifying corporate facsimile named Rey.
The thing that keeps Star Wars going (though good movies and bad) was the core mythology. And Disney Lucasfilm decided to burn that mythology to the ground and humiliate everything of eternal value beyond all recognition.
Nobody cares about Rey Palpatine or Supreme Captain Smoke because they aren’t AUTHENTIC.
Blake Rodriguez
Disney doesn't want fanatics like you. You make children cry.
Jacob Morris
Avatar logo looks sus
gonna be trash but trash men
Nathaniel Nelson
(YOU)
Adam Bailey
Replace every logo with the word "Capeshit" written with different font
Jose Wilson
It'd be nice if Disney stopped raping Star Wars' corpse altogether.
Wyatt Cox
lol no. But think whatever you want.
Michael Bell
Weak response. I want to speak to your manager.
Michael Young
I haven't seen a Disney movie in forever.
Hudson Flores
HAHAHAHA good
based
Camden Jackson
>Euphoria is more popular than The Mandalorian
If you only knew how dead Star Wars really is
Brayden Campbell
I’m her Manager, Edward Steingold. I do apologize….she has not been keeping up with her monthly quota of Reyposting, gayposting, chudposting, or frankly anything else. Her job here at DisneyMoms™ Is to try to manipulate troubled youngsters into conflating bad corporate action movies with left-wing identity activism for the purposes of mindless mass consumption. I will be chatting with her after her shift is done on her underperformance. Best wishes from the Magic Kingdom!
Evan Cox
God, these all look like absolute shit. You have to be the most mindless consoomer ever to care about any of these.
Jason Sanchez
Will they introduce Indy's hidden daughter or something because Lebeouf is goner?
Colton Robinson
>raiders of the lost ark
>GREAT
>temple of doom
>good
>the last crusade
>GOATED
>crystal skull
>shit
so number 5 is going to be one of the best movies of all time following this pattern. I'm looking forward for it.