I just met Ryan Gosling at a shift at Whole Foods

"And your change is $3.46. Have a good night"
"Thanks, you too"
".......... Young Hercules"
"Thanks, you too"

Agreed. Place beyond the pines was good but doesnt realky count bc he barely speaks

It's not even my favorite movie with him in it, it was just the first thing that came out of my mouth.

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i wish that post was true

you lookin to get placed beyond the pines?

If you actually said that to the goose then in his head he was probably thinking “wow that virgin really liked that movie out of all of them huh”

Based autist, relatable

"I bet he's gay, too"

How many celebrities come in to the Whole Foods in Boulder?

You should've said Crazy Stupid Love, which is a far superior film

I've seen Ryan Reynolds, local band celebs (namely 3oh3), Howard Stern, Jonathan Richmond, and Barbie Ferreira. I didn't care for any of them so I didn't acknowledge them.

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>Boring celebrity encounters

One time I saw Nick Swardson and I said "you're Nick Swardson" from a few feet away and he started going "yeah dude I always love meeting a fan bro how's it going man, you want a pic--" and I walked away

kek owned epic style

Can’t say I had the same experience .

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>3oh3
Uhhh based. Boulder's a nice town, I spent some summers there as a kid, but it's still surprising to get that many celebrities if true

Are you sure that wasn't Alec Baldwin?

not cool to do to anyone, really

but he's reddit!!!!

All of them except for one of the dudes from 3OH3 (I keep meeting the same faggot everywhere I go, I think it's Nathaniel, but he's everywhere in Boulder) come right after they open, or right before close, and they're always alone. I was shocked they didn't have people to do that for them.

topo chico,
Hey i remember seeing an ad for this before a movie once...

A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.

After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn’t want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.)

Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the Ryan Gosling statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous.

Take the children and go to the neighbors, said whichever parent was talking to her. We’ll call the police. We don’t have a Ryan Gosling statue.

The police caught Ryan Gosling as he was running through the neighborhood.

>Please tell me this isn't too cringeworthy
Do you mean like his entire filmography?

You better get tested, I hear that merely looking at RG will give you herpes and the clap.

Would be nice if true, aside from the highly self-fellating faggotry of not naming a proper film (Drive, Only God Forgives, even the Clooney one) for the outro. I pity you, OP.
Also, I met Gosling in SF at a restaurant and, while I know you're larping, him shrugging and laughing is the exact thing he did when I drunkenly said something about Drive 2 or something similarly dumb.

like I said, I brain-farted and said one of his older, lesser-known movies, rather than my favorite. He was very polite.

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Ryan Gosling.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... I offered him a tooth pick. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a hammer. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of his boot hover above my head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before this foot crashing down, ending my life.

>He was by himself and bought a 12 pack of lime Topo Chico, and 2 lbs of chicken breast
I'm veg but holy based. We normies are consuming rotten crumbs while the rich and the politicians and the powerful do it optimally.

Welcome to the Goose Club.

Kek. One of my all time favorites.

Hey this might be weird but can someone make a barbie or a margot robbie thread? I'd do it myself but there's a rangeban I'm caught in so I can't start new threads. Thanks, I just want to talk about margot robbie and the new Barbie movie.

The version where they say “I’m taking these” when grabbing the Milky Way bars always makes me laugh

>I brain-farted
hardcore full-blown addiction to cross-dressing and trannyism will tend to do that, the rock bottom testosterone count kills brain cells and the cross-dressing scrambles the wires.
still, cool story, wonder what he's doing up in boulder.

Reminds me of the time I met the hottest woman in bongland

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You know, this is actually somewhat believable.

Sure

Was there an original celebrity for that, or was it all a larp?

Lmao

cr

Nice

>12 pack of lime Topo Chico, and 2 lbs of chicken breast.
new diet just dropped

>Please tell me this isn't too cringeworthy.
Should have mentioned Breaker High.

you should have said "i love the nice guys. did you fugg angry rice?"

whats up with the fucking range bans anyway. I hadn't been able to make a thread for months now and I didn't even break any rules.

>He is literally us

I haven't been anywhere in California where I wasn't range banned from posting. It's probably the carrier?

Why incels idolize ryan so much?

How the hell did you scape from reddit

dynamic IPs and old bans

United States Of Leland is my favorite autistic Goosekino

What makes me Reddit? I came to Yea Forums in 2014 for porn, and then really got into it with Lebron Cavs in 2016 and pretty much been browsing /g/ Yea Forums Yea Forums /pol/ ever since. I don't live here though, nor online in general, so if you've worshiped this site for 2 years you're way ahead of me pal.

Being reddit means you're just a retarded faggot

That feel when you can't watch Ryan Gosling films with women because you're literally Ryan Gosling.

Damn Ryan Gosling can be a jerk.

how am i retarded then. i've gotten this response a few times and i think it's because i'm wordy and considerate in my posts. what do you say? don't be a subhuman and give a proper response if you can.