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What is sex with him like?
Kayden Martinez
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Henry Gray
vintage
Jose Howard
>NOOO UR DOINT IT WRONG NooOOOOOO GET OUT GET OUT
Landon Flores
He doesn’t have sex.
Joshua Thompson
classic
Connor Cooper
ask your mom lol
Samuel Nelson
UUUUGGGGNNGHHH UUUNNGHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH yes AH AH AH AH heehehehehe UUUGNGGHGHGHG UNNNGHGHGHGHGHHGH
Michael Moore
From personal experience, its like having sex with Kermit if you are Miss Piggy. Definitly a floppy kind of bottom with a lot of yelling.
Nathaniel Thompson
James Morris
he thinks he's doing it perfectly and when you tell him to do something differently he freaks out
Nicholas Robinson
his wife is a top tier qt and hollywood royalty (granddaughter of Elia Kazan)
Gavin Barnes
i cri evertim
Ryder Jackson
god i wish i was her
Oliver Fisher
Probably insufferably boring or horrifically degrading. Until the check clears.
Gavin Reed
Judging from the fappening leaks, seems really comfy.
Gabriel Baker
idk but I need him to pump his seed into every orifice of my body until my pores secrete his cum
Mason Hall
link?
Carter Evans
Idk, OP. Why don’t you ask your father?
Chase Ward
Just google it. It's not like they scrub it.
Dominic Hernandez
Like AAAAAAVEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA
Angel Gray
Looks like Jared Leto
Elijah Green
serious answer, i suspect he’s really good at foreplay. i bet he can finger a girl reaaaally really well (he has beautiful long elegant fingers) and he has a gentle yet masculine disposition that suggests an attentive and caring lover. i think his dig is probably above average because he’s constantly manspreading. he’s also mad questionable remarks in multiple interviews over the years which lead me to believe he’s fairly kinky
overall i’d say 10/10
Josiah Gonzalez
He has such a nice, soothing voice. It'd be great for audiobooks desu.
Brayden Moore
Ask Zoe
Brody Powell
this image makes me seethe with envy
Ryder Nelson
BRUUUUUCEEE WAAAAAAYYYYYNNEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAARRRRIIIIIAAAAAAAA
Sebastian Bailey
Imagine him screaming "AVEEE MARIAAA" right as he cums.
Josiah Walker
yeah for real
William Morgan
god I wish I was her
Brandon Reyes
He's married?!
It's over
Colton Ramirez
Anyone saying "Classic" is just as Reddit as people saying "This. So much this."
Daniel Thomas
Nigga this entire thread is full of white queers fellating a lesbian looking man what more do you want?
Jackson Morales
it’s not fucking fair breh. i want his warm embrace
Jose Fisher
Guys like him put their all into it. Quick, deep thrusts in whatever position she wants until they're both drenched in each other's fluids after intensely powerful orgasms that make them both scream in animalistic extasy, waking neighbors and frightening children.
Caleb Kelly
ask his wife, Zoe Kazan aka "the girl who got rattled" from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs.
I'm going to guess from the looks of em, lots of awkward pawing. but classic.
Nolan Long
spillin his milk shake all over that cutie 3.14, based
Easton Cook
I'd rather have sex with Pattinson tbqh
I bet he gives good pelvis
Jaxon Gonzalez
great post ty user
Christian Myers
>queers
Julian Fisher
>you live in a timeline where Paul dano is considered hot.
Yokes.
Noah Young
>an autistic stereotypical incel is the actor of 2022
what did hollywood mean by this?
Nathaniel Phillips
he is hot
Connor Ortiz
Thank you. I like imagining the sex lives of complete strangers.
Eli Davis
BRO NO WAY HE GETS THE KAZAN MILKERS WHAAAAT I KNEW HE GETS CUTE COEN POOPER GIRL BUT THATS TOO MUCH IMGUNNACUUUIOOIOOMMMMM
Jace Edwards
It means they needed someone to play an autistic stereotypical incel
Bentley Evans
Joshua Sanchez
We shall know forsooth
Michael Rivera
This. I’m like Dano in that way
Cooper Cruz
i can’t fucking take it anymore. i need him in a way i’ve never needed anyone before. it’s pure carnal lust permeating every cell in my body down to the marrow in my bones
Jayden Perez
Truth be told im glad they're happy, and I hope they keep happy
Charles Scott
Do you even know where the classic meme comes from?
Mason Barnes
This. So much this.
Andrew Mitchell
yeah but people are still fawning over him
how???
Carson Nelson
he's so impossibly cute
Nolan Ward
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anthony White
He's incelish but not in a standoffish, threatning way. Some women dig the non-threatning nice and kind type
Jordan Lopez
he has a sexy voice + plays weird little villains that are fun to sexualize + gets beat up in a sexy way a lot + seems nice and normal irl
Henry Cruz
He's cute? It's not difficult to understand, user.
Isaac Martinez
Is this Jay Baruchel?
Nicholas Thompson
yeah.
Isaac Roberts
Exactly!!
Jayden Mitchell
>takes his shirt off immediately
>kisses his partner's tummy, then kisses thighs
>doesn't eat pussy but plays with it for a little while edging his posture up over time to get up to their chest and then kisses them on the lips
>missionary
Blake Allen
C
Wyatt Young
L
Nicholas Anderson
He's not hot
He's cute
Easton Ward
he looked so hot when he was chubby
Eli Flores
Danofuckers rise up!!!
Samuel Gutierrez
Explain the origins of the classic meme.
Nolan Edwards
His hands are nice and his hair looks soft simple as
Zachary Harris
i just wanna ruffle his hair just once please
Brody Adams
>kisses his partner's tummy, then kisses thighs
hmmmmgmmfmmgmmfmfmmmmfmfmn
Angel Baker
I'm sorry sis but he looks like a oversized toddler. He looks better skinny
Brody Flores
i like him both ways but i wanna rub/kiss his fat brian wilson tummy so bad..
Josiah Johnson
N-nno...
Nicholas Morales
AaaaaaAaAAAAA
segs
Caleb Wilson
>ywn save animals with Jay
Not feeling too good, sisters.
Brayden Russell
He looks like every fucking nerd I knew including me
Jordan Howard
This. So much this