What is sex with him like?

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vintage

>NOOO UR DOINT IT WRONG NooOOOOOO GET OUT GET OUT

He doesn’t have sex.

classic

ask your mom lol

UUUUGGGGNNGHHH UUUNNGHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH yes AH AH AH AH heehehehehe UUUGNGGHGHGHG UNNNGHGHGHGHGHHGH

From personal experience, its like having sex with Kermit if you are Miss Piggy. Definitly a floppy kind of bottom with a lot of yelling.

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he thinks he's doing it perfectly and when you tell him to do something differently he freaks out

his wife is a top tier qt and hollywood royalty (granddaughter of Elia Kazan)

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i cri evertim

god i wish i was her

Probably insufferably boring or horrifically degrading. Until the check clears.

Judging from the fappening leaks, seems really comfy.

idk but I need him to pump his seed into every orifice of my body until my pores secrete his cum

link?

Idk, OP. Why don’t you ask your father?

Just google it. It's not like they scrub it.

Like AAAAAAVEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA

Looks like Jared Leto

serious answer, i suspect he’s really good at foreplay. i bet he can finger a girl reaaaally really well (he has beautiful long elegant fingers) and he has a gentle yet masculine disposition that suggests an attentive and caring lover. i think his dig is probably above average because he’s constantly manspreading. he’s also mad questionable remarks in multiple interviews over the years which lead me to believe he’s fairly kinky

overall i’d say 10/10

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He has such a nice, soothing voice. It'd be great for audiobooks desu.

Ask Zoe

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this image makes me seethe with envy

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BRUUUUUCEEE WAAAAAAYYYYYNNEEEEEE


AAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAARRRRIIIIIAAAAAAAA

Imagine him screaming "AVEEE MARIAAA" right as he cums.

yeah for real

god I wish I was her

He's married?!
It's over

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Anyone saying "Classic" is just as Reddit as people saying "This. So much this."

Nigga this entire thread is full of white queers fellating a lesbian looking man what more do you want?

it’s not fucking fair breh. i want his warm embrace

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Guys like him put their all into it. Quick, deep thrusts in whatever position she wants until they're both drenched in each other's fluids after intensely powerful orgasms that make them both scream in animalistic extasy, waking neighbors and frightening children.

ask his wife, Zoe Kazan aka "the girl who got rattled" from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

I'm going to guess from the looks of em, lots of awkward pawing. but classic.

spillin his milk shake all over that cutie 3.14, based

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I'd rather have sex with Pattinson tbqh
I bet he gives good pelvis

great post ty user

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>queers

>you live in a timeline where Paul dano is considered hot.
Yokes.

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>an autistic stereotypical incel is the actor of 2022
what did hollywood mean by this?

he is hot

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Thank you. I like imagining the sex lives of complete strangers.

BRO NO WAY HE GETS THE KAZAN MILKERS WHAAAAT I KNEW HE GETS CUTE COEN POOPER GIRL BUT THATS TOO MUCH IMGUNNACUUUIOOIOOMMMMM

It means they needed someone to play an autistic stereotypical incel

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We shall know forsooth

This. I’m like Dano in that way

i can’t fucking take it anymore. i need him in a way i’ve never needed anyone before. it’s pure carnal lust permeating every cell in my body down to the marrow in my bones

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Truth be told im glad they're happy, and I hope they keep happy

Do you even know where the classic meme comes from?

This. So much this.

yeah but people are still fawning over him
how???

he's so impossibly cute

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He's incelish but not in a standoffish, threatning way. Some women dig the non-threatning nice and kind type

he has a sexy voice + plays weird little villains that are fun to sexualize + gets beat up in a sexy way a lot + seems nice and normal irl

He's cute? It's not difficult to understand, user.

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Is this Jay Baruchel?

yeah.

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Exactly!!

>takes his shirt off immediately
>kisses his partner's tummy, then kisses thighs
>doesn't eat pussy but plays with it for a little while edging his posture up over time to get up to their chest and then kisses them on the lips
>missionary

C

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L

He's not hot
He's cute

he looked so hot when he was chubby

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Danofuckers rise up!!!

Explain the origins of the classic meme.

His hands are nice and his hair looks soft simple as

i just wanna ruffle his hair just once please

>kisses his partner's tummy, then kisses thighs
hmmmmgmmfmmgmmfmfmmmmfmfmn

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I'm sorry sis but he looks like a oversized toddler. He looks better skinny

i like him both ways but i wanna rub/kiss his fat brian wilson tummy so bad..

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N-nno...

AaaaaaAaAAAAA
segs

>ywn save animals with Jay
Not feeling too good, sisters.

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He looks like every fucking nerd I knew including me

This. So much this