Worst game. Greatest game story.
Worst game. Greatest game story
Luis Rogers
Colton White
WOW IT'S BLACK GUY FROM EPISODE!
Daniel White
Silverman's era did more damage to AVGN's reputation than the movie.
Cameron Ramirez
Why did he let the artist draw him clearly doing his goofy gimp leg run?
Aaron Davis
He told the artist he wanted a realistic rendering of each actor.
Noah Lee
Huge AVGN fan, I’ve seen all his older videos probably a hundred times each, probably more
That being said, I have never watched any of his newer stuff, and have never seen the movie. I don’t watch any of Cinnemassacres modern content.
For anyone whose seen Cinemassacre 100 or 200, you’ll understand when I say I feel genuinely bad for James. A movie lover and aspiring filmmaker, doomed to forever make AVGN and generic podcasts tier content, never making feature or short films like he wanted. AVGN was a joke side project that he enioyed for a time, but soon it’s all became known for and all people wanted. Poor guy wanted to make real stuff. Too bad his wife ruined it the movie.
Xavier Brooks
Most Americans walk and run that way, user. It's because their parents sat them in front of a TV and never let them play outside, so their muscles and joints never got past the awkward toddler phase.
Some cops ever walk like that. lol
Aiden Mitchell
Fuck him, he picked his wife and then grafted the money into his bank account because that "film" cost all of 153 bucks to make, clearly.
AVGN R.I.P. 2006-2011
Caleb Gray
>some cops ever walk like that
‘least we can spell, innit?
Sebastian Wright
*even, bitchass
Colton Gutierrez
Isn't this the movie where the guy forced his real-life wife to have a romance scene with a black guy?
Camden Gray
There you go, lad. See, it wasn’t that hard!
Joshua Wilson
Mr. Enter just did a video on this
Leo Rogers
Worst game. Greatest game story. Worst game story movie.
Jeremiah Ramirez
I did it..I DID IT! :D
But really I made it 25 minutes into his abomination. So very bad. I'd rather watch Manos The Hands of Fate on a loop.
Robert Evans
they literally make out a foot in front of him while he smiles and nods approvingly in the background. im sure someone must have the webm
Ayden Thomas
That wasn't his wife. His wife is ugly and fat.
Kayden Wilson
Abolutely. But the fat fuck got a mental breakdown recently, right?
Austin Young
What does this movie have to do with E.T.
Daniel Morgan
yes, he is transitioning last i heard
Xavier Harris
>He's gonna fuck my wife! YEAH!
Fucking hell James, I hope that's was your fetish.
It was his wife's fetish
Andrew Wilson
He's gonna take you back to the past
To pull these reviews out of his ass
He'd rather have
A crocodile
Pin him down and suck on his cock
He'd rather eat
Some rotten dog shit
And drown it down with Rolling Rock
He's the world's biggest and greatest cynic
He's the Angry Video Game Critic
He's the Angry Video Game Critic
Daniel Allen
Reminder that Doug won
Carson Peterson
i still have not seen this, what happens? looks like there is zombies and robots, how can that be bad thats cool.
Michael Davis
Our entire reality is only a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment in one of douge's skits.
The skit is almost over.
Henry Fisher
qrd on james’s family? is it true his children only eat frozen peas and drink soda and have stunted development as a result?
Asher Lee
>There's still people out there in the obscure corners of YT trying to hit it big by imitating AVGN/Nostalgia Critic, with 10-15 views per video
Nicholas Fisher
Was Kickassia really a better movie?
Colton Anderson
Post them
Evan Butler
Wow. Sooner than later you would think normalfags would realize that nothing on jewtube is organic and hasn't been organic for years. Doug is only able to stay on because he works with jewtube management that mitigates copyrighted material for his reviews. James lets screenwave handle that, and the only casualties have been a few reviews IIRC like Atari Porn.
Josiah Murphy
>nothing on jewtube is organic and hasn't been organic for years
Quick rundown?
Julian Wood
as soon as other people got involved it went downhill in a hurry. James isnt assertive enough to maintain control over cinemassacre and just let it go in 30 different directions and none of them are good or have any passion behind them
Evan James
Ill gladly take the fag still doing the
>"im the evil you but im just the critics brother/same dude but a silhouette"
Shit over nu Doug Walker
Dominic Ortiz
As a massive AVGN fan I still to this day have not seen this movie nor do I plan on to
Zachary Adams
You didn't notice it yourself?
Man whenever I search up Japan keywords like Akihabara, Shinjuku, Odaiba I get the same 5 approved channels.
I have to sort by upload date or limit to videos released in the last year to get some variety.
Joseph Smith
So basically it's impossible to get anywhere on jewtube unless they go out of their way to promote you?
Carter Bell
More like the rich getting richer, advertisers and corporate types are risk adverse and want to push the same reliable providers. Nobody gets pissed off about PBS running a special on black bears. Anyone who pushes the envelope has people calling up advertiser's and saying McDonald's should pull their ads from Tucker Carlson
Jonathan Flores
If there ever was a cutoff point for doubters, Youtube Rewind made them believe jewtube is completely focused on its corporate image. Jewtube only tolerates successful self-made channels that managed to get big without being handpicked.
And those same advertisers include gay cruise line companies that play during innocuous musical performances. Jewtube is all over the place with what's considered a safe for work ad. Considering smart board technology is used in classrooms, chances are those ads played in classrooms in front of kids.
Jeremiah Jenkins
American classrooms are far worse
Ron DeSantis passed a wait until 8 bill that limited teaching gay sex in kindergarten, 1st and 2nd grade. He's worse than Hitler as a result
Jayden Davis
Soulwise? Yes
Ian Roberts
>mfw LJN has infiltrated the school system
Aiden Harris
His newer stuff isn't bad.
Like I guess its somewhat less funny than the old stuff but its not horrible.
Gavin Turner
> They're in schools NOW?!
> ...[angry disbelief]...
> They're in schools now!
> What a shit load of ASSSSS!
> Get it? Because they fuck MAN ASS!
> You tell 'em "What a shit load of fuck?" And they go "YES" [nodding] "I'll take some."
> And that's it.
> I've had it...
> [gets in ROB-combat gear]
> We're going to school...
> [cut to black]
> [logo fade in]
> AVGN 2: Fall 2023
Jace Morales
I used to love avgn but this is hands down the worst film I've ever seen and I watch bad hokey so bad they are good films all the time how a guy who never shuts up about his love of film could actually make something so bad I don't know.
Youtubers need to stay in their fucking lane and do what people watch for although I can't wait till the game chasers film leaks I expect that will be another shit show.
Jacob Walker
Nolan Wilson
Kino.
Hudson Green
Asher Allen
HE IS THE GAME DUDE
HE IS SO RUDE
Connor Robinson
Elijah Cooper
How does Mike putting Erin in diapers because of his fisting obsession fit into this?
Leo Wilson
Also the fartknocking
Jacob Young
Brown bricks
Benjamin Harris
Over to the midge who steals?
Landon Hall
I too say Mr Enter’s video.
Michael Smith
The James flinch isn't at all obscure
Jayden Wood
I watched this together with about 30 people on a stream and at the end it felt like everyone in the chat wished they could rip out James' guts, rightfully so. This "movie" is a crime against humanity.
Joseph Miller
>free Britney
Slut’s just giving it away. Sad that she has to advertise though. Maybe she’s got a STD like herpes or a nigglet.
James Russell
>I'll let my nazi friends tank my brand
what was he THINKING?
Nathaniel Jackson
It also forceably outs trans kids to their parents
but you wouldn't know that because you haven't read the bill because you're in an AVGN thread
Mason Hill
>tells parents their kid is being groomed
Based
Joseph Robinson
Erin is pure
Austin Cox
OH MY GOD IS THAT....THE AVGN ICEBERG!?!?!
I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE SOME NASALLY VOICED YOUTUBER EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!!!!