The most pointless shot in the history of cinema

nigger he literally winked at alfred he's still alive

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God, I want to be inside her.

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How do I be like Craig and effortlessly make Alice Eve laugh and flirty?

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The most kino shot in the history of cinema

This genuinely would have been a rape if I was in this situation. Not a violent one, but an aggressive yet gentle one.

Alice Eve's response to critics of this scene was

"I loved that scene. I thought I looked really good there."

This is the mother of Captain Kirk's son. They had to establish a sexual attraction between them in Into Darkness.

Also you're a faggot.

somebody explain the context. nobody saw this movie

girl boards spaceship
she has to change clothes
tells young captain to turn around
he does but then looks back at her
this shot is shown
she goes like 'hey you perv' kind of reaction

of course some retards got angry becquse sexualization misogeny sexism whatever but best of all actress is really proud of this scene and says that it was an opportunity to show her body

Underclothes that match the decor of the ship are quite futuristic, anong

Interesting.

It was a stupid cheesecake shot that even JJ Abrams is ashamed of.

Yeah, but my pecker isn’t pointing any less skyward because of it

She's not wrong

Built for klingon cock

More like the only worthwhile shot of Abrams’s career.

Craig was one smooth motherfucker. Witty and confident, he made more pussies wet than a water main leak at a cat shelter.

is it worth it to watch this guys reruns or clips just to learn how to be smooth?

Close, but this was worse.

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He didn't die so good

It was necessary to foreshadow the fact they have sex

I like actresses who can be like that about things like this.
The understanding that aesthetic matters and that being attractive doesn't mean being objectified. The "feminists" who poo-poo that sort of thing aren't doing it for "women's rights", they're doing it because they're jealous.

>was put in every trailer of the movie
they knew what they were doing.

there's dozens of videos going over his flirt game and how well he does with women in these interviews. He's probably the GOAT at it without being a cringey pickup artist freak.

Is that how all really good comedians are?

reminder that every good trek had a coomer bait female as one of the MCs. treks without it are not treks at all

Young Captain Kirk meets the woman who canonically bears his son.

I had no clue who this thot was when the film originally released and remember thinking she was a butterface. She looks 10x better with long hair and big bouncy tits.

Yes, I learned a lot from him and this shit really works. But only you've already took care of your hygiene, grooming and weight. If not, you have work to do.

yet they didn't even address this in the movie
i was confused, why even bother to make her Carol Marcus..

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>pretending to be offended by this

It was assumed that Star Trek fans are vaguely familiar with Star Trek lore.

its just a bad meme in nutrek where they namedrop a person/species/planet/event
to pretend like they watched it, but they clearly didn't because that history doesn't pertain to the new story one bit
example, the tribble on lorca's desk

kirk was a horndog. she had a hot body. stop being a faggot.

Nobody and I mean NOBODY has acknowledged that this scene precipitated the decline of fanservice and sex appeal towards men in popcorn film, it's the reason the MCU dresses Kat Dennings like a fucking nun. Meanwhile every roided up actor gets two shirtless scenes every movie.

they dressed kat dennings like a nun because natalie portman didn't want her milkers stealing her scenes, true story

>She looks 10x better with long hair
I think all women do. Short hair on a woman is a fucking meme.

Really I didn't know they had scenes together, damn

uh, she was literally jane's nerd girl science sidekick in Thor?

portman is a fraudulent false jewess and this is evidenced by her complete and total lack of khazar milkers

Dude, you're gay. The most pointless shot in history was your dad's.

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lol

Oh shit I'm sorry user I didn't watch Thor 2 lel

Alfred had a mental breakdown after realizing he was the reason Bruce Wayne died, nigger did you even watch the movie?

Thor 2 sucked so bad. Loki scenes were kino tho.
I was underage when this came out and came buckets to that image. Never saw the flick

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nothing in such a pointless film as into darkness could ever be considered cinema history

For me it's chin to shoulder length

Trek 09 and ID were the last blockbusters whose level of craft I was impressed by. Literally for nothing good has come out for 11 years now.

this

hmm I wonder what inspired the director to film such a scene? I'm sure there's a nuanced and deep answer that us charlatans wouldn't understand.

>She looks 10x better with long hair and big bouncy tits.
My God, he's right. I wonder if this stunning new data could be applicable to other women?

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Left the cinema then and there

I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be the hot babysitter making the old witches from the main cast seethe.

Her little sister actually.
user she's since Thor 1.

Eventhough the actress has a beyond based take about it, unlike Jew Jew.

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Made me watch it

the point is to coom

Wow, it's almost like women like being sexy or something. .

Based Cadeychad.