Lol

Who keeps posting this? Why?

Who in their right mind makes fun of the original when the remake exists?

natural selection

OH N-

Sometimes, dead is bettah...

>Who keeps posting this? Why?
>Who in their right mind makes fun of the original when the remake exists?
Because it makes jannies seethe even though its on fucking topic lol.

The video clip of this on YouTube has 47 million views.

Lol what a retard

They stopped using that burial ground when the ground went souwah...

i like how he hilariously trips and falls when he's a foot away. good job timetrax

DON'T LET HIM GO ON THE ROAD LUIS

GAS GAS GAS

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lmao

lol

that's gonna leave a mark

>its true
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=fgbjvvCPa88

I'm gay

So am I

I'M GONNA STEP ON GAS

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Retard

Who or what would you bury in the pet sematary?

TO BE THE WEINER!

>the Wendigo is just evil eurobeat that makes drivers go faster
Lmao

>tfw you realize the toddler you're about to hit is white

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Nothing. Because it always turns out bad.

Unless, of course, you appeased the Wendigo somehow. Bring it regular offerings.

Cemetery is spelled with a C, not an S. I can't believe no one has noticed this typo in like 40 years.

thanks based /pet sementary/ poster

YES GAGE DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL

WHY ARE THERE FUCKING DAILY THREADS FOR THIS SCENE OUT OF NOWHERE

WHY

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why didn't he just put some fucking chicken wire around his house, could've been a fun project to do with his old buddy but nooo 'murrican needs dem open fields because 'murrican is free. fucking retards, his son would likely grow to be a fucking retard as well so his death was a mercy, waste of a good truck though

Jud Crandall: Four or five days after Timmy's funeral...

Jud Crandall: [in a flashback, narrating] That Margie Washburn seen Timmy walking up the road towards Yorkie's Livery. As time went by... lots of folks saw Timmy walking back and forth.

natural selection.

New psyop.

This guy is right, I just checked it. What the fuck?

Agreed. Much better than the original.

what the fuck is wrong with stephen king?

drugs

Why every post in this thread feels like a bot?

This whole board feels like it's just full of bots now.

because you haven't taken your meds

deer. my neighborhood could use some fucked up deer

Feel like the truck driver is going a little bit above speed limit

That's a lot of mothers

I hate that movie, wow.

GET THE BABYYYYYY user

Not my problem

based.

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/gif/'s golden rule: if the shoes come off, they're dead.

shit was bussin' fr

Pet Sematary 2 sequel to the 2019 film is coming.

youtu.be/LNL6t-Eu-IY

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it's hilarious because they establish earlier in the scene that cars are fucking going at lightspeed on that road and it looks so retarded, this tiny road by houses and cars are just treating it as a race track

because its retarded to let your child play next to a 70mph freeway

Easily over 100 mph