2000

>2000
>Britney as big as the Eiffel Tower
>Star Wars saga is back
>Matrix saga has just begun
>only proper capekino exists like Blade X-Men

OH COUNTRY ROADS

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she was never that hot

>tfw no kaiju Britney gf

We'll always have Paris

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>social media doesn't exist yet

I hate zoomers
80s babes and 90s and early 00s cuties were S tier

Nobody gave a crap about Paris Hilton until her 2004 sex tape.
If somebody had just had the good sense to burn it she never would have gotten famous and we have been blissfully unaware of her Kardashian hanger-on.

I never realised she was that tall

I never found her hot. No tits or ass, skinny as a twig, and her jawline belongs on an 80s action hero.

She had a fucked up childhood, man.

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2000 was the last truly comfy year besides the election

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This was also the good old days before 9/11.
I was born exactly one year before 9/11 but I still have a ton of nostalgia for that time.
Still, 2000 still had a bit of fear within the people since it was the aftermath of Columbine.
If you want peak early-2000s/late-1990s nostalgia, the comfiest year by far is 1998.
>9/11 and Columbine haven't happened yet
>Disney's golden age with Mulan, Armageddon, and A Bug's Life
>DreamWorks starts off with Antz and The Prince of Egypt
>blockbuster game after blockbuster game: Ocarina of Time, Half-Life, Grim Fandango, Thief, Metal Gear Solid, the Sega Dreamcast and Sonic Adventure, Xenogears, and more
>tfw people still think 2000 was comfy while ignoring Columbine and how it pretty much shook up Western society.

It was the 90's, nobody had interweb, you had to fap watching TV. She was coomer bait for horny teenagers. We had coomer kino like pic related where you could see you dad drooling in front of the electric jew. Sad times.

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Yeah 1998 was one of my favorite years ever
>just moved to a new house with my family
>made new friends
>got an N64 and into gaming for the first time
Weirdly enough I don’t remember anything about Columbine when it happened, hell I remember Virginia Tech way more than that.

the 90s had shit taste
I had this old collection of hotrod magazines and you can see the trash taste immediately pop in, the 1989 swimsuit issue is all athletic/skinny girls with teased hair and perms, 1990 and bam, theres a manfaced blonde with straight long hair and the fakest fucking bolt ons ive ever seen

I’m 32. Your waifu a shit.

>The world will never be the same again after 9/11
>People had high hopes for the future before 9/11 happened
>No antifa, no blm, no faggot flags everywhere, people laughed and mocked trannies everytime they were brought up
>True equality existed back then and no matter race,gender,sexuality, religion or politics you belonged to, as long as you worked hard and showed responsibility you were treated just like everyone else
>Special treatment for minorities and women did'n exist in the same way as today
>Feminism was mocked and laughed at by everyone
>Being fat was not accepted
>Everything was mostly apolitical and neutral, even if wokeness did exist it was minimal to the extreme compared to today
>Life was all about living. Not dying
>No social media
>No onlyfans degeneracy
>No simping
>Almost all movies, tv shows, and music videos had an all white cast

How did we fuck up so bad? We had a paradise and we screwed it. Now there is nothing good left in this insane world we live in

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I was 6. I miss those star wars watermelon fruit by the foots...

Enhance...

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Enhance...

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Enhance...

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Enhance...

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I once jerked off to Dr Quinn Medicine woman, finished and realised I was watching it in Spanish

Watching her unravel on Instagram is pretty kino.

>Star Wars saga is back
The beginning of the end of Star Wars kino ... why am I meant to be nostalgic for this travesty?
Also, The Matrix is only one good stand-alone movie

Enhance...

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I’m getting to the point where I can’t even be nostalgic it’s too painful and too much time has passed

What a whore

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Enhance.

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She's fucking hot.

lol tough times. for me it was the Top Funky video. the model dressed in aluminum foil or whatever gave me my ass fetish. also, Denise Austin.

*too funky

Checked.

...

This right here is a sober reminder that all women, not matter how special, pretty, amazing, they all end up being crazy bloated old whores

Treat them as such now.

Most of these points aren’t true

Hey don't step on my shit and fucking combo break me you bich basterd.

wheres philenhance (6).jpg?

I got worried that the combo was going to get broken lol I was right. I also skipped 3.

Like?

uh oh

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Nice.

imagine if she impaled herself on the eiffel tower and used it as a dildo
haha

Me in the back in front of the guy in the lime green shirt.

Based giantess user.

uh oh

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oops, he’s a really big guy…

for you.

>I was born exactly one year before 9/11 but I still have a ton of nostalgia for that time.
Kill yourself.

Look, you're right. But you can't be nostalgic for the time because you weren't alive then. You just like things from that period of time. I'm 32 but how could I be "nostalgic" for the 50s? I can't. I just like stuff from then.

I miss it all so much

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Well, when it comes to the flat blonde princess archetype, I prefer Beth Behrs

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Such as?

>eating book it pizza after school
>even share a slice with mama
>playan metal slug 3
>Xiaolin Showdown on the pizza hut tv
>comfy late 90s early 00s classic pizza hut interior
Take me the fuck back.

this.
Avril Lavigne, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Hilary Duff, prime Lindsay Lohan...
those were legit early '00s waifus.
Britney was kinda hot, but she looked like a dog compared to those.

But none of these are good

>But none of these are good
I get the feeing you’re the target audience of this Bad Bunny fucker

britney wasn't actually as large as the eiffel tower, it's just perspective.

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I don't know what that is. All I'm saying is
>prequel SW sucked
>Matrix sucked
>Britney Spears sucked
>Blade and X-Men sucked
Now what this guysaid about 1998 is a much more compelling case.
1998 is the year Mask of Zorro came out.

wrong Lewinksi Clinton was our generations Nixon trial (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton–Lewinsky_scandal) i don't know if im joking or just trolling

The shrink drugs drove her crazy huh?

terrible bait