Ask the cute cashier if she wanted a bar of chocolate

>those dubs
user, you don't really, do you?

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IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I WILL FLOOD THIS BOARD WITH SNEED

lmao I'm paid by Disney to talk about how The Batman Sucked. Ass.
I actually met a guy who works for WB and not only do they work more hours they get paid less.

I'm not a shill, I seriously just got rejected

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>the very specific roleplay video i want to watch is only available as a 30 second preview on manyvids and is nowhere else to be found on the entire internet
SOMETHING IN THE WAY

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>build up hype
The movie isn't even in theatres anymore... is it?

> pull up blackedraw
> doesn't excite me
> have to go to /fit/ and read a bbc post to get off
fear is a tool.

>girl in school bullied me for a 3 years
>found out in college she actually loved me and tried to get my attention
It Can Be Cruel, Poetic Or Blind

Not so fast, Riddler! Your menacing machinations have been laid bare by your own lame lamentations!

An offer of chocolate. A sweet gift. Around Eastertime, people give each other chocolates, a sweet gift indeed. And on Easter, Gotham’s mayor gave many children a sweet gift at the Gotham City Easter Egg Hunt, held at Galavan Park near City Hall! That is the scene of your dirty deed!

Looked at you weird and said no? Weird, a synonym of strange. You are working with Hugo Strange! The word no, a negative word. You plan on using Strange’s newest negative ionic charger machine at Galavan Park!

But like your attempts to get a girlfriend, your fiendish figments will be foiled by Robin and I!

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Meds please

you just unearthed a painful memory for me. one time I was buying some gum at a gas station and got some new black cherry flavor and the cashier said something like "wow that looks like fun a flavor" and asked her very clumsily if she wanted a piece and stammered my words so much that I could notice her cringing and, and after several attempts of trying to ask her the same question without stammering my words she was finally able to say "um no thanks", and I had to walk out of the store in front of all these people who were forced to watch my spaghetti dropping.

holy fucking kek I've had spergouts like that too so I relate. How old were you?

>I laughed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO

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late 20s

damn

Poor user

How the fuck do normies avoid spilling their spaghetti all the time?

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They imagine the person whom they talk to naked

Kek, dude fuck you you got me twice. Here's your (You)

It's called social skills, experience, and confidence. Zoomers don't have these things.

they use cheats codes like alcohol and weed. they also are always pay 2 win fags by always using a party system instead of playing solo like most of Yea Forums does

Well it didn’t lie so that’s good

>got my degree
>well-paid job
>decent-looking
>still no gf
Have to try. Push myself.

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it's a riddle, you wouldn't understand

ahh classic

Is it a riddle or i wouldnt understand?

>cute cashier touches my hand
>start singing AVE MARIA

>Go to the chemists to buy some condoms for a posh wank later
>See petite cute oriental girl who looks like Awkwafina serving at the cash desks
>Select Durex extra girthy condoms to impress her when I pay for them, possibly leading to a conversation about this where I can ask her out
>Get to cash desk "Oh, this till is for returns only, you can't pay here, use the automated check out over there."
>She didn't even see the condoms, just the slimfast I was buying

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO

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>convice girlfriend to wear a shirt I've coomed into over 50 times
>bang her while wearing it, cum on her three more times
>after that she sleeps in it every night and tells me she loves the smell of my cumstained shirt
>after we break up she leaves it in a bag of trash in her car and she starts complaining about the smell

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!?

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>no one one Yea Forums was ever a sperg in public before zoomers came of age

gotcha fäm

Add reading comprehension to that list, as well.

>excrete "love fluid" into the shower cream bottle of sexy female housemate so she will be slathering herself with it next time she uses shower
>her Deano boyfriend is staying over and uses the shower next

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO

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why would she just lie like that

I know this board shits on her but I would unironically destroy her ass if I ever got the chance bro, better luck next time tho

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The ski mask at the back of his head is so much better than cling wrap they used in the movie

same brother, i would do ungentlemanly things to this cutlery drawer mouthed slant and cradle her sweetly afterwards

Based

Wat meanz... to "spill" or so called "drop" the spaget?

>mom ask me to wash the dishes
>i say "nah you old hag"
>she says "no dessert for you!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bro...

Classic

it's some weird incel meme where they pretend to attribute some hidden meaning behind gibberish shitposts to confuse people who don't spend every waking moment on this awful site to learn all the lingo and in-jokes, which are all really stupid and unfunny. for example I was ratio'd the other day for pointing out a grammatical error when someone posted "an hero" instead of "a hero" and he was so butthurt by this that he got all his /pol/ buddies in his discord to come into the thread and pretend that I was some newfag. desperate fuck just couldn't admit he was wrong.

literally an hero yourself

>The ski mask at the back of his head is so much better than cling wrap they used in the movie

It would also leave forensic evidence, that's cheating as it would mean the case could be solved without the clues and stuff.

10/10 bait

I suppose you say "a historic event" not "an historic event" or "a huge dog" not "an huge dog" etc.

If it is followed by a word beginning with "h" then a vowel the correct usage is always "an" not "a".

I bet you go around "correcting" people for using Oxford commas or not using grocer's apostrophes too.

>reddit spacing

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an historic is a uncommon but correct usage

Got me as well.

This movie was anti-incel propaganda. They did nothing to elaborate on the riddler or his user follower’s motives, it was just like lmao let’s watch handsome rich chad beat them up. Meanwhile strong black woman’s motives are portrayed as objectively correct when she’s also an outsider failed by the system.

Socialisation is mostly a non-intellectual exercise. You hem in the stuff that would sound excessively odd unless you have the reputational power/status for people to tolerate it. Then you say what's left and observe peoples' reactions to it. That's pretty much small talk. Just following current, customary ways of doing things within in a milieu.

>"you're a pathetic psychopath begging for attention"
Why didn't The Riddler just say "I know you are, but what am I?"

> it's aerith, pattinson. not aeris.

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