This movie doesn't make any sense. Elvis...

This movie doesn't make any sense. Elvis, Cliff Richard or Buddy Holly were doing white boy rock'n'roll and changing pop culture before Lennon had even started beating up women

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Hey poo

Elvis/Richard/Holly were all mid to late 50's. Lennon was born in 1940. He would have been well capable of beating woman before the other 3 had their rise to fame...

..yeh - that's why Ed Sheeran exists in the universe. The movie even acknowledges that.

Fucking faggot - learn how to watch movies

WHY DON'T WE POO IN THE LOO

DO
NOT
REDEEM

>finally throw us indians a bone
>it’s some brown-haired, brown-eyed mutt
>they leave all the blonde white girls for black men
I hecking HATE this

You know what didn't make any sense? Friendzoning Lily James

Lily James is relentlessly cute

WE ALL SHIT IN A DESIGNATED STREET
A DESIGNATED STREET
A DESIGNATED STREET

The original screenplay for this film was so much better and they completely fucked over the writer by turning it into a schlocky feelgood rom com

Its a world without Yoko Ono, you have no right to complain

I wish I lived in a world where the Beatles never existed lol

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kek

>Coke doesn't exist for some reason
Did they know that Coke was already about 70 years old when the Beatles were a thing?

>No John Lennon as public figure (+)
>No Yoko Ono (+)
>No Beatles in general (+/-)
>Pepsi more popular than Coke (+)

looks to be a better world here boyos, we're in a net positive

WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
MOTHER SHIVA COMES TO ME
SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM
SHIT IN THE STREET

Did you guys know Baker Street in London is a fucking tourist shithole now? 221B is a shit museum and somewhere along the street there's a massive fuckoff Beatles store.

t. American who lives in the fucking Hellhole called Great Britain
>there is a taco bell on Baker Street though, so pretty based all the same

It's just a diversity movie made for fulfilling quotas or some such shit. Let it lie dead, no one cares about this boring film.

the most Indian movie in existence.

REDEEMING FIELDS FOREVER

...

It was a fun, cute movie. I enjoyed it. The least plausible aspect of it was how his music career took off though. He burned a tonne of CDs and handed them out to strangers and then got on a local public access TV show that Ed Sheeran just happened to be watching. The film is ostensibly set in 2019. All of that would happen on the internet. It's like it was written by someone in the '90s. Burnt CDs and local access TV. wtf? And Kate McKinnon was awful. She made her character so over the top that she is just insanely unlikable. Like that bit in the movie where he snaps and yells at her, and it's supposed to be a bad thing that he did that. But that's how she's acted towards him the whole time. When he got angry at her, it was like 'yes, finally'.

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They should do the same movie but for 90s nu metal.

Why in the promo poster for the movie does he look like he's just been raped? Does he actually get raped in the movie, and it's really a dark coming of age drama?

Baby you're a rich man, poo

>I used to get mad at Abdul (No, I can't complain)
>taking a shit in my pool (No, I can't complain)
>squatting on down
>releasing the brown
>filling it up with his stools

>I got to admit it's getting browner

>Does he actually get raped in the movie
Yes, by a Beatles cover band.

>He's not a guy who showers much
>poo poo poo poo poo poo, oh yeah

That explains the promo poster. He got raped by a Beatles cover band, Yesterday. Thanks user.

Poo Together..... Right now..... On the street.

>komodo dragon riiiiider

That 'yeah yeah yeah' song plays during the scene, it's very confronting.

>THEEEEEEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES
>THEY ARE GONNA MAKE A BIG STALL OUT OF ME
>WE'LL MAKE A FILM ABOUT A MAN THAT SHITS THE STREETS
>AND ALL I'VE GOT TO DO IS ACT NATURALLY

Leave anytime. sub-human.

Why are people on Yea Forums so insecure?

That would also mean no Oasis because Liam Gallagher sure as hell ain't looking up to no Indian guy

>brown man shitting in the dead of night
>wrote some java code that won't compile
>all your life
>you were only looking for a clean street to defile

fuck you mother bitch bloody bastard SIR

These posts would actually be funny if I could see how ugly you are irl

look the toilet on that benchod

>he's a real Mumbai man
>wipes his ass with his bare hand
>making all his feces land along the street

>doesn't want to own a loo
>squats wherever he wants to
>takes a shit in front of you and me.

>Mumbai man please listen
>you don't know what you're missing
>Mumbai man, the indoor toilet is right now on hand

To quote Cliff:
>I'm no hero
>I won't get the glory
>I'm the one who's left behind
>I must have been blind
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nice projection, pajeet

>who is this beach boys wannabe?

And there's the customary seething pajeet lol

Serious question Yea Forums

If Beatles music was written today, would it be as popular?

THE LONG AND WINDING TURDS
THAT LEAD TO YOUR DOOR
WILL NEVER DISAPPEAR
I'VE SMELLED THEIR STENCH BEFORE
IT ALWAYS LEADS ME HERE
LET ME POO SOME MORE

MY SPICY CURRY SHITE
THAT THE RAIN WASHED AWAY
HAS LEFT A MARK RIGHT HERE
YOU CAN SMELL TODAY
DON'T LEAVE ME FARTING HERE
LET ME POO INSIDE

MANY TIMES I'VE HELD IT IN
AND MANY TIMES I'VE SHAT
ANYWAY YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW
LOCATIONS OF MY SCAT

SO TRY TO KEEP AWAY
FROM MY LONG WINDING TURDS
I'M HAVING DIARRHEA
A LONG LONG WAYS FROM HOME
DON'T MAKE ME SPLOOSH OUT HERE
OPEN UP YOUR DOOR

BUT STILL I LOSE CONTROL
OF MY LONG WINDING TURDS
YOU'VE WATCHED ME SHARTING HERE
ALL OVER YOUR CLEAN FLOOR
DON'T PUSH ME OUT OF HERE
SHIT HERE COMES SOME MORE

NO NO NO NO

She gonna like
She gonna like
Cocaine

Probably that sort of Coke. Or it could be a shout out to the Trogs having to remaster 'Lola' to Cherry Cola because the BBC wouldn't allow mention of Coca Cola on a government boadcaster.

Gerry Rafferty was better than the Beatles. Prove me wrong.

HERE COME THE RUNS
DOO-DOO DOO-DOO
HERE COME THE RUNS
AND I SAY IT'S STREET TIME
DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO

Why are you on /sfwpol/? Can't handle the heat in the real deal? Is this babbies first troll?

Wonderful! How do we make this happen?

I LOOK AT THE SCREEN AND I SEE YOU REDEEMING
PLEASE MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

>There's nothing you can do that can't be done
>Whether number 2 or number 1
>Nowhere you can shit that isn't where you're meant to shit
>It's easy!
>Nowhere you can make that can't be made
>No street in this town than can be saved
>Nothing you can do as the poo will soon accrue
>It's easy!

>All you see is dung

No. It's not nigger shit.

yesterday

my deodorant seemed so far away

unreplied messages to white women are here to stay

oh I believe in yesterday

suddenly

i'm not half the rapist I used to be

there's a smell that's hanging over me

oh bowel movements, came suddenly

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Go listen to eminem, faggot.

when i visited sf a while back the corner of haight/ashbury has a gap store

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> not nigger shit
> the Beatles biggest influence was Chuck Berry

Hmm...

Crap rhymes after the deodorant line.

Firstly, they Anglified rock n roll.
Secondly, Rock n roll was black sure, but not nigger. Chuck Berry wasn't grabbing his dick on stage, muttering "muh dik mih brap brap nigga no cap" to tuneless music. Chuck Berry crafted actual music.

bloody bastard benchod sir

Can’t argue with this.

Good morning sirs

But he farted in the faces of prostitutes and filmed it

White people are so pathetic it's laughable

easy there, rajesh.

>you say loo
>I say no
>you say why?
>I shit on the floor

>number 2
>number 2
>number 2

The only people who listen to the beatles are edgy kids who think they're special

brown man shitting in the dead of night
wrote some java doe that won't compile
all your life
you were only looking for a clean street to defile

Go seethe about BBC threads