Official depp v heard defamation trial thread.
>can i clarify?
>NO!
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Official depp v heard defamation trial thread
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first for muffin
Post your court entry webm
i want a black queen gf
>Go to psychiatrist's office
>She has muffins for you to share
Based
Whatever Amber paid for her shitty lawyers, it was too much.
Imagine all the other hotties that are going to be on the stand in the next 5 weeks.
That sigh lmao
>ywn be the peruvian shota she cuddled, coddled and squeezed the semen out of for study
it hurts bros
>In fact Amber had 'holes in her memory', correct?
>Yes, but hers were not typical of victims of IPV
hahaha
Why are we supposed to believe a doctor who's not board certified?
I wanna get profiled by Mommy Muffin bros
>that is not correct
use an identifying thumbnail, i.e. depp or heard
What movies would you cast her in ?
enjoying the kino and rooting for depp but don't forget this is all about defamation and that wapo article, the rest is distraction and I doubt he has a shot at winning - or her counterclaim
AMBERBROS?!?!?!?
Because she's hot
Today was literally just Amber getting roasted
You had one job OP
This lawyer is a smokeshow boys
How old is she?
>user, tell me about those fantasies
>ctrl f - depp
retard
M E G A P I N T
This is a lewd question and I will not respond to it.
>me parking in front of the court house
Pretty much. I hope when he loses everyone still hates Heard.
*starts mimicking you and shitposts on Yea Forums with you*
Why are we supposed to believe any witnesses at all if they aren't part of some sort of certification? Retard.
Muh Hwytpeepo cannot handle Curry, as all niggers know wypeepo cannot handle any kind of spice
THE TESTS SHOW THAT AMBER HEARD TRIED TO LIE ON HER TESTS TO SEEM NORMAL.
>surprised weirded out 'ok' by the judge
kek
BLACKED
>Your honour, she's making me look dumb
I've been avoiding threads being pruned the entire day, leave me be
>That confused ok from the judge
kek
>interlinked
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>cells
>interlinked
What do you call this type of thick frame glasses?
Since women look incredibly hot in them
>You cannot testify on that, correct?
>I-
>YOUR HONOR, MAY WE APPROACH?
But they're the ones that asked?
What's nice about Dr Muffin is that she is always smiling on top of being hot as fuck
Is it correct that you do not recall the flavour of the muffins?
THREAD THEME
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who is winning?
>you cannot testify about this right
>I can testify that her mental health did not decline
>y-y-you cannot testify on that one way or another can you, y-y-your honor help me
Pathetic.
>Depp keeps smirking looking at the Dr while the Dr looks at the floor
They fuggin :DDDD
*ties you up and rapes you and records it and puts the video online*
yeah it could still end up as a big victory for depp rehabbing his public image and return to film.
>*sluuurp*
DID ANYONE TAKE SHOTS OF THE POUTY FACE SHE JUST DID IM WATCHING ON A SMART TV I CANT TAKE SHOTS IS SOMEONE PLEASE TAKING SHOTS OF HER AND SHARE THEM LATER
janny depp
I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WANNA SEE YOU PIIIIISSSSSSSSSS
Amber's side is completely out of content and material, so they are just going after the smallest things in some attempt at a piss poor "gotcha" moment, but it never happens.
We're only 1 week in, they are gonna have absolutely nothing for the next 5 weeks.
old enough to be your mommy dr gf
Opinion of the masses is what matters and basically everyone is supporting him
mega pint of breast milk
God I wish I was her
Falseflag amber shill. Begone you useless cunt.
>Dr. Mommy
>That gif
I'm in tears
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
miss, may i rape?
>EXTREME levels of exaggeration
>YES I HIT THE BITCH, & I'D DO IT AGAIN!
whoa johnny ..
i do it for she (curry)
>Mrs Heard was in the 98% percentile of exaggeration
This lawyer is competent (if fucking unbearable) but the doc is thrashing her at this point.
Can someone post a pic of the stenographer?
Imagine when they put forward their defence for Amber. The fucking water works. And you just know she's lied so much to them too
haha imagine if she caught you masturbating and she'd use her mouth because 'it feels better' lol
>98th percentile of lying
wtf was ambers problem?
>The tests clearly indicated that Amber Heard engaged in EXTREME amounts of lying and exaggerations
Oh no no. It just keeps getting worse.
oh great she has giant tits too...
Ambersistas....
Objection, foundation, you have a small penis
Fuck off bitch you stuoid fucking cunt
Cute
Cheeky fucker
>The truth is Ms. Heard's mother probably didn't love her leading to her fucked up retardation
HOLY FUCK DOC NO NEED TO GO THAT FAR SHE'S STILL A PERSON
>when the laywer is a retard
post pics of johnny's tie from last week. i thought i had saved some of them but i didn't.
She's so fucking hot
>tfw no girlboss psychologist gf
YOU just know
They’re raybans
I dont know bros I would never coom to someone like her knowing she is a capable intelligent women just feels so demeaning putting her down to that level. Cant help but admire her
*lies*
>mega pint thermos of her warm piss right in courtroom
wtf how did they get away with it the judge really is biased
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*sip* ;)
I swear this is the best shot I've ever seen.
*gets raped and killed and laughed at forever*
good morning sir
Depp was definitely nailing Dr. Mommy
Imagine looking like this
Why would you not lie? Every man would believe you
*kinos your trial*
DR ANDERSON
that's why Morpheus is there
RATE THE WITNESS
>Shannon
She even has a hot name.
Good witness.
>adolescent psychologist
>Heard was referred to a psychologist for fucking teens
Tip top lel
Overruled
Did she do good, deppbros?
Sheesh Amber quit posting your 98th percentile deceit on Yea Forums and pay attention to the trial, you're getting obliterated in there
FUCK TRANNY JANNIES
when she rates your pp
good afternoon fellas
just tuning into the case now
how has it been today? how's it looking? can i get a QRD of what i missed?
Muffin a cute!
A CUTE
Dr. Curry was my psychologist for some time and I regret every minute. I trusted her but I never should have. She is extremely unprofessional. Dr. Shannon Curry's bad decisions, advice, ridicule, and inability to keep from personal biases sent me into a much worse mental state then how I began. I really should have reported her. Please don't waste your time here.
Muffins
Bros,... if she's his therapist they probably have a very deep connection
>literally the highlight of the court right here
johnny's lawyers are so concise and ambers just clutch endlessly at straws lol. Dude asked like 3 questions and just destroyed the previous 30 minutes of the other lawyers questioning
20 minutes of muffin discussion
Too smart for the defense's lawyer. She handled herself well.
based pee enjoyer
When you look like that you don't even need to lie. You can have the entire world at your feet by default, and she did have it, but even that wasn't enough for her. Pure psychopath.
Absolute muffin
Okay boys, see ya after the break
9/10 very competent and knows her stuff she's ranked 2nd in terms of competence after based King
That’s unfortunate because I just timed it perfectly with the end of her testimony.
new Yea Forums wife
MOMMY/10
she did, another dent in amber's armor, but I dont think its gonna win them the case
Yet she'll still win because of the actual case subject.
kwab
My slampig wife! I love her!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
Amber Turd, you aren't allowed to discuss the case during recess.
a MEGA milk?
the real harley quinn
break time
time to fap to the notion of dr. curry finally releasing her pee after that long session
Queen/King
I giver her 1 erect peepee out of 1!
Oh user thank you
We need a bluddy pin janny sirs
god i want to but i've jacked off too many times this week, my peenor needs rest
Man I wish I was her toilet bowl rn
he/him
do you recall
>goin to the bathroom in the morning after taking a nice, fat shit on the bed
what was her problem bros?
pintbros...
actually good idea
original classy harley
based degens
>Anons, have you ever heard of the oedipus complex? I think we'll need to find a way to work through your urges ;)
Mrs. Curry, is it not true that curry is generally made in a hurry?
>Uhhh I don't know
A hurry much alike your judgement of Ms. Heard?
>That is not correct
Your honor, I present this vindaloo as evidence
Hot women typically have the mental and emotional maturity of young children. It's science
AND she has respectable booba too?
Wtf
Johnny here, AMA.
I would honestly love to kill you
Do you recall these dubs user?
Hello Amber, you're not allowed to discuss the case or any of the proceedings during breaks or when the court is adjourned.
Reported.
pint not looking so mega here
Cool under pressure. Extremely high expertise. Can read you like a book. All your lies are transparent for her. Plus she looks good.
Easy 10/10
can we get a mega pint together?
Can you go sniff the witness seat and report back?
This adds a whole new layer of truth to madmen. That show was truly some of the best written tv in history
Satan pls
Anyways, how does she have that body if she drank 2 bottles of wine per day?
cute/10
What would you ask Ms. Curry if you were a lawyer questioning her?
Yeah? Why's that? You jealous that my penis works and yours doesn't? Lol
>ywn be groomed by shannon as a confused stinky Yea Forums-addicted adolescent
the 25th of september?
objection, i prefer mild curries
miss amber please redeem the turd
Where did you buy that MEGAPINT glass?
god tier genes
too bad she's wasting them
son of a bitch
Sure user, just need a time and a place.
I can do better than that, if you catch my drift.
eating like a bird and cardio
>can we go over your testimony tonight? say 8:30 at dorsia?
Do I look bothered bitch?
>it's very inappropriate to convey any opinion about if a crime occurred
A-amber sisters...
tony's darts in burbank when the trial is over to celebrate you getting in pirates 6? i'm buying
Amber, take your medication or whatever
that sly fuckin' dog
I wanna see them make out
this woman was literally built by god for BBC
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Because she hasn't hit the wall yet. It all goes away literally overnight.
>Will you be my mommy gf?
you just KNOW socially maladjusted cryptobros are gonna be lining up her office after the trial
Anybody got the reactions of common folk to the trial? I've seen lots of women hungry for Amber's blood
Turd has killing intent here. How bad do you think she wanted to throw that bottle at the mogging milf bpd slayer?
You just know Amber's seething that everyone wants to fuck this woman on the stand and not her crazy ass.
Please be seated Mr user, your mega pint is being poured.
WHO LAUGHED
it is an extremely compact megapint
If its like this in bongland, must be even more in america where he lives.
>god tier women like this will be extinct in 200 years
whitebros...
ywnbaw
depp looked like utter shit through the 2010s. but he looks fantastic now, 58 is a hard age to pull it off still.
Shove your IPAs up your ass you fag loser.
I want to blow a megapint load on her glasses bros.