Can Hollywood ever fuck off ruining the integrity of their own movies with anti-Christian obsession?

>REEE we hate Christians, they are so dumb for worshipping man on stick (literally a quote from the movie)
It was of course 100% obvious that they wouldn't use this chance to shit on Christianity. However, the truth is that pagans/vikings and Christians mostly peacefully coexisted and that pagans largely adapted to Christianity. Odin was literally a cheap Jesus knock off in death after all.

bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/vikings/religion_01.shtml

And no, not a Christian. Just someone who hates movies raping their own integrity at every turn in order to stick it to some people.

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>wouldn't
would*

did you make a thread for this instead of just posting your seething reply in the other thread, kike-worshipper?

Didn't The Witch already try as hard as it could to depict the Christian family as crazy retards? At least the parents. Not sure about Lighthouse

>kike worshipper
Jews rejected Christ and the Talmud (!= the oral Torah), brainlet.

Why are there so few movies about Jews and Middle Eastern cultures?

In the witch it turned out at the end they were literally bewitched, not just crazy Christians. As far as I know, the Lighthouse had nothing to do with jeebus

Didn't the Vikings steamroll their way through Europe? Like several different times iirc?

No, they killed a couple of kids

>Odin was a cheap Jesus knockoff
Norse religion existed millennia before your Jewish desert cult, try again Faggot retard

Weren’t vikings just dudes who would almost always surprise attack small villages and ravage them, then pretend like they were great warriors?

do christoids ever stop fucking seething

You're soft and offended by everything. Many or even most Vikings hated Christianity, as did Romans. Get over it chudcel

>realistic historical drama has character realistically shit on culture that isn’t his own
i for one am shocked

No. I mean yes they would steal shit from villages and there were a great number of rag-tag crews and armies would loot small villages as they pushed towards a goal. Also storing all your valuable shit in ungraded monasteries and churches probably wasn't the best idea. But there was a strong emphasis on martial prowess especially in single combat.

No, they got repeatedly btfo when they weren't attacking villages in the middle of nowhere and unarmed monks. Like virtually every single time.

The seething over this movie is getting out of control

No. It's a satanic industry

they didnt "steamroll" europe
however they
>conquered most of britain and ireland
>set up the first russian dynasty (rurikids)
>sacked paris
>set up trade routes from the north sea to iran
>discovered america
>established normandy

>user sees a movie about pagan lore
>REEE WHY IS IT SO ANTI-CHRISTIAN
You infect your cause with your retardation.

Yep. They're 'noble' savage retards just like the native americans. Over glorified.

It did not, the religion practiced during the Nordic Bronze Age was not the Old Norse religion. It was completely different.

why does this movie attract the dumbest fucking human scum on this board to keep making braindead threads?

>ruin the west with their semitic kikeworship sandnigger religion
>diddle kids in your """holy""" places, torture people for fun
>"waaaaaaaah why does everybody hate us????"

Kek, christcucks get exactly what they fucking deserve.

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How can they discover america when it was already settled by Indigenous tribes that also btfo'd the nord cucks.

>ruin the west
Ah yes, Gothic churches are so much worse than mudhuts. Completely ruined.

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>Christians destroy pagan culture to the foundation
>replace it with jewish nonsense forced at the end of a sword
>hundreds of years later
>"Christians are wild, they worship a corpse on a tree" is said in a movie by a pagan
>Christians get butthurt

I fucking hate you faggots.

t. tyrone martinez, 1/15 cherokee

Hey, that tabard looks familiar...

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>Chad Vikings make fun of Christcucks in a fucking movie
>Christian LARPers seethe on Yea Forums

This
>Odin was literally a cheap Jesus knock off in death after all.
Holy fucking christkike cope. There are Roman toilets who are older than Christianity lol. Europe was doing fine before you kikeworshippers came along and corrupted everything with your slave mentality religion.

Think about it this way muttman. Did the native americans discover europe? Or did europeans discover the native americans?

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>Odin imported to Europe after Jesus died
>Thor is Turkish
>Odin drank sperm to replenish his powers
>Vikangz were so harmful to Europe by selling white European women and children as sex slaves to Arabs, the rest of Europe annihilated them
Yeah b-based

>>Odin drank sperm to replenish his powers
classic christoid
that claim is from a book written by a gay jew who also claimed that your beloved rabbi yeshua had gay orgies with the apostles

Wasn't the family in The Witch banished from the settlement in the beginning of the movie because the father was a religious nut?

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No it's referenced by him. The original claim is supported by several historians who translated the eddas of the time period and studied old English laws which said Scandinavian immigrants were outlawed from drinking blood and spunk.
Odin was a fucking cock sucked lol!

Jews Christians and Muslims are all the same. They're all just Jews.

They all think god wants them to cut the end of their dicks off. It's not like they're that different from each other. The Old Testament is just the Torah. They all believe in Abraham. It's the same old shit.

It's like arguing over which Star Wars trilogy is the best. It's all Star Wars. None of it is good.

kek

>Hollywood is owned by kikes and therefore anti-christian!!
>yet somehow those same kikes allow tons of christian propaganda to be directed, published and released in all forms of media (which they control) and allow it to become the most shilled religion on the planet, even more than judaism itself
>they also allow tv channels (which they own) to air marathons of biblical and pro-crhistian movies on christian holidays which they supposedly detest and do not celebrate
>despite this kikes and christians are mortal enemies and christianity is absolutely not jew-made bullshit used to feed a false duality that ultimately only benefits the kikes anyway
Please explain.

wrong
cope and seethe jew worshiper

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>one person makes one minor statement
>Yea Forumsfw

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>a viking scared about the mutilation of people would never ever suggest their christian slaves could have done it
>and further more would never disparage them

Wow! That's a great infographic!
It's a shame I'm gonna have to... DEBUNK IT
>fraevaz means cum
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ODIN SPUNK DRINKER!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

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It's still kind of nuts people think that old norse vikings, probably the most sexually degenerate group of people ever, who would often have mass rape orgies at funerals, wouldn't have a cock sucking god is funny.
Not to mention didn't Loki literally turn himself into a female horse, get fucked by a male horse and give birth before turning back?
Sounds like a fucking star trek the new generation episode.

>source:christians and kikes
Lmao

You're absolutely seething bro. Let's see what the high priest of the odinism asatru religion thinks about it!
>Trans gods!
Oh no no no...

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Even if you translate fraevaz to mean semen rather than impregnate or fruit/fruitful etc it makes no sense. Mimir was without a body when he hanged himself from the world tree and found the knowledge of all. I don't know if Nietzsche was quoting Norse myth but he would describe himself as "pregnant" like that with his philosophical abstractions. You're literally pandering homo jewish fanfiction and I say this as a non-LARPer.

>multiculturalism
If the words of this pozzed old fag hold any weight, then so do the words of all those tik-tok gay christians as well as those of kiddie-diddler priests. Your excuse?

The Christians aren't portrayed negatively here, they're just chattel slaves like Amleth and Olga and Fjolnir's men immediately try to scapegoat them when the killings start

Oh gosh here comes the cope.
Fraevaz means CUM. It's a literal translation as shown in cross referencing with 2 norse to latin lexicons. The extra information about the early Anglo Saxons outlawing scandinavians drinking blood and sperm has far more weight since it would obviously be a religious practice to them.
Wait the high priest of the asatru religion holds no weight!? Oh no no no. Come on bro. You're absolutely frothing at the mouth here. But hey maybe pagans are super conservative and
>30% of pagans are homos
OH MY FUCK HAHAHAA!

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The information in this infographic actually disproves your claims. It shows right there that the primary definition of fraevaz is efflorescence.

>means semen
>have to outlaw scandis drinking blood and sperm in religious rituals
>IT MEANS TO EFLOWERRR!!!!
Oh no bro come on you're embarrassing yourself. He even goes into that at the very top of the page. Why don't you have a read when you're not seething so much and really take in that info of Odin cum drinker.

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Christianity was a complete and total inversion of Native European morals and values which from the Romans to the Celts to the Vikings consisted of a hero’s morality where power, honor and glory were fundamental to being considered a “good” person. To be a “good” person meant you were tough, strong and powerful, it didn’t mean you were nice to fags and women or something which is what Christianity preached. The Romans thought this was hella gay which is why they had Christians (who were originally almost all Jewish middle easterners) eaten by lions for an audience. It wasn’t until Constantine being a fag and handing Jews in Europe substantial power that there was a cultural reversal helped by increasing instability in the empire. Of course the early Catholic Church essentially mended and synthesized Judaism/Christianity with the pagan Imperial cult resulting in a weird dichotomy for thousands of years. Ironically the true fruit of Christianity has only come true in the last couple of centuries with Protestants and people actually interpreting the original message that Jews intended for Europeans, which is why Christian institutions are now so weak and have no values or principles compared to Islam for example.

>what is a euphemism

>Odinists were strong!!!
>Get converted and wiped out
Hmm... Maybe they won some wars then since you said they encapsulated honor and warfare like spartans or something and... Oh fuck they lost every fucking war!?

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>they are so dumb for worshipping man on stick (literally a quote from the movie)
The guy who said this is a bad guy who gets brutally killed by the protagonist though (and that’s not even what he said anyway)

>be scandi
>live by the ocean
>see a salt deposit
>it's crusty white shit
>haha looks like cum bro
If they were eating handfuls of salt for special occasions, why would christians ban it

The typical Christian fighting pagans was ironically barely cognizant of what Christianity was actually supposed to be about, they still believed and grew up around mostly pagan legends and culture it’s just the authority that determined who they should fight changed. You think those people were praying to Jesus and reading the Bible at Sunday school growing up lol

Christians are more easily offended than trannies

>TH-THEY WERENT CHRISTIANS!!!!
Hahahaha! Alfred the great would like a word with you.
>Five (5) viking kings and a prince
FIVE!!! Oh no no no hahahahaa!

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