Official depp v heard defamation trial thread

Amberbros.. WE BACK IN THE GAAAMMEEEEE

Do you not? Are you gay unironically?

IT'S JUST SEMANTICS BITCH
MOVE ON, CUNT FUCKFACE

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user, you're autistic

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Pint up, lads.

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Wants a good muffin
And why’s this bitch keep going away from the mic

That wasn't your diagnosis, correct?
No, that was my diagnosis.

but he brings her muffins

>jealous of based chad muffin deliverer

>megapint
>muffins
Which are you craving the most right now, bros?

MEGA PINT WITH MEGA MUFFINS

i want to stick my face in her muffins if you get what i mean

pouring a mega one
psychooooooooooo-metrics

manlets btfo

the lawyer is so mad

This lawyer is far too aggressive

kino

Lawyer is losing the battle and starting to get petty kek

That's a look of pure hate.

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holy seethe

MEGA MILK FROM MOMMY

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she hit the wall hard. hard pass for me. maybe if she put on a brown paper bag over her head and cut a hole in it where her mouth is id let the bitch give me some head or somethin but thats only after i have had 8+ beers

Now the real question, do you know the Muffin Man?

>All these sustained objections
lel

QRD on today's events?
What's with the muffinposting?

>threads maxing out in 15m

so this is the power of allowing Yea Forums content on a Yea Forums board.

mega milkers is the last piece of the puzzle

Objection, your momm-onor, your tits are not in my face

>you didn't literally write dsm v in your diagnosis so its invalid
wut?

>T-thank you your honor

Yes that's true

>t-thank you your honor
pathetic lol

Kek she was so happy, she got a win

she was so happy she finally got something

how is that not hearsay

Calm down, Ms. Turd.

this lawyer is unhinged.

Is that the muffin man? DAMN He looks based as fuck, no wonder he's living rent free in amber heard's mind

A paper bag wont change your sexuality user

Because it's Amber's side.

I DO NOT RECALL
MOVE on already ma'am

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pure kino

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why is this lawyer seething so much?

The muffins are the key that will unlock this case

What's he eating bros?

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Are all Civil trials this retarded?

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Reporting for MUFFINS

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Johnny's island manager said he saw him and Amber fighting and Johnny injured, said they fought a lot and things got worse over time. She never saw Johnny get physical or Amber with injuries.

Now the expert witness psychiatrist on Johnny's team says she's evaluated that Amber has BPD and histrionics.

I love how all the Amber's lawyers look like they're constantly trying to get info
And from Depp's side this guy is like "I wonder what im gonna eat for dinner"

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I'm gay. Why would I want a woman?

Objection

Because if they lose she will be in Ambers sights next.

>may i dab?

HOLY FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKERS

JUST GIVE ME QRD

ON THIS MUFFINGATE

almost booba blocked by Mr Norwood Scale-YinYang

You should watch Judge Judy to see how retarded they can get without lawyers at all.

im masturbating

He keeps stuffing mints in his mouth and chewing like an old man or a meth head.

>for a shit to be laid in that position was she squatting or lying on her side

his expression reminds me of myself
that's literally my face when im sitting down

she's old and all dried up and she's literally getting btfo by a hot 300 iq stacey in front of millions of people

literally looks like every other woman outside of your apartment.
touch grass simps

>that is NOT correct

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>I'm gay
Stopped reading right there

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Hi OP, when did you realize you were a fag?

Her husband bought her muffins
She used these muffins for an appointment with Heard
Heard told her lawyers that means the husband knew everything

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Missing out on Depp lore kino
You have only yourself to blame. You are gone when you have left.

Miss heard shat on a muffin and than served it to Mr Depp.

Amber... Where are the muffins

Muffin with a side of megapint

honestly I think they need to circle back to those muffins

the case might be there

arguing with lawyers is so easy. just say you don't recall to anything that goes against your agenda and just keep putting forward your points when the occasion is favorable. needless babble is what gets you in trouble

Kek Johnny is fucking laughing

she looks too old and trying too hard to look way younger idk how to explain it obviously still an easy fuck though

Only big important celebrities like Amber Herd are allowed muffins. It's the law.

How many anons do you think are masturbating to the current witness right now?

unironically same

Every time it pans out Depp and his lawyer have a little laugh

I don't understand shit. Who's "her"?

>cunt doctor getting manipulated by bpd hoe
classic heard

god I would love to taste her muffins

TURN UP THE HEAT

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This lawyer reminds me of Angela Merkel

Fuck off dumbass who do you think. Not fucking heard obviously

goddamn this is embarrassing bro, imagine paying thousands by the hour for a lawyer like this old hag who focuses on muffins

> This is my "You attempts at manipulation and mind games is kindergarten level and I deal with more sophistical shit every day of life" face

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Dr. Curry

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WHO KEEPS FUCKING WITH THE PUZZLE?

i honestly have no clue what the fuck they're talking about ..

At least one (me).

are they going to go over other depositions with this witness what the fuck

is it normal to have 95% female jury?

Follow the crumbs

Link?

>all those fat roasties and trannies who showed up for depp

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For the past ten minutes all the lawyer's questions were variation on "do you recall X making a statement that...". How is that allowed?

I didn't ask who ISN'T "her", you faggot.

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>get paid thousands an hour
>wonder why they'd ramble on about muffins for 20 minutes

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no that wouldn't be normal at all since you'd need at least 20 jurors

>dr doesn't give diagnoses
>DIDN'T HE TESTIFY HE DIDN'T DIAGNOSE HER WITH BPD!!!???
lmao

who the fuck are these people?

at least 2 (me and the other user)

Me neither, who ate the muffins?

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Alpacas are good

Bitch cunt lawyer is asking this witness about another expert witness that was in favor of amber

>jury
Christ user

>DID YOUR HUSBAND ORDER THE MUFFINS

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