Official depp v heard defamation trial thread

We're back.

prepare for kino one way or another

Kek, already BTFO

>that is not correct
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
BASED

>that is not correct
its over bros

Wow, they tried to attack her credentials and she shut them down.

READY YOUR HONOR, KINO VIEWING INITIATED

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here we go boys, defense will fucking rip through her

jurassic park?

>I was interviewed by the legal team
AMBERBROS??

The lawyer is already fucking up LOL

We've got problem AmberBros, this doctor might actually be intelligent...

>Getting out-Karen'd

>not board certified
she's a hack hahahha, it's over deppbros

How is this thread still up?

MODS
MODS
MODS

>you believed he was a good actor
>erm not correct
johnny bros...

>OMG YOU WATCHED PIRATES DIDN'T YOU
>DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!?!?!??!

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>that is not correct
BASED MOMMY

>yes he is a good actor
it's over, amberbros we lost

test

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Why does bitch lawyer go so hard at Dr. Mommy, bros?

which depp kino do we think is mommy's fav?

>this is what Amber simps actually believe

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This bitch getting outed as the psuedo science whore she is

>Glasses on
It's over AmberBros...

This woman is too good for her shabby lawyers.

fuck she's hot with glasses im going to masturbate

cattiness emerges when a Stacy is present

>Heh, you don't understand what a signed pleading is?
No, you dumb bitch why is that hard to imagine

MOMMY IS DESTROYING THIS SHITTY LAWYER

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>A coincidence
What the fuck haha

Morpheus is still in the back.
THings might get wild.

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Mister Death?

ehhhh this is pretty thin

Mommy giving you stern handjobs while breathing in your mouth..

>Oh it's a COINCIDENCE that Depp accused Heard of being a crazy bitch and you happened to expertly diagnose her as a crazy bitch?

>WOMEN

COINCIDENCE

This lawyer is absolutely infuriating. I would flip my shit.

Mommy gib milkies

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>It's a coincidence that you diagnosed her as being batshit insane years after someone who was living with her came to the same conclusion
Damn you sure showed her

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What is his master plan, why does he make the face?

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>Be accused of something by multiple people
CLEARLY A CONSPIRACY!

>trying to make it a gender thing now
it's ogre

these glasses are making me diamonds

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>women
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>trauma can cause BPD, right?
>No
I LOOOVE THIS WOMAN

HOLY SHIT THERE DOING THE MEME SCIENCE ARGUMENT JHONNY BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

she is too smart for this kike hag lawyer

Fighting gravity

Christ, don't ask an expert a question like that...

TY HAT OLD BITCH TRIER TO GIVR ALL WOMEN THE PASS FOR BPD

>TELL ME WHAT'S RIGHT
Lmao it's over

>trauma can caused bpd can't it?
>no
Fucking wreckt

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is it me, or is there a sound of some mouth breather on the broadcast.

>And trauma can cause BPD, right?
>NO
BASED DR MOMMY HOLY FUCK

I hate this lawyer and I am glad that Dr MILF isn't taking any of her bait.

>"AMBER HEARD IS A WOMAN AND THEREFORE IT'S NORMAL THAT SHE HAS BPD"
They are clutching at straws

my dudes

I believe her.

Yea Forums is with Amber.

>You've never been asked to testify before
>therefore we can't trust you

>That's not correct
>That's not correct
>That's not correct
>No
>No
>>That's not correct

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omg this is going badly for heard.

>that's not correct
Damn, Amber's lawyers getting destroyed over here

>trauma can't cause BPD
they can just get someone else to testify that it can

gimme a pornstar who looks like dr milf Yea Forums, glasses are a bonus

>that is not correct
>lawyer so destroyed she has to leave for a whole minute
LMAO

Look at the viewers bros.

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What happened to lawyers not asking any questions they don't already know the answer to?

Fucking hell this cunt is retarded.

hmmm women with BPD tend to be slapped more than normal women, what an earth shattering conclusion lol

Witness the begining of #DeppUniverse

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She's fucking schooling them

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It's systematic abuse that says she's nuts, not her actions

>B-but all women are diagnosed with BPD
nice defense

WHO DO I HEAR HUFFING AND BREATHING

Read the threads. We a Depp board

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Reminder that Amber Heard IS A DIAGNOSED BORDERLINE BITCH
>inb4 nooo dont stigmatize mental illness not all bpd people are like that
NO! If you are BPD you are ABUSIVE BY DEFAULT. Just because you forget the abuse, smear campaigns and drama you create to ruin other people's lives doesn't mean your victims do as well. People have a right to know the signs before they fall for your traps.

You reap what you sow, bordies.

THE OVER QUALIFING TYPICL PSCH HAS JUST GOT HERE SELF THROWN OUT OHHHNONONO

wrong stream

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>Glasses
AAAARGH I CANT CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL

NO!

You americans turn fucking everything into entertainment.
Live broadcasted fucking trials is a normal thing now?

Calm down, Amber. The wall is not going anywhere.

Wrong stream bro

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why are they talking like bpd and bipolar are the same thing? did she diagnose her with both or did she accidentally say bipolar instead of bpd?

>it actually says perpetrated
BASED

What a fucking shitshow

does this one have voiceover
im doing sky news

she cute. CUTE

Holy shit the lawyers are destroying her

this lawyer is amazing

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i think they're both just different ways to say crazy bitch

>now

no it doesn't but voiceover is gay

F you Depp shill, we a amber board

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400k now law&crime

>this lawyer is amazing
COPE LOL

user, please, you can tell me anything.

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Johnny is writing the script of Pirates 6 all this time.

>I had just been redeemed

yeah i know, people were posting voiceover ones a lot in threads so i just went with this one to avoid it

Clever girl.

>you said it was my third opinion but it was not my opinion
BASADO MOMMY

true but I'd take a bipolar bitch over a borderline bitch any day of the year lol

here we go she's faltering
prepare your buttholes johnnytards

KEK based

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>IT-IT'S NOT BIOLOGICAL IT'S THE NATURE OF CHAOS -- CHAOS THAT BREEDS VIOLENCE IT'S JUST LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO -- TYRANTS ARE A BAD THING MAN THE LITTERATURE IS PERFECTLY CLEAR ON IT BIOPOLAR IS A TRAIT IN WOMEN, MOSTLY IN YOUNG GIRLS INFACT

>Mr. Peterson.... the question was if you know either Mr. Depp or Ms. Heard.

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We're talking about a female, they basically have both as a default don't they? It hardly matters

lawyer is wayy better than the dude shes to the point and has a substantial and commanding prescience

I wish to redeem the curry, sirs

her entire testimony just got dismissed

think I am in love guys

seethe, amber turd

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I'm a brainlet. What is this old bitch trying to do?

>when the lawyer is retarded and can't figure out what she's trying to ask

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When is Miss Heard taking the stand? This whole thing's been a snoozefest so far.

top kek

This. I can't believe it Johnnybros

BUH BUH YOU SAID AGES AGO IT WAS DIFF

no idea but she's doing it

based zoomie

SHE FUCKING SAID WHAT WAS IN HER REPORT YOU DUMB BLIND FUCKING CUNT
SHUT UP ALREADY

>no
KEK

>Can I say what that means?
>NO!

the lawyer found a contradiction in her diagnosis testimony

wrong stream.

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she made the psch pretend she knew more than she did

she then said nuu fukin uhh bitch this u you saying that u dont know that in court under off

now fuck off dr cunny

creamcicle lawyer is a pro

THIS FUCKING LAWYER BITCH

>can i explain?
>no
How is this legal, lmao

>can I explain what that means
>lol no let the jury guess

>Can I say what that means?
>NO!
They're getting desperate.

Holy shit what a vapid cunt

BRO THIS FUCKING LAWYER

We back in the game amberbros

it's over

I WANT TO WATCH YOU PISSSSSSSSS

What is this lawyer getting at?

>can i elaborate
>uh, no
grasping at straws

IT'S OVER DEPPTARDS
2 hours of testimony NULLIFIED

>well but like a year ago you said something different
is this how American courtrooms work?

menopausal women are always so irritated

>All those women in the room

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Rich people are building their anti-nuclear bunkers in Switzerland to survive the incoming nuclear holocaust and here he are watching this shit.

What's the contradiction. That shit went very fast.

deppbros im not feeling to good. dr mommy is on the ropes

Tons of pressure to pull a rabbit out of a hat in this instance, every other lawyer flubbed it

What's their fucking problem? Need to protect the Emma Watson picture threads and capeshit threads?

Fucking ambertards thinking they are winning when they are fucking reaching
Top kek

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>Can I clarify?
No.

ok :)

I don't get it

Who is winning

just enjoy the bread and circus goy. there is nothing else u can do

>audience laughed when she said 'can i explain' and 'NO'

some people just wanna watch the world burn

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How is it her decision and not the judge's if she can elaborate?
And how is previous testimony relevant?
Objection, relevance?
Is her experience as a witness, and not a psychologist, at issue here?

New Zealand, actually

>glasses
I'm hard bros

so, she's never testified about IPV or whatever, so what?

why is jury 99% women? how is that allowed? especially in a case like this

i think Depp is on Yea Forums in this thread

The score is 3-1, Depp v Amber.

I think she's choking and just getting overtly defensive

have you ever testified in a case attributing to BPD to anybody

>here uhhhh yeaaaa

lawyer NOPE BITYCH

Depp.

amber's defence reaching at straws
>YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T EXPERTISE IN DOMESTIC ABUSE
>CAN I EXPLAIN?
>NO

They both have unstable emotions but borderlines are their own special kind of crazy. They are extremely manipulative, they seek to destroy people they "love" or those they consider "threats" (theyre not really threats they just make up fake scenarios in their heads where they are being victimized or something), they are extremely vindictive, incapable of introspection, self-destructive, controlling, and so on and so forth.

Yeah, what do you want user. I'm bored as fuck in this court, fuck rottenborn.

why is that woman so evil, what the fuck

>johnny depp attorneys and witnesses
>all good, cool, and funny

>amber's attorneys
>evil as fuck and mean

depp is winning

>Implying they can survive post-nuclear war Earth

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>have you ever testified for something like this before
>no
How is someone supposed to ever testify if they never testified before? Fuck this cunt lawyer

What was that attempt in the beginning? Did they wanted to imply that she is romantically involved with Depp? And that he got her drunk?
> Did Mr. Depp SERVED you dinner and drinks?

They're not showing the jury on a live stream dumbass

where is the designated retard wrangler, this one got loose

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that's not the jury its an audience

why don't they do a WAIS IQ test during the jury selection? do they really expect mid/low wit NPCs to come to an adequate conclusion?

Throwing everything to try and discredit her and hoping something sticks.
>Is it correct that you have never previously dealt with a bed-shitting case?

someone needs to get this demented grandma away from the microphone before she embarasses herself any further

Johnny's team get another go, they might address it. But the lawyer shutting down the witness when she's trying to explain a term for the sake of the jury is not a good look.

she's just trying to discredit the psych woman as unqualified, biased (dinner with depp), and irrelevant or inadmissable

and she just did it again she just got trapped in another lie holy shit

A pretty face or a good actor?

What has been Depp in your opinion?

This lawyer is the opposite of that other clown representing Heard, was it a tactic?

objection, this lawyer is a bitch

>Fucking ambertards thinking they are winning when they are fucking reaching

you deppfags are hella salty. imagine backing a wife beating drug addict, couldn't be me fr