Gaston passed on all of this for some nerd

>more attractive than """Belle"""
>smarter than Belle
>better morals than Belle and better community awareness
>unlike Belle, they don't fuck literal animals
Honestly Belle is probably the worst Disney princess of the older days.

nah. once you have a gf other women will be all over you and it can be hard to resist their wicked temptations.

For me it's Jane.

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>bimbos
>not the waitress milf

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Again, both shamefully thin.

Those were the days fellas. Would you show your kids these movies? Lion King, sleeping beauty, and maybe Cinderella I would show my kids oh and little mermaid and tarzan

Belle was the one thing he couldn’t have. The unobtainable. The only thing he couldn’t conquer and just take. It drove him nuts that some bookworm didn’t want what he believed was the peak human male. Gaston was pretty great.

Gaston doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

This is unironically true

Gaston knows that 1 Brunette >>>>>> 3 Blondes

not enough cellulite?

Any woman under 300 pounds is not being fed enough.

if a chick's 300 pounds she better be 8 feet tall or on a diet

I agree, she should be on a diet: to gain.

It's only suggestive now that retarded zoomers memed "squirting" into existence.

Obviously, Gaston was a neo-trad, chaste Yea Forums user who wanted a qt3.14 peasant girl with whom to start a family.

The movie was extremely Jewish

An architect doesn't start with pre-sculpted marble. He crafts his masterpiece himself.

I did user, but I think it is shameful that no inspiration for aspiring architects exists in these movies.

Which boggles me because that shit is disgusting. It's fucking piss

>a water well pump, inside a bar
very contrived
they knew exactly what they were doing, wells are not made inside buildings

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So, do they change their dresses or hairstyles?

Because these thots wear bloomers under their skirts whilst belle wears nothing

>Any woman under 300 pounds is not being fed enough.

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When I said this to my gf, now wife, she was scared initially. Now she's well past 300 pounds.

Yeah except they're too stupid and naive to figure out they'd just be gaston's cumsock, while Belle isn't. Congratulations, you failed to understand a children's cartoon.

He’s the alpha in town so he wanted to bury his cock in every woman in town. Belle was still a virgin so he was anted to tap it.

I'll take the green t-rex

Its not the prize. Its the chase.

Gaston's only issue was not knowing to walk away when it was revealed Belle was a furry.

Being "wet" was still a thing before squirting became mainstream. Vulgar euphemisms like "gushing", "overflowing", "like Niagara Falls" etc. just meant a girl was a horny, not cumming.

would you a female gaston

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Too thin.

No, I'm not a fag.

Brunette>>>Blondes
Extremely based. Her British accent is bonerific

>Female

>t. never made a girl wet before

He had too much pride to bother with them anymore which also became his downfall when he couldn't let go of Belle. The beast is the opposite of Gaston in that he shows humility and respect which attracts Belle and that cures the beast from his self-loathing.

Also, this must be the most beautiful music ever to be produced for a Disney film: youtube.com/watch?v=kNcXyIQQASE

How often do they exchange their dresses?

Me on the left drinking a mega milk mega pint

>eah except they're too stupid and naive to figure out they'd just be gaston's cumsock
oh they know

What happened to your feet, dude?

The mole people took them.

FemGaston wouldn't be interested in me because I'd swoon too easily

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once you had one blonde bimbo you have had them all

>chad with good options
>story calls for his simpering & suffering
many such cases.

fpbp. OP is implying Gaston hasn’t fucked every hole in town

She could ride my cock anytime, if you know what I mean;))

Every Chad has a woman they’ll let ruin their lives

Poor gaston
Such a devoted husband wasted on a zoophiliac nerd

it really irks me that he definitely had the chance of taking the three of them as wives.
just imagine having 3 perfect aryan green eyed wives that are sisters,
imagine if you were having sex with one and the other two join, and start kissing each other, not in a sisterly way.
imagine to have nine perfectly submissive holes to get your dick into.
I M A G I N E.
he could had that life.
he could had been dancing with the 3 of them at the end of the movie when bella gets the beast to return to his human form.

People for whatever reason want the thing they can't have and/or is not right for them, out of selfishness and obsession. Men are not immune to this, since simps have always existed.

>just imagine having 3 perfect aryan green eyed wives that are sisters,
Sounds way better on paper than it actually is. One girl is enough and anyone who has been with women will agree. Bitches are tiresome.

To be fair back then women were a lot more manageable

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>a lot more
they behaved like human beings back then, bella was a cunt, who got rewarded for not being a cunt for a while.