This wouldn't have flopped if it was a little bit more diverse

Face it: movies aren't getting more diverse because of George Soros or some big conspiracy, it's what the audiences want.
The Northman is proof.
Literally too white to profit.

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Agreed. The main character should've been black.

I'm sick of seeing this actress, so i'll pass.

WE
WUZ
VIKANGZ

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I thought woke was broke

You're making the wrong conclusion, Mr Faggot.

>I want to look at this chick for 2 hours straight
Nobody has ever said this.

But it's not flopping?
It's out-performing all predicted figures.

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lol It's not even available in my city, which is 70k+ people. I'd argue it was intentionally sabotaged if I cared about wealthy money laundering schemes

it would have been more commerically succesful if it pandered to commercial interests? wow, incredible

why are e-meds so insecure and histrionic?

>Americans can't appreciate accurate culture
Unsurprising. The *Northman by hiring actual Icelanders is the closest thing to an actual Nordic cultural film like Útlaginn or Hrafninn Flýgur.
Without giving Americans the ability to LARP as the hero, it's effectively sabotaged itself. Should've been soulless slop like every other modern movie

Niggers suck

to counter the snowniggers' arrogance and delusions

It's not Meds it's literally one MENA subhuman that hasn't been rangebanned for whatever reason

sounds like you just want a cute strong nordanon to notice you

What do you mean? It stars a latina

it looks grey and miserable like every other movie

>she will never reciprocate your love
just fucking end my life

>you will never soundly defeat her in a game of chess and laugh in her face

reported

she looks like a fun girl

I agree, but poltv will be in denial. Also Anya is an ugly alien.

>watched this movie with my mom
very uncomfortable, would not recommend.

otherwise great flick

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She does seem genuinely nice

What phrase can you use for 'go woke go broke' when you have nonwoke casting and it bombs

I bet her neck smells good

What is she saying here?

Imagine thinking an all-white cast is controversial.
Imagine thinking that confecting a controversy would sell your movie.

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lowest quality bait

Watched with gf, was pretty good. First movie I've seen in a while that didn't try to hideously shoehorn in corporate identity politics, utterly distracting from the plot.

Would recommend watching 7.5/10

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>mom's bosom starts heaving during THAT scene

How 2 get Anya gf?

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*chair clattering*

>never ever
it hurts

Be in a position of power.

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based. weirdest looking ayy lmao broad ever seen

>believing these
>ever

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She was sent here from Planet Fun, but why? Why didn't they want her anymore?

its not

She also sucked and fucked Matt Smith

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Kek

>mommy you weren't captured on a slave raid were you haha?

That's based though, Matt Smith is an Anglo-Norman Chad

Is it actually not going well or is OP a complete faggot? I thought the movie was very good.

I can sense your desperation and it sickens me

No-one left in England has any noticeable Norman admixture. The Normans got thoroughly bonged out of recognition centuries ago

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Do not reply to him.

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>ask me anythwo
what did he mean by this?

>Anya is a size queen

Fucking whore. We should kill her.

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any footkinos from anya in this movie?

She's fully naked at one point

The black hair is the Norman admixture, the rest is all Anglo-Saxon. Nevertheless, the Norman strain provides a nobility worthy of seeding Anya.
>Inb4 Britoncels start seething over this post

>All the showings near me start at like 10pm, even on weekdays
Theaters just wanna die.

I just left the theater. There were no blacks on the screen nor were there any in the entire theater. Brilliant movie and an enjoyable night out. I left my house and saw nothing but white people the entire time. 10/10.

I saw it at 12:30pm yesterday.
Stop living in a shitty area.

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>black hair is the Norman admixture
black hair is more common in native britons (pre-anglo settlers) than it was in normans

She sent me this earlier. She's saying "I love you."

She sent you the video she made me?
Why?

No problem seing Mbunganya everywhere right you idiot

>leave theater
>think about it while having a smoke
>I'll likely not die in battle
>will never see the gates of Valhǫll

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Give me Eggers Mongolkino starring Aya in her breakout role.

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they are here to conquer us, they sent her to lower our defenses. it's pointless, they won already. I for one will support our new overlords.

Who said anything about living in a shitty area? I just don't want to drive back home way past midnight when I've got work the next day, specially when they could be showing it at 5:30 pm instead of doing an empty weekday showing Sonic for the hundredth time.