Rileybros…I don’t feel so good

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I could've sworn he broke up with her and went back to his wife. What did I miss?

What did Riley do to deserve this?

Celebrities have people who pick out their outfits, and they have so little self-awareness and critical thinking ability that they just go along with whatever

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denim pants and tshirt

We ended back up in that timeline, bumping around a lot lately.

like his age perhaps? aka a man

>nike shit with adidas hoodie
>barely-on beanie type look

Trying way too hard to justify that age difference.

This is how men dress now pleb. Is parading around like a boomer in a polo shirt and khakis the only way a man can dress in your simple dated mind?

You're telling me Obi-Wan just married Royal Pain?

He's at least 10 IQ below her, it closes the gap.

Their love was bonded when he mating press creampied her pussy the same day he met her. She would never cheat now that she has been properly broken in like a pair of shoes. Her previous """husband""" of seven years never had a single virile sperm wriggle into her hungry egg.

not even a cool teen too

This guy is extremely gay. If it weren't because she destroyed another family in the process I wouldn't even blame MEW.

Let's be real here. He looks ridiculous. He is not pulling it off.

Yeah, let's be real here, he looks great. What the fuck are you complaining about?

He's fucking a homewrecking whore 20 years his junior, he's bound to do something cringey as a result. He'd have bought a red Corvette if he wasn't already rich.

>adidas hoodie
>nike jog pants
obvious brand clashing, plus the shoes, socks are disgusting.
the hat + ray bans are clashing even harder with no harmony among any of the preperation.

I rate this a 4/10, about what I would give a college loser with just enough money to buy a decent outfit but then wear it out wearing it every other day.

disgraceful for a Hollywood celeb.

D-

*see me after class young man!

say that to my face. you're fucking dead. faggot!!!!!!

- riley "the reamer" stearns

he peed himself

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Post a pic of an example of how he should be dressing.

kek it's true. How fucking embarrassing this should be

It's precum from looking at and holding hadns with MEW

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>marrying a puta
ngmi

First I thought this was an edit. C'mon how much is adidas and nike paying him.

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She's not eve hot, and a mediocre actress. WTF was Ewan thinking?

Anything remotely age appropriate and not vapid zoomer branded rags. The architect at 50 for example

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To be fair, he looks like a country musician with a hipster beard.

qrd on this puta meme?

I’m grateful I know more about no-talent actors because I will never financially support their movies

He should dress like Ben Kenobi, 24/7.

Captcha: TV2GD

1s are normie pleb shit

Pierce loses weight, and his lady picks up right up.

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That’s how bisexual NBA fans dress, is lame as shit. Unless you’re a gay zoomer that feels flattered when you’re aligned with niggas, you should move on once black people show up to a style/scene because they’ll always bring the lamest people in the world trailing behind them. He looks like shit, buddy, fem like a porn-brained male jewish zoomer.

who the fuck wears nikes? kek does he think he's a hip negro?

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nah, do all the mental gymnastics you want but men dont. zoomers and 20 year olds yes. men? no. boomers wearing virgin jeans and shoes look infinitely better.

He is more of a man than you will ever be. I would take his fashion advice all day over some perma virgin Steve Carrell new balance wearing dorks like yourselves

When you turn 18 you buy a suit and that's what you wear when you are not at work or in bed

>bisexual NBA fan
>gay zoomer
Both phrases are redundant.

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The only reason to watch that trash show

This picture is my goal. As of tonight this is what I will dedicate all of my will and energy to obtaining.

mogged by this /fa/ couple

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What you people are missing is that Ewan McGregor is rich and famous.

This, he has permission to dress younger

First day?

What happened to Riley fucking Imogen Poots?

Shit like this just reminds me that my ex is getting married in August and I still haven't completely moved on