The Dark Universe Discussion thread

Yea Forums is a Georgina board

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sidebars are so gay get back to the kino already

Impact? This is PART of the Dark Universe.

Is The Dark Universe still in progress?

>Amber ended the POTC franchise
I don't know whether to thank her or curse her

>laywer objects himself
That's how you know 100% they are fucking shaking. Depp won, based ButlerCHAD.

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When is that stupid bitch testifying?

>Another megapint for you Mr user. This one comes by way of the house.

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This butler is the new symbol of Yea Forums prove me wrong you CANT

yes

Look at the fucking state. Heard's lawyer doesn't even iron his suit.

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I don't know about "hearsay'd himself" but he tried to trap Ben KING and it didn't work.

what happened why are people saying the lawyer fucked himself

Amber's lawyer is on the ropes. Can he recover?

>Female judge

>Rudman & Goodwin (2004) conducted research on gender bias that measured gender preferences without directly asking the participants. Subjects at Purdue and Rutgers participated in computerized tasks that measured automatic attitudes based on how quickly a person categorizes pleasant and unpleasant attributes with each gender. Such a task was done to discover whether people associate pleasant words (good, happy, and sunshine) with women, and unpleasant words (bad, trouble, and pain) with men.[5]

>This research found that while both women and men have more favorable views of women, women's in-group biases were 4.5 times stronger[5] than those of men. And only women (not men) showed cognitive balance among in-group bias, identity, and self-esteem, revealing that men lack a mechanism that bolsters automatic preference for their own gender.

Depp suing, finally getting payback deppbros

They are scrambling. Is this even allowed?

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You're supposed to iron your suit?

Is he sleeping with her?

i shan't

Let's be real here amber is gooing to win this

BEN KING does sound like a Yea Forums meme name for some reason

he didn't

The guy doing the objections for Depp is pretty young. Does that mean he's an omega genius or is he just some intern doing easy shit?

OBJECTION HEARSAY YOUR HONOR
>it's your..uh..question..?
What a fucking mess, lmao

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do we still hate depp and support heard because reddit likes depp?

Bros I want to go get a burger from the bar but it's only 4pm, too early for dinner.

This lady is the one that shows the texts and photos, right?

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>And only women (not men) showed cognitive balance among in-group bias, identity, and self-esteem, revealing that men lack a mechanism that bolsters automatic preference for their own gender.
I don't understand this last part.

brainlet here, i see everywhere people shitting on heard's lawyer, but is he actually doing a bad job? what should he be doing instead? do they have some ace up their sleeve for later?

STOP MAKING NEW THREADS YOU AUTISTIC REDDITORS. THREADS STOP BUMPING BUT THEY CAN BE POSTED IN FOR A LOT LONGER. BUMP LIMIT DOES NOT MEAN THREAD IS DEAD. GO FUCKING BACK.

Why are these slimy hook nosed shysters are allowed to bend the law in any way they want? They are runining are society.

if they disallowed everything illegal in court, amber's side wouldn't have any arguments

>The guy doing the objections for Depp is pretty young. Does that mean he's an omega genius or is he just some intern doing easy shit?

My guess is that no experienced lawyer wanted to touch this case with a 10 foot pole.

>asks the same question 4 times
What's his fucking problem

t. wannabe janny

then why is everyone saying he hearsayed himself

likely

you will never be a janitor

This judge is such shit

Ok here's what happened.

BK: What happened? (Regarding the fight.)
AH: Have you ever been so mad at someone that you lost control?

>Lawyer: But Amber didn't specify what she meant did she?
>BK: No but it was clear what she was referring to.
>But she never specified?
>She never asked what I meant by my question, and I never asked what she meant by her answer, because we understood what we were talking about.

Lawyer BTFO and shuffling papers for a bit.

THIS FUCKING BUTLER HOLY SHIT I FUCKING KNEEL
LITERALLY DABBING ON THIS LAWYER

Blow it out of your hall monitor ass.

>Referred to the judge as "she"
This counsel is about to be ruined

Objection, all of these questions are fucking retarded whether ruled relevant or not, and this guy is a time wasting hack

What's amber's lawyer trying to do here exactly?

HOW MANY PHOTOS

Make our guy Ben King doubt himself, but his gay resolve is formidable

lawyer cucking himself out of his own question
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Chewbacca defence

GIMME THE FUCKING PICTURES YOU BRIT FAGGOT

WAS IT 15 OR 16 PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG?
GET ON THE GROUND YOU LIMEY SICKO

I think he's trying to imply that he hid evidence because he's covering for Depp or something.

trip him up on anything so he can invalidate the butlers story and thus get him thrown out as an unreliable witness

He is just doing the only thing he can do: try to get small gotchas on people on technicalities and semantics. Unlike depp's side, they have no evidence at all, just what their cunt whore liar of a client says.

He's literally trying to wear him down so he'll trip up and say something in a way he didn't mean. How is this fucking allowed?

Men don't automatically ascribe postive traits to people just because they're men. Women however will ascribe postive traits to someone just because they're a woman.

LMAO

I love the concentration and awareness on the butler's face. You can see him cognizing all of the various angles the lawyer is trying to take and maneuvering around them

make it look like the butler is in cahoots with Depps, witholding certain photos, giving them everything they want, etc.

Priceless

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Butler choking

Ambersisters it's looking good for us

Make it seem like he only gave them photos that would paint Depp in a good light and insinuate that he chose not to photos that were bad for him

LOL
what the fuck

kek

jesus. i thought it was depp's laywer who said heresay.

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ahahhahahaha wtf he objected himself?

You need to give your head a quick wobble
It means women will "side" with women but men will side with whoever is correct

WHAT THE FUCK

So people are saying Amber is going to win, is it because she's going to cry and because she's a woman?

it's part and parcel of lawyering my guy and to be fair it's necessary cause people can lie but in this case it seems like ultra semantical bullshit

>the women in the back laughing at him
Imagine being this guy lmao

Jesus Christ

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I kneel to this butler, hes taking each punch and dodging each one.

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the dude just sent some photos but not all. big deal.

JOHNNYBROS WE WON

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kek

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Depps face and the crowd is priceless

don't think Johnny's team isn't monitoring and recording these threads, preparing their case. Be warned. After Amber Turd is finished you janny bitches are next.

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TOP KEK

But Ben King isn't gay

Mr Rottenbrain

KINO

oh my fucking god this is the best thing in this trial so far

He really is. He's simply too intelligent and well composed for this lawyer to trip up

>JD breaking into a laugh
fucking kek

>why yes I do objection myself

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it's because Johnny has no case and Amber's lawyer will eventually get one of these witnesses to slip up and incriminate johnny.

This is why people don't watch Netflix anymore. The kino is being given to us for free.

so just how big is a megapint?

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Ben King injects semen into his bloodstream to maintain his hyperfocused memory, it's confirmed

>DEPP'S FACE
KINO

holy fuck

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Big deal, you all too will be nervous when the whole world is watching you live

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I want Ben King to take care of me.

kino

this is such ratlike behavior, he's just grilling him on semantic numbers, why is the judge allowing this

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Sir, it was principally Miss Heard drinking the wine. While I cleaned the urine of many floozies out of the furniture, Miss Heard was the principal pisser for certain.

you're laughing! he's objecting to his own question and you're laughing!

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lmao what the fuck
is this it, amberbros? our defense?

why is OP fucking retarded just call it depp v amber or include similar words connected to the trial you fucking retard

But Amber's case is not that strong either, at least thats what it looks like to me with all this new evidence emerging painting her as the abuser. I am not a lawyer though so I don't know shit about any of this.

Butler's reaction KEK

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>depp wins
>returns to universal studio because he no longer wants to work with disney
>everyone is happy for depp to return
>universal makes frankenstein movie with depp as doctor and javier as the monster
>dark universe is saved

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wtf lmao

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I love how the lawyer stutters as he says it:

>O-OBJECTION.. H-HEARSAay

U DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO BASE THAT ON JUST YOUR MEMORY CORRECT

LOOOOOOOOOL

This (((Rottenborn))) guy is making my head scramble. What the fuck are these questions

this lawyer is leading like a mother fucker what the hell

The jannies keep deleting them you fucking embryo

how can a fucking millionaire hire such a fucking bad lawyer, what the fuck

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WHO DRANK FROM THAT GLASS WHEN YOU WEREN'T THERE??????

that one woman in the back covering her face immediately

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what the fuck bros im seething with rage right now, my butlerbro is getting done dirty

Amber hit the wall hard.

>I wasn't there after I left, correct
kek. Based

this is the kino theyve been denying Yea Forums for weeks!

>I wasn't there after I left

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this dork just objected himself. what a loser

>I wasn't there after I'd left

this guy gives me weird vibes, I think he might be a homosexual

im out of the loop on this. who is suing who and for what? and why should i care?

> I WASNT THERE AFTER I LEFT
Jesus fucking christ, this butler is a hero

>i wasn't there after i left
this butler is too fucking based

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They're so desperate.

>I wasn't there after I left
wdhmbt???

This is the greatest advertisement this butler could ever ask for, what a king

this isn't rottenborn

>you killed her didn't you? OBJECTION your honor, relevance I'LL ALLOW IT, I sentence the bailiff to lifetime in jail

>I wasn't there after I left

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history was made

>Russel Crowe is in it
>With Johnny Depp
Only way this could be any better is if it had RDJ, Tilda Swinton, and Cillian Murphy in it.

i just started watching today, was amber's side more convincing prior to this? because her lawyer seems like a retard, and this butler is gassing up johnny and clearly painting him as the victim

GOT EM

And you don't actually know it was Miss Heard's piss, right? Someone could have sat on top of her and pissed on her and the couch while you were opening the wine bottle, correct?

lol why didnt they just START with that question hahahah

So Depp has 5 lawyers?

Do they really think you can just say "objection hearsay" to anything they don't like as if it's some sort of magic word?

>johnny, I went to law school with this guy, he's a total moron!

>Is it possible that a ghost drank the wine??

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Give this butler a fucking iron cross.

Why is Ben so BASED?

>Are you based
yes

Yes but this part specifically
>And only women (not men) showed cognitive balance among in-group bias, identity, and self-esteem

>are you based anywhere else

man, he's based worldwide.

okay now there is leading... BRUH

WERE YOU THERE AFTER YOU'D LEFT?!

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>are you based?

>Are you based... ?
He is

this fucking cunt judge WOW

>ARE YOU BASED?
Someone cut that out

not every englishman is homosexual user

who was depp going to be

OBJECTION HEARSAY

I'm not a lawfag but I swear this judge is biased

We've gone full circle and idiocracy is now acceptable to suggest and reference

there's something fishy about this butler

Mr. King, are you certain you were the one who took those photos?

ha

objection, hearsay

>John, I'm leaving you for Jamal
>OBJECTION HEARSAY now get the fuck back in the house, hun

Depp is suing Heard for defamation about an OPED she wrote in the Washington Post where he wasn't named.

no, this is true
but I think this one is
either a homosexual or
no just probably a homosexual

>have you ever taken photos before?
hihihih

Honestly this lawyer seems pretty new and not as crafty as the jewish one. She should've been the one asking this kino butler the questions.

(Agreeable)

holy shit wtf

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>your honor I object
>because its devastating to my case

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>tfw he thought he could outdo a stiff upper lip Britbong

no chance rottenborn

Based

rumored to be invisible man but he rejected the role because od script about domestic abuse but still wants to be in monster movies. at this point probably victor frankenstein or i dont know
maybe van helsing?

Invisible Man

And that's a good thing.

defamation suites sound to be one of the easier areas to be a lawyer in. after watching a case or two, any person could do it. there's like 5 objections in total

Judge is stuttering

The whole time he was Depp

it's up to the other lawyer to say objection if they don't like it. It's not the judge's place to step in

How can you be this fucking incompetent?

How can you be certain the photos were not consuming the wine?

i don't she's biased she is just impressed with how stupid amber's lawyer is, like most of us.

IT'S NOT ROTTENBORN YOU FUCKING TARDS

So... thanks to this Rottenborn guy we learned that the butler send some of the photos but not all of them. Massive revelation there.

depp team didnt really object to leading (im not sure why) but I wish they did so we could see the plane bias the judge has yes

>Johnny doing his best to not burst out laughing

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well I am often told I am most [agreeable]

Which ones have we got so far? Hearsay, relevance, foundation, what else

Who has been questioning butler King it’s all ambers lawyers right??

Amber hit the wall hard

If a tree falls in the forest, and the butler wasn't there to see it, did he have photos of it?

Can anyone assist to be in the audience in this trial?, how does that work?, is it the first ones that arrive or there is a waiting list?

t. rottenborn
go object yourself

It was Mr.Rottenborn first and now this is Depps.

speculation
leading
compound

why would a juror show up for this bullshit, just fine me for contempt or something and let me leave

just got back from a smoke
>lawyer objected to his own questioning
is this real life fucking lmaoooooooooo who hired this nigga

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Did you ever observe the photos committing any violent acts while you were in Australia?

Yeah

>dyke judge keeps her fucking mouth shut throughout the entire time Heards lawyer is trying to trip him on retarded stupid shit
>as soon as Depp's lawyer comes on she is constantly getting questions removed from record
Fucking bloody benchod bitch.

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What does hearsay mean?

MASTERTUB VS MEGAPINT

No, no it really wasn't. A different lawyer from Amber's team took over

Before yes, now is Depp's lawyer I think.

What's the diff between foundation and relevance?
Also what does compound mean here?

>look there I am!

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>Can I dab on here
Based.

>can i dab?

First come I think, there's a line outside the building in the morning.

>can I dab on here
please Ben, by all means

Jesus, good work webmman

Based butler dabbing on the the virgin lawyer

>villain is called Rottenborn
who writes this?

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what are some courtroom KINOS I can watch today in honor of this clown show?

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how many megapints have you had tonight bros?

objection your honor, sneed and feed compound

gossip, not factual, basically

HE'S GOING TO DAB

Sir, could you describe the context in which the photos drank the wine?
If you could simply tell me how many wines per blood were present in the suite, sir?
Objection, how many dabs am I allowed?

It means “Heard said” so whatever amber said

>did you do x?
>no i did y
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU DID X OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, OBJECTION!!!!
Probably a Brown graduate tbqh

>how many dabs am I allowed

Rumors and rumors and rumors of war

HOW MANY DABS CAN THIS MAN TAKE?

>how many dabs am i allowed?
as many as you see fit, Mr. King

third party claimed something

kinda like unsubstantiated rumors
"i heard from so-and-so that such-and-such happened"

>How many dabs am I allowed?
TOP KEK.

only been called up once, and i lied to get out of it. but years later i sort of regret it. it probably is extremely boring, but it seems like it would be a funny memory.

Bros....I miss her

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nigga you already dabbing on these fools

>aw ive run out of dabs

>I've run out of dabs

>HOW MANY DABS AM I ALLOWED?
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HOW MANY DABS AM I ALLOWED?

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Is there any user that lives near this court?, it could be cool that he shows up and gives our support to Johnny in Yea Forums's name.

>how many dabs am I allowed?

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>how many dabs am i allowed?
this butler is too based

I'd prefer the drunk driving case I was on to this, at least that only took a week. Civil seems to be painful to sit through.

get this nigga some dabs

The Staircase

Random thought, is it weird there's like 90% women in the gallery? Like did they try to stack that or something?

this lawyer seems kinda new.. he could have objected to a lot of that cross as asked and answered. judge cant do anything if he keeps his mouth shut. hes also leading a lot in this redirect

hell yea bro, dab on

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>so I just... dab on it?

Ben KING

At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands

>I've run out of dabs

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8

>Squar--uuh rectangle
Because it's a rectangle. This butler is a gem. Fucking save him

I'm on my second megapint sitting in my master tub