Cast him

BLOOD MERIDIAN, STARRING
The Kid (they/them)
Toadvine (pbuh)
The Jej

myself.

Michael Imperioli

He already knows how to fiddle

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idris elba

Michael Shannon with make-up etc.

its more important to be able to capture the understated malevolence and unhinged wickedness of the judge than casting an actor that looks like him.

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Anna Kendrick

Film Brain

Steve Buscemi

Unrelated but they should have cast this guy as Al Capone instead of Tom Hardy

Just give him some stilts to look 6’10” and he’s the best choice.

No they should've cast

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Lawrence Gilliard Jr.

I read the book years ago, but wasnt he described as "lean"?

Tom Budge

Josh Lucas

The funny thing is people here know this character which is a real historic person but still wont admit all the crimes wh*te people have committed against PoC and indigenous people

vince vaughn, unironically. he has the presence to pull it off
i have no idea about the rest of the cast, though

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Jason Alexander

Brendan Fraser

Henry Cavill

Jared Leto

Glenn Howerton

The Judge - Billie Eilish
The Kid - Timothee Chalamet
Glanton - Zendaya

Terrible bait. Everyone knows that Manifest Destiny was a ruthless and relentless meatgrinder that didnt stop until it reached Japan.

Michael Gandolfini

Idris Elba obviously

Kyle MacLachlan

Tom Waits

Doug jones. But maybe he is too thin

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Oliver Platt

nah i feel like waits would be good as the priest. the judge is a devilish character. I think maybe brian cox would be good

Really kind of a no brainer. Anyone who says otherwise is plainly retarded

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Christian Slater

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Danny Elfman

Jack Black

he should be CGI, and not particularly good CGI either, no better way to get across his unearthly nature

christian bale

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Eric Andre

To carry on my chain of thought
Barry Keoghan as the kid
Christian Bale as Glanton
And Brad Pitt as the Mennonite
Nick Cage as the priest
Without a shred of irony this is perfection. You literally can’t refute this

You know he would kill it.

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Noah Schnapp

Jack Nicholson

Robert Englund

>Barry Keoghan as the kid
>Christian Bale as Glanton
I like these especially, who is playing Toadvine?

Idk, Bob Sapp or something, lol!

Seth Rogan

ben mendelsohn

Christina Hendricks

>You're crazy, Judge. Crazy at last.
>I'm just crazy high uh hUh huh huh huh.

This guy

Domp heem in ze outxhouse

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Tom Cruise

On a more serious note I was considering Spacey for the army captain but then I put him through the bald filter and holy fuck man. The more I look at it the more I see it. Spacey would also kill it in this role. He also has a special talent for playing these kinds of characters

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