Mort v Amber Trial

It won't be that soon unless the defence literally has no other witnesses to call

Yeah she will at some point, not today or this week tho i think

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ta x

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Men can't be abused. As for the defamation, amber never dropped Johnny's name. It's not her fault that she had recently divorced him and people started insinuating. Johnny depp left his wife and kids at the age of 60 to marry a girl in her 20s. I say good riddance

based

Does this guy have an impeccable memory, or i just have mild LTML?

jej

ywnbaw

true, seems like this is their key witness though so I'm guess there wont be more after this guy

She's still not going to make fun of your small penis as reward, user

This bong's answers are perfect. Amber feeling that 50 mil debt coming

holy new pepe based

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Shouldn't you be trying to convince the court that?

>it was lovely

god damn this guy is so wholesome id fuck him

Lmao at rottenborn just itching to yell objection irrelevance/hearsay

#teamDepp reporting in

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>Have you ever lost your temper at someone?
>No
kek based King

AMBER BROS IT’S FUCKING OVER

based gentleman

CALLING HER A TEENAGER AGAIN

this butler guy is pure kino holy shit

LMAO amber fuming at that answer

he straight up called her a 14 year old mentally lmao

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S BTFO'ing AMBER FROM THE BEGINNING
>HIT THE LIGHT SWITCH WHEN I WAS 14

NOT THE LIGHT SWITCH

this guy is definitely homosexual, he talks like one. Probably Depps secret gay lover

>broke his lightswitch at 14 because he wasn't allowed out
love this guy

not trying to bait or anything think about it logically and reply with well thought out arguements

saved

ITS OVER

>Literally calling her a child
kek

Her pouty face is so cute bros.

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>have you ever lost it with anyone
>ben: not since I was 14 and angry at my parents
HOLY FUCK AMBER BTFO

Excuse me guys I have a call to transfer to the butler, does anyone have his number?

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so johnny v amber threads are allowed on Yea Forums but only after a certain time then?

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

Objection, hearsay, speculation, foundation, relevance

She's been scratching and cutting herself. The crazy bitch

does this guy have an eidetic memory or what

not funny the first time, not funny the third time

bitch managed to put up the same face for 8 days straight should have won on oscar for that

>at any point did you observe anything physically about Miss Heard during this flight
S-sir, well, I....I may have noticed she h-h-had a f-f-fat pusy...p-pls your honor, objection, relevance? p-p-pls...well....under oath...I may have noticed....her pusy was...f-fat....

depends if the trajannie is on duty or not

>H-haven't you ever lost it with someone?
>No.

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Not trying to joke. Simping for her will lead to nothing. Go jerk off your tiny pecker somewhere else.

left fore arm is self inflicted

you probably need a damn good memory to be a butler with the amount of shit you need to plan and prepare for everyone throughout the day not surprised he can recall a lot

It is just one rogue janny deleting the threads because they will never be a woman.

>uniform marks on arm
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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>Does this guy have an impeccable memory
yes
he is a bong butler

THE ETERNAL ANGLO

>Your Honour, she was having a woman moment. What was I supposed to do?

>butler backing up johnny's testimony
its fucking over, heard is a confirmed crazy bitch

she scratched herself most likely

still no counter argument

He remembers every item, every candlestick on every surface in every room of the manor

Benders?

Why is there a T in Mordecai? That pisses me off more than it should. It's like I'm being interrupted in saying Mordecai by having to stop to pronounce the "T" sound

means deliberate and most likely self inflicted (controlled environment) and do not originate from a fight

wtf i love fags now

alien abduction

satan if you can't say it you aren't a mort bro

this dude is literally top 1% of butlers in the world.

Are all brits like this?

cross time lets see how based king bong holds up

Bongs are known as homos throughout history

Here we go. Here comes the real faggot.

WEBM user
POST THAT SIP

Unless they're norferners

you want a butler who forgets things?

he's gonna break under preassure just see

>Post yfw you will never have a based british gay butler

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ROTTERNBORN BETTER LEAVE THIS BUTLER ALONE

It literally doesn't matter. He needs to prove defamation. If anything this trial is proving they were both abusive towards each other at the very least emotionally.

>Literally #MadAtMort

good afternoon

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lawyers that defend abusers are the worst fucking scumbags on the planet

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Things just got a whole...Darker. #DarkUniverse #MorbiusSweep

I THINK THERE WERE

This guy is fucking blasting them

>remembers every single word and environmental detail of the trial

Do you think this man is brave in fights?

UHM YOU WERE IN AUSTRALIA SO YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM ARGUE BUT YOU KNOW SOMEONE PUT THE FINGER IN SOME TOWELS BEFORE YOU ARRIVED

This butler has more backbone than this lawyer maybe expects

WHY IS THIS FAGGOT TRYING TO INCRIMINATE THE CUTE BUTLER

>KITCHEN PAPER
Autism kino.
Actually like a scene out of a courtroom comedy.

>burger doesn't know what a kitchen towel is
What the fuck...

>lawyer can't understand British

>He needs to prove defamation
does this testimony not help? its all helping to establish that johnny didn't abuse her, in fact its the opposite, which runs counter to amber's accusations

This movie is underrated

LEAVE THE BUTLER ALONE GODDAMNIT

Dude's just taking rottenborn for a ride, he probably speedread a civil law manual beforehand to fuck the dude up

ummmmmmm actually sweetie he doesn't remember the exact second that amber stepped her angelic toesie woesies off the plane to australia that means that she couldn't have abused him

Pit queen and she fucking knows in, unf.

*sniffffff*

these amber lawyers are going about things all wrong with their bulldog tactics.

We have another case like this who was Diana's butler. Neither of these follow standard butler norms they are both obviously very gossipy and queer

KITCHEN PAPER, KITCHEN TOWEL, TISSUE PAPER. WHAT THE FUCKKKK

This man will keep his composure under pressure

SIR it is
KITCHEN
PAPER

have they brought in the turd as evidence yet

i realized i posted two somewhat sketchy lawyers while complaining about lawyers lol

This lawyer is going in circles

This fucking lawyer shitting hell

dont know why but this made me spit out my drink (gigapint of wine)

CORRECT?

THE LAWYER'S VOICE IS SHAKING

good morning sirs pls submit the kitchen tissue towel paper

do you think the jury will understand that this lawyer is a weasel going in circles?

There are pictures floating around of scars from scratches or gashes on her forearm.

Kim defends the underprivileged though

yeah but from the beginning kek

THAT'S NOT WHEN THEY FILMED PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5!!!

He's trying to clarify if it's cloth or a disposable paper towel.

They must be getting frustrated with his inane questions

how? They're winning. Depp's side is falling apart.

Screw the objections. This guy can answer all of these questions no problem. He's acing it.

CORRECT?

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yes, but saul is a bastard and kimmy is a little scandalous in the latest episodes (I love her don't get me wrong I would let her ruin my credit and force me into credit slavery for nothing)

imbecile

This based lawyer holds his ground pretty well

>cutie lawyer slaps young lawyer's hand for having a stupid moment
cute johnny team

How come britishers are naturally good actors? Is it the tea and biscuits?

he has been visibly nervous even when questioned by johnny's team (who he clearly sides with) he's just nervous in general
amber's fuckhead keeps interrupting him thinking he can ruin his composure, but he hasn't lost that composure since he was 14 and mad at a light switch since he couldn't go out that night

>but saul is a bastard
How dare you

you are a faggot, is that fair to say?

he was sweating bullets first 3 minutes & since then he's been composed af.

there was sneed in the thread, correct?

>but he hasn't lost that composure since he was 14 and mad at a light switch since he couldn't go out that night
kek

lol I mean Butler holds his ground well

the lawyer is certainly not based

As a butler he's professionally trained in understatement. He knows exactly what he's doing. Kino side character.

CUTE

objection, hearsay your honor

Isn't literally every question this lawyer is asking a Leading question? Every single time he says "Is that correct?" .."Is that right?".. It's leading them to either say yes or no. Why not object to every single one.

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he's literally just bullying lol, this is just making the jury side with him
I didn't mean literally, I don't remember the early seasons but he is a bit of a bully

And this Chuck, he lives with Sneed? Correct?

No, Sneed doesn't live there.

So Chuck and Sneed run Sneeds, Seed and Feed? Correct?

No.

>when your butler is a hero who's dunking on the idiot lawyer

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he's so fucking entertained by the Rottenborn's getting rekt

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Gay retard says correct, does that sound right?

explain how, legally, depp is winning this case.

Sounds like Depp had wrapped his finger in the paper towel and when he removed it the tip stuck to the paper. Sounds like Depp probably didn't remember doing it or they wouldn't have been hunting around for the rip.

I love how pedantic court is

There were replies to deleted posts, as though Janny had been there, correct?

M E G A P I N T

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c o r r e c t ?

Is Johnny gonna win bros?
I'm afraid Amber is gonna start crying...

Deppmind

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SEE THE PENIS

>been cleaning up my room and doing laundry while listening to this

thanks Yea Forums and thanks Depp

found a tramadol in a drawer

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You can ask leading questions when cross-examining a witness.

Bros lawyer talk is unironically pure kino, why doesn't Yea Forums talk like this all the time? The plaintiff moves to say the N word.

>Do you like penis?

JIGGERS GO GO GO GO AHHHHH

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Is Johnny a good guitarist?

flush it down the toilet. pills are bad for you

p e n i s

based

Keep in mind guys we're still on the plaintiffs side of the case, Heard's going to have her own witnesses too.

What does 'call for speculation' and 'foundation' mean?
:MikuStare:

Is he the greatest butler ever?

how can you even understand what's going on with all these interruptions?

>Correct?
>Objection
>I'll allow it
>I don't understand the question
>I don't understand british

wasn't planning on taking it, i haven't had painkillers or alcohol since 2021 jan

Lawyer lost full. Amber is chalked.

And then the janitor kept deleting the threads, did I read that right?

>the virgin disrespecting 'cleaning ladies' versus the chad respecting 'house keepers'
Based Butler

I'm thinking Jude Law to play this guy. Thoughts?

fuck i missed these

:c

>high networth
get it right, jannwyer

he's playing since he's 12 so I'd guess

>Aah, master Depp, welcome home. Your evening megapint is now pouring and will be ready for you shortly

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