We're live fellas

Women that know they can mostly get away with domestic abuse are the biggest cunts.
You can't do shit to that woman because everyone will tear you down, you just have to allow yourself to be torn down bit by bit.

Just got back from uhhh, lunch. Mortbros, report in!

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Was the rogue janny fired? can we discuss these two actors who had roles in major DC and Disney movies?

Based

cheers fren

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is this good Depp-core?

seems fun

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>Johnny's comin
Aww damn

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>british butler takes the stand
This has got to be a fucking soap opera.

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Got my megapint, got my stromboli, got my rings.

Is this guy an Anthony Daniels impersonator?

The troon janny an hero'd thanks to the persistence and courage of based ban evaders keeping up the fight.

gentleman or gay?

B O N G
O
N
G

Kek, this guy doesn't even seem real

Jeeves gonna blow the whole thing wide open

just a regular pint for me. im not based enough to handle a mega pint

Thoughts on this new character?

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>a butler witness
this is too good to be true bros

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>surprise twist: the butler wrote the op ed

Here for my boy Captain Mega Pint Sparrow

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Reminder that Johnny said

>she will hit the wall HARD
>you have BPD
>take your meds

We're fighting for justice bros

A British spy

A LONG TIME AGO OI WUZ IN AUSTRAYLIA, AND I CAME ACROSS A YOUNG MAN WITH A MEGAPINT, THE SOIZE OF A TANGERINE

ot wos o for foght johnno

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should play the next Alfred

Visibly nervous

La Noire scripted animations

very polite lad

what does "couch" mean I've seen it in the chat a few times

fellow bong here, this faget talks like a fanny

What were you referring to when you said Miss Heard took a "grumpy" in the bed?

HE WON JONNYBROS, ITS LITERALLY OVER FOR TURDKEKS

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it hurt me when he said "take my blood it's all I have left for you" the man was pushed so far by her he wanted to kill himself

Exciting development

british

so both

Kino potential. He's button-up British butler properness might make for some amusing straight man / deadpan material

Johnny was hogging the couch

He just sounds like your typical upper-class twat.
He mentioned mayfair, probably born with a silver spoon in his gob.

Lmao why do brits' english sound so faggy

C3PO in a suit

Made me feel like he was a 13yo mentally honestly
Still hope she gets cancer though

>i work with high networth people
He probably takes it up the ass.
Amber was screaming at johnny to go sit on a couch so she could continue insulting him instead of him leaving the place to cool off

who tf names their family ROTTENBORN??

Amber Heard was yelling "Couch! Couch! Couch!" in one of the recordings, because she wanted a couch to herself or because she wanted Johnny on the couch, I'm not sure it wasn't clear

i think he had just been watching that Samuel L Jackson film

I generally don't care for the English but this man seems decent and sweet-natured

Who plays him in the inevitable film adaptation?

Hugh Grant?

>Russel, brilliant chef
These boys definitely ate

u wot m8

Some upstanding people

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no doubt a royalist here to undermine our republic. send him back to the king feathered

thank you
what

MORT MENTIONED

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haha ho ho

>Mother. Mother, I will be on the picture-box tonight. You will watch me, won't you?

nah that's a very forced accent
very typical of "posh" people but not so much simply the upper class

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

good...

MORT

MORDECAI said in a crisp BRITISH ACCENT

Morties stay winning

>Johnny based Mort on this guy

>mort getting it's time in the sun
mortbros...... we won....

Britbros, what would happen if you and your "lads" encountered this guy on the mean streets of Liverpool?

Looks like Amber was /madatmort/

Mortdecai mentioned

It would obviously be Hugh Bonneville

>OI MR. DEPP IS INNOCENT HE IS

This geezer is right posh innit.

>a butler witness
Wait, I thought he was a property manager. Is he a legit butler?

I can't believe they mentioned Mort

Can someone give me the QRD on what happened between the two?

>Mortdecai kino mentioned
lets goooooooo mortbros
>I was able to ask them questions
Jesus christ, this guy must be expensive
Their shit was bussin if you catch my meaning