Couch COUCH!

Johnni's drug abuse is kino

fucking nigger janny I will murder your family

Empty words

...but enough about your paycheck janny

i sleep on couch for she

can someone explain why theres an audience in addition to jury?
and apparantly anyone can walk into this shit? what the fuck security is there in america

Empty head

>Amber Heard is more universally hated than ever
>she picks this as a time to lean into the bitchy imperious Dark Hillary girlboss aesthetic

i dont understand why moving it to pol was even a thing jannie must think they are funny I guess.

Private courts aren't a good idea, you can walk into any courtroom and watch cases if you are interested.

why do you think

have people not realized who they are by now

empty axe wound where your cock used to be

It's kino.

Is Amber ever getting on the stand or is she just gonna sit?

Amber Turd getting dunked on

it's the so called publicity principle, since the law is a public matter anyone can listen to it being practiced, also supposedly prevents corruption

These crocodile tears lmao. Amber is such a manipulative asshole cunt faggot

have you ever heard of open courts?
t. yurofag

based and fuck jannypilled

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She's gonna lay a log right in the middle of the court room for everyone to see. God imagine the smell.

>you're a fucking whore

lol he called her a fucking harpie

om gonno sot tho whole trool

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HOLY FUCK THIS RECORDING IS BASED.

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i love these threads. keep it up bros

>cuz you're a fucking harpy
>you're a cunt
based

In supposedly free countries, the public is able to observe the legal process.
This provides accountability, helps citizens learn about the legal process and is especially useful for would-be-lawyers

This is why I don't have a gf guys

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HAAAAA HE CALLED HER BPD

she will shit on the desk later in th trial

>BPD
HE SAID IT
BASED BASED BASED

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Amber is insane

These recordings remind me of why I don't want a gf ever again. Why are women like this?

LMFAO NICE GASLIGHTING

It may not have been an intentional act to cut off his finger, but it was a result of having a bottle or glass or whatever being thrown at him. Drunk drivers, or bad drivers in general, are still held responsible for damages(possibly bodily harm or death) and they aren't thrown out because
>lel can't prove they did the damage intentionally
Neck yourself

I feel sorry for Amber. I would be a better boyfriend than Johnny Depp

BPD hoes BTFO

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damn, shes sort of pathetic actually

Why are there so many recordings in the first place? Did they just have a shit ton of microphones around their house?

lmao i just wanted to call her a BPD whore and my man just says it, poor fucker got a real top tier BPG psycho on his hands
been there once and i was smart enough bail early because i was up until then a lonely virgin and i didn't really give a shit about women and sex anyway

BPD AND ECSTASY
30 YEARS OLD BUT ACTS LIKE SHE'S 16

its a fucking shit show is what it is.

Absolutely.

amber set them up i think

>all the gaslighting amber does while recording an inebriated johnny

>gas lights him to get him mad
>raises his voice slightly
>"calm down" in a sultry calming tone
how fucking manipulative

This is LITERALLY Amber

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Real Truman Show shit

who made these recordings anyway? why would you record private conversations?

>Takes Ecstasy
>Has BPD
THE MEME IS FUCKING REAL!!
youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

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He said she'd hit the wall hard KEK

Amber is better at arguments

>stoooooppp it baby, stoppppp itttttt
Not happening. Fuck that. Not me, not never.

They had a policy where they would record each other during arguments so they couldn't lie about who said what later on. Ironically they were preparing for these cases.

amber the snake cunt trying to catch johnny being abusive it's funny cause it makes her look like a cunt

This reminds me of a YouTube auditor getting harassed for looking for a hearing to sit down on

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the natural reaction of modern women when anything interesting good or bad happens is to whip out their phones and record for social media brownie points

toxic relationships are so hot tho

What she's doing is like the definition of gaslighting lmao

She was setting him up with all this nagging.

She had been recording him for a long time, that's partly why she kept coming to argue for no reason (besides just being irrational and insane). She was trying to goad him into behavior she could use in court

She didn't deny it or act surprised, she's probably been diagnosed.

pour yourself a megapint and listen to the shitshow.

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>when you're winning the story

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Amber hit the wall hard

I hate that you're right. Look at the audience of women, they're absolutely captivated by this shit. I've been in one myself and I miss it. Love is weird.

Mr. ROTTENBORN

I wish that were me being gaslit into sex

It's fucking over for Turd.

Jesus christ how long did these arguments last lmao

why are women like this

more like rottenbum lol!

Amber hit the wall hard that fat cunt

it's because when it's toxic it's passionate and shows how much both of you care it's ultra fucked up but you know a relationship is really dead in the water when both parties just say meh and stop arguing all together

this, imagine the angry sex every night

Is it over?

amber hit the wall hard

She was arguing with him constantly on purpose in order to get him acting bad on tape

>Every day has even more kino
How long is this going to keep up? Surely the entire trial can't maintain this much based content

Everyone in this thread better be a woman, because no man cares about celebrity drama

IT WAS A JEST, YOUR HONOR!

Just a few years.

i feel like I'm watching a real-life movie happen as its happening.

Damn, these recordings are destroying Amber

i’m in one now. my gf will literally beg me to fuck her in the ass and cum inside of her after an almost violent argument.
but when everything is chill she’ll barely be in the mood for sex and just be dead in the bed if we do fuck
it’s so fucking weird.

Amber sisters..................

Crazy bitch

Goddamn these tapes are hot. Where do I get a hot BPD having gf???

>ok, im sorry for you

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youtube.com/watch?v=YuxISg9tjHk

i'm getting PTSD from all this horseshit, fucking women can really tear a man down

yeah honestly

>"if you leave I'll kill myself" tier manipulation
>"YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT STOP LEAVING ME I'M SO STRESSSSSSEDDD OUT"
>two seconds ago they were talking about taking space when they need to

She's legit a psycho holy shit.

only if you pay attention to them.

Amber really wanted the shit beat out of her and Johnny wouldn't give her the pleasure, so based

The fact that there's so much content clearly trying to paint Depp in a bad light and that it's not really working says more about Heard than anything kek.

Johnny's Xanax addiction makes so much sense now bros.

>stop pushing me
is she making this shit up or NOT FUCK

You just missed coachella.
Trying going to an expensive nightclub in LA and looking for the trashiest-looking basic bitch

same, I have had way too many calls like these before

i read that as sister, Man i really gotta take a break ya know

Holy fucking shit amber

This whole thing reminds me of how my mom treated me, my sisters, and my dad. I get tunnel vision when I watch this.

MEGA PINT

oof... pathetic

try twitter or a nearby tattoo parlour

KEKW

i learned a lot user but this is still pretty tough to hear for me, BPD gfs are literally succubi

This bitch is so fucking weird.

only if you entertain their bullshit yourself

What is this crap. Just walk out Johnny, how is she going to stop you?

>im gonna die
>youre killing me
>then why are you with me?

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QUINTESSENTIAL BPD chick

go to a diy show

Amber Turd bros... it's over

Johnnysisters... These tapes are killing us

YOU'RE KEEEELINGG MEEEE

*dodges bullet*

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bitches be crazy

cringe moment

>CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A NORMAL ARGUMENT ;_;
Bros, what the fuck is a normal argument? The dude doesnt want to argue, the fuck is this shit

>YOU'RE KILLING MEEEEEEEEE

MEGA PINT ON THE COUCH

>unironically tells her to take her meds
lol

I actually want this whore to fucking die, like I actually want to kill her listening to this shit
>muh please you're killing me *fake sob*
Genuinely, women watching, if you ever act like this, you deserve to be beaten. I'm saying it, you deserve to be beaten.

.

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admit it Yea Forums, you'd love this 27 year old tart lusting after your 51 year old ass. crying and moaning over you.

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today isn't nearly as funny as last time
give more texts calling her a whore

holy shit lol

>I need space because this relationship is toxic and maybe we should break up
>OMG STOP PUSHING ME THIS IS KILLING ME WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN YOU'RE SUCH A DICK STOP THAT!
>...
>"How I survived a toxic relationship", by Amber Turd

i dont get it
what is he doing

Someone needs to track down this specific glass so we can find out how many ounces are in a megapint.

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>ok go take your meds
so fucking ultra based lmao

Imagine dealing with this for years feel bad for the lad

holy shid

>TAKE YOUR MEDS YOU WALLED BITCH
Oh he definitely browses here

Amber is making POWERFUL women look so bad right now

WE ARE REACHING BASED LEVELS I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING

johnny is our guy

AMBER SISTERS. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?

Ok, I'm sorry for you.

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>HE TOLD HER TO TAKE HER MEDS!

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BLOODBATH

YOU'RE KEEEEELING ME

holy fuck that last one kinda nailed her to the wall, it must have - right? absolute nutter

Ambersistas....we're being exposed for being schizos here....

>Amber's lawyer's evidence is a bunch of hilarious shitposts that he tries to take out of context
>Johnny's lawyer's evidence is a bunch of distressing audio footage of Amber berating Johnny

You see frens the fucking worthless homosexual jannys who are all unironically troons and shitskins will let those disgusting troon from euphoria threads go past 300 posts every time, while they and their fellow degenerates salivate over the thought of a man pretending to be a woman, and call that “tv and film” but the real life drama, which is happening LIVE ON FUCKING TELEVISION between two of the biggest film stars on earth is a bridge too far because muh amber Turd is being eviscerated and shown for the crazy whore she is.
Fucking troon simps.
Fuck jannies

honestly...... you're probably fucking right

dont fucking reply to my post again or ill stick your head down a toilet dweeb

>you have BPD
>take your meds

this is the most captivating Yea Forums related thing i've seen in years. television and film can't compare

This woman is a fucking child. Why are they like this??

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DOWN WITH THE TROONS

To think i may have shitposted with the KING himself on these very boards, Based Depp. Drink a Mega pint for me bro

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johnny is self-destructive
turd is a wrecking ball
the public will stand with johnny.

Janny be like: noooo talk about batman instead

Empty sex life.

It wasn't arbitrarily associated,

life is stranger than fiction

Fuck no. BPD holes are NOT WORTH IT.

Trial bros, did we win? The janny trannies aren't trying to break our will anymore

>it's a bruh gets a BPD psycho gf and fails to get rid of her episode

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>Depp is a Baneposter

>You hit the wall hard
>Take your meds

Unironically one of us.

How do we solve the modern woman problem?

Anyone else who's been with a BPD woman must've felt that last one. I got vietnam flashbacks. Same exact shit I had to put up with. Unreal, she can't get away with this.

Amber Turd getting btfo, Holy shit bros, My dick is so erect right now

he's 100% a pusyposter

Lads... should I???

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Wait did he say she hit the wall??

Haha what an epic WOMAN MOMENT my fellow sisters wow isn't misery so great!