But you have heard of me

yes
Davy Jones said exactly that

Twitter screencaps aren't on topic. I'd expect a thread like that would be deleted.

He was the carrier of the world famous megapint

The Pirates movies are really kino.

When I watched the most recent one, I noticed Depp's character and the other guy argue a lot more than usual. Which character provides the better arguments?

...

these threads are OK btw

/pol/ is lame, they can't meme for shit, no thanks.

thread about moviebob's twitter post has been up all day while depp threads are getting btfo

Once Will tried to bring up what other privateers who'd never met him were saying about him his argument fell apart. He tried throwing his sword at Sparrow but missed.

Woooop, one down, kek. Stop giving the mods ideas user, we're in defcon 1 here.

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Oh that's right we have new jannies I think. 8 guess they think movieblob is an actor with roles to discuss lol

I missed today's proceedings. Anything juicy happen?

amber's lawyers are railing him hard. Not looking good for johnny

believe me I'd much rather discuss this Yea Forums content here but one janny is particular is working overtime against the board for some reason. they should deduct his pay

the defense played a bunch of funny clips of Depp shouting at Amber, we had a chill thread going with people funposting but a nigger funhating janny started nuking all the threads

beat the shit out of his wife then tried to sue her for talking about it

Ongoing. And let's say if heard was getting her way, jannies wouldn't be going this apeshit.

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recordings of Johnny calling Amber a fat ass and saying she will hit the wall kek

Yeah he traded his life for the ship basically

Somebody's #madatmort

you have a problem with violence against unarmed women?

He tricked anton chigurh and made him crash his ship into a cursed lagoon or some shit.
yag sbarroh

Depp made jury and courtroom laugh

Thanks frens!
Shouldn't you be strategising with your lawyer Amber?

Hi jannie

>reddit patrol has arrived
like clockwork

Recordings of depp calling heard a fatass and “she’s a fucking cunt”

>everyone saying johnny is winning

you guys don't know law, do you? yeah he might win in the court of public perception, but he's absolutely getting buried legally. Amber's lawyers have him cornered. He's constantly digging his own hole trying to get the "truth out" but saying exactly what the lawyers want him to say: that he's a drug addicted, controlling, violent, alcoholic. And although a reasonable person would be able to understand that maybe he had good reason to have violent outbursts, by the letter of the law he's guilty and Amber has done nothing wrong. Don't be surprised if JD loses this case and we never hear from him again

I only (you) people who I know have watched Mortdecai no less than four (4) times. Don't ever reply to me again until you reach twice that bare minimum.

Why does this 90% female jury hate women so much??

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>Clandestine Depp posting
We make now secret war against the janny

What, you're gonna tell him "rent free" too?

Kekk. No but seriously cuck janny is in this very thread, deleting posts and saying cucked shit in our midst.

This is the story of most actual pirates in history

>even if I did an interview to try and defend myself, it turned into a hit piece
Anyone know what articles he's talking about?

>LE HEARSEY
fucking Kek what a joke of a lawyer

>When did you learn you weren'tgoing to be recast?
>Well the producer said to me---
>OBJECTION HEARSAY
Is this fucker serious?

Its not that they hate women , they love Johnny

Any tabloid article. They are notable for fake "anonymous source" news. Heard's lawyer is the only person alive to ever take them seriously.
Hilariously now he's daring to object under hearsay.

seething
that's not the jury, brainlet

Reminder that a rogue trannie has infiltrated the moderation team and that is why these threads are getting banned.

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Jack bros............

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>These quotes are hearsay! The National Enquirer is the reliable source to take into account!

lol u got BTFO and theres nothing u can do about it

>a franchise can only last for so long
>I believe the characters should have a way to have a good note out
Based depp

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>jannie admissions open
>jannie admissions close and are accepted
>shit like this happens
Like clockwork.

>crying about a pirates movie for children
LMAO how much more pathetic can you get?

9 maybe 10 teeth. More than I expected.

>$25m
Wow
Maybe I should get into this acting business

>I-I will have you removed from court
Stuck up bitch

hes trying to steal the bam margra swag with all those rings

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>STOP LAUGHING I WILL REMOVE YOU
lmao she's not happy

He won.

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why doesnt he watch his own kino movies? he should see ed wood and fear and loathing atleast
and maybe dead man

Agreed, Ed Wood is pure kino

Don't give them ideas OP... I can't handle another prequel

>Waiting for the Barbarians
Underrated. It wasn't a masterpiece but definitely worth a watch

what? he never watched his own movies?

Here comes a Mortdecai reference...

he never watched them. he just said that in the trial live

youtube.com/watch?v=JSo4UZILOqs

If we get a mort reference, it can only go downhill after that