who the fuck was AVEY MARIA and what part did he play in Riddlers plan?
Who the fuck was AVEY MARIA and what part did he play in Riddlers plan?
I wonder if the riddler ever posted here..
does baneposting exist in the batman universe?
4channel is canon now, making Mr. Freeze a proto-oldfag.
jesus mom
I heard Paul Dano has never had sex in his life to prepare for his role as the riddler.
Literally impossible, the guy is obviously and unironically a sex god.
fucking love how dano did the 'maria' part with an american accent
he was unironically good. the riddler is obviously full autismo
Rolo Tomasi's brother. They are twins from hungary who ran a drug ring with Kaiser Soze first in metropolis then they set up shop in Gotham Gotham
>he was unironically good
literally /ourguy/, wish I could upvote and follow this madlad
Was he doing an impression of Eric Butts when the vans were exploding?
>You're big guy
>AVEEEE MAAARIIIIAAAAA
>You're big guy
>AAAAHHHHHHH, NO LUBE IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO-AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh-*hnnnngggg*
>You're out of your goddamn mind. This is all in your head. You're sick, twisted. You think you'll be remembered? You pathetic psychopath, begging for attention. You're gonna die alone here. You're a nobody.
jesus christ, did Battinson really have to be so cruel and insult him like that?
>did Battinson really have to be so cruel and insult him like that?
he was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
>a literal psychopath dressed in a fucking batsuit calling another psychopath out
kek
>literall voice of an angle
heh
NO
NONONO
NONO
NO
NONONONONO
This movie wasn't supposed to be memed like this
>You're out of your goddamn mind. This is all in your head. You're sick, twisted. You think you'll be remembered? You pathetic psychopath, begging for attention. You're gonna die alone here. You're a nobody.
I feel personally attacked
So many girls would be attracted to him. They would unironically say they could fix him
he’s so cute need him
I'll remember you, bro.
He cute.
>Im acting
Riddler posts on /pol/
...
Batman: whiny emo bitch who beats up street gangs (but not the black ones) while paling around with villains and causing car crashes
Riddler: ultra chad galaxy brain taking out the top level corrupt elite and mob bosses, commands an army of avey maria single riflebros and single handedly fucked up an entire metro size city
...
real
From the twisted mind of Matt Reeves
>Yea Forums user
It was a coomer in a Gotham thread talking about Catwoman
the point is that btman was at least partially yelling at himself
classic
He kinda looks like John Lennon
lol, no it isn't. you Pattman faggots are starting to reach Snyderjeet levels of headcanon.
just a silly little guy
He looks like he fucks black women
Maybe he was making a subtle reference to Disney's Fantasia, in which Night on Bald Mountain (starring pic related), is juxtaposed against Ave Maria in the finale.
>i didn't get it
>ur dum!
yeah
she was the one who set up the bombs
>AVVVVVVVEYYYYYY MARIIIIIIAAAAA
>...
>She's the only other one we didn't get.
>Big Bat Cock
jesus, Dano never stood a chance, Ave Maria!!
the batman 2022 is for fujos only
Fujo kino
I have a horrible wide midface like this, kill me
do gay guys do this, they get raped then rape that guy in revenge
They should have made the riddler Michael Pitt and made him more like this over incel rage
why would you want this when paul dano is perfectly lewd and cute himself and his riddler is endearingly pathetic
Riddler confirmed as an incel tradcath
Michael Pitt is a pain in the ass to work with. Babyface incel Riddler was an excellent choice desu.
he’s a lapsed catholic inceloid and doesn’t understand how his peepee works desu this is canon
What's the point of that collar? Looks like it's big enough for him to take it off
The movie fucking sucks, that's why. It makes no sense.
collar is heavy so he can’t lift it off his head, dumb ass
he just has a classic face