>Why five seconds? Cause it's for busy and lazy. What are you? Busy or lazy?
Why five seconds? Cause it's for busy and lazy. What are you? Busy or lazy?
Blake Allen
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Kevin Miller
I got insane ASMR tingles from that video.
Ryder Myers
I'm getting ASMR from this photograph.
What the fuck is going on.
Asher Murphy
Me too. I’ve experienced it for years with clips like this but the ASMR YouTubers that try to recreate these videos cause me physical pain. I hate them so much and I don’t know why
Jeremiah Russell
>2008
I miss it so much, guys. Please take me back.
Asher Perez
>super special nail file from (((israel)))
she's definitely casting some kind of spell
David Lopez
it caught my heart for sure
Charles Diaz
>tfw no Mossad gf
Jeremiah Martin
Thats because "gf roleplay" videos and all of that shit are social simulators, not ASMR
Camden Watson
read the comments on the video.
Literally hundreds of men are like "i don't know why but I would marry this girl"
It's an eye opening experience to see that your feelings are neither unique or special.
I can only conclude this is some type of witchcraft
Aiden King
We can't go back
We must go forward
Mason Evans
link to vid?
Dominic Roberts
Unironically honeytraps. Even got a briefing on it back in my zogbot days.
Chase Baker
I got underage sex ring vibes from the video.
Isaiah Hall
Nah they're honeytraps which is why they're always at malls near military bases.
Landon Robinson
>Young attractive white women are loved by men
#Woah #Wow
Liam Walker
So you're saying sex is on the menu? Potentially?
Cooper Jenkins
Good riddance
William Carter
not actually honeypots, bud. But they are training... mainly rapport building and elicitation.
William Carter
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John
Logan Smith
>white
looks like she fooled another one
Wyatt James
>that thing
>white
only in america
Jayden Parker
I've watched that vid over 100 times easy
Hudson Collins
For me, it's Bjork talking about her tv.
Luis Allen
For me, it's Bjork's stalker
Ethan Jones
The way she doesn't miss a beat even with him taking four hours to say his name, she's totally used to flummoxing men with her charms.
Connor Adams
This is what foreign government data mining looked like before the social media boom.
Carter Turner
I will marry a Jewish girl one day.
James Hernandez
Parker Thomas
>some foreigner working a mall stall has incels under a spell
Jesus Christ I hope your parents don’t let you all in public with any money.
Logan Long
Such a nice accent, you don't see women that interesting nowadays if feels
Anthony Bailey
She has very tiny teeth
Nicholas Fisher
I'd like it more if she had an American accent foreign accents sound like mexican bela lugosi vampires to me
Easton Myers
>Israeli
>Working at a mall kiosk
Obviously Mossad. Even more telling is how good she is with people. Perfect to hide under the guise of good salesmanship.
Easton Jones
jewish women know their stuff, experts of their craft, every word and movement she does is spot on, very attractive
Easton Butler
Israel used to do mall kiosks all the time, and yes they were all mossad.
Ayden Edwards
>what's your name?
>*A REAL HUMAN BEING, AND A REAL HERO plays in the distance*
>John
Wyatt Adams
you just had to remind me.
fuck you.
Ethan Bell
90% of tastes are shared. Everyone finds the same things attractive. Porn should have taught you this by now.
All semi-professional to professional porn have gone through multiple selective processes before it reaches you, from casting of talent to the scenarios, to being digitized and disseminated many times over so that you become aware of it. And it seems most people agree with the general direction of the selective processes, which means if you find any of the shared porn pictures even remotely hot, you are essentially agreeing with a long chain of purveyors/consumers/reposters. Which means if you find a girl hot, it's likely most people do.
Lucas Sullivan
Fucking israeli shiller
Adam Roberts
I feel intimidated by her presence
Alexander Walker
Oh yea this girl was awesome
Wonder what she looks like now
Ian Garcia
She pass the vibe check bruhs no cap shawty fire af.
Luis Williams
probably married some other Mossad agent and has 3 or 4 kids by now
Daniel Bennett
Really sus. The sales act she's putting on makes me uncomfortable. She's very pretty though.
>I'd like it more if she had an American accent
Agree. Wouldnt mind a soft, southern accent.
Andrew Gomez
Oh god I can't stop watching it. Anyone got more not-ASMR like this?
Owen Wilson
fr fr ong
Asher Murphy
the people that replied to this aren't white. It's a cut and dry example of projection.
Levi Nguyen
yes, but only anal
Blake Nguyen
They had these israeli boutiques at every mall in america.
Jonathan Torres
now its just arab dudes selling shitty phone cases
Kevin Foster
>It seems I have yet again fallen for the merchant's ruse.
Nolan White
Nooooooo I don't want to stick my williker up her crap filled colonnnnnn
Ryder King
>flirting for sales
She may as well become a prostitute. I hate this behavior like you wouldn't believe and I see it everyday.
Jackson Reyes
That beaming smile, the well trimmed yet bushy eyebrows, the perfect skin, the tasteful ammount of make up, the white teeth, with a little crook in it which only makes her cuter
Jackson Wood
Some people are born without dignity
Ryan Ward
Jewesses are a guilty pleasure
Anthony Perry
How come Yea Forums never tracked this cutie?
Eli Stewart
Mossad agent.
Dylan Wilson
What does the “M” on her necklace stand for bros?
Camden Nguyen
Mor.
Cooper Perez
M. Night Shyamalan