It's so fucking bad bros

It's so fucking bad bros...

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filtered

overall disappointment. literally no one was in the theatre

it's terrible

dilate

It was pathetic story telling
>8 scenes where he almost decides to kill his uncle and then decides not too

Nice writing there Eggers.

OOGA BOOGA

Huh? I'm telling OP he was filtered, retard.

Bad TO THE BONE

He had been told clearly he would kill him only when it was his destiny to do so, at a certain time and a very specific place.

And a lake of fire is kinda hard to miss.

>suddenly,a zombie knight

Bravo Eggers.

what went wrong brothers?

Boing!

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Just came back from this, and OP is a huge faggot. This was 100% pure unfilterd kino.
This is what capeshit does to people's mind, expecting the protagonist to just walk up to the bad guy and beat him then and there. The buildup and final fight were amazing. In fact most things about this movie are, the music, the spiritual dreamscenes, the grim early dark ages etc

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the midman

Here's your protagonist, bro

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>missing the second obvious Conan reference
Shame on you.

well guys? is it true?

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Best movie I’ve seen in a while

His name was just a play on Hamlet

It's literally the same plot.

>protagonist got the role due to nepotism and being a model
it was expected

You are mentally ill

robert poggers??

yeah he's right

No, Hamlet was derived from this tale.
You fucking moron.

Is it just me or /pol /is seriously losing influence? It feels like most of Yea Forums has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread

What am i in for bros?

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>the joke
>your head

So all these people talking shit about the movie are shills right? Ive never seen a good movie be targeted this hard before.

Honestly can't tell who's trolling who and for what purpose anymore.

ITT

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This place is full of teenagers

Where are the Black people of color?
simply disgusting

r.eddit

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Some people are even saying it's woke. I don't get it.

Yep it was a mess and I'm a proud polcel

What's bad about it?

it's people trying to bait /pol/

got em

It's a good movie if you never saw the trailers. It's a bad movie if you did. /thread

Why is it so God damn woke tho? (feminist)

What a weird bait though. It's obviously not.

>the cast is all white so i have to pretend it's good

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it's not even woke

Are you guys even allowed to use this image anymore after the anti-work tranny looked exactly like it?

>>the cast is all white so i have to pretend it's good

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Go back to your discord server, try and make the next thread less obvious.

v-v-viking b-bros, it’s over...

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Anya pusy

being factually incorrect does not constitute a "joke"

My body is ready

It's Over.

WHY ISN'T THE SILENT MAJORITY WATCHING OUR MOVIE???

The trailer looked like a Nord ripoff of Conan
I'd rather just go watch Conan

Imagine being filtered by Norse sagas

I'd have to kms and die

people import semen? wtf

The movie hasn't premiered in many countries yet. Mine will be on May 12.

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Too many redditors now

utterly filtered

Brown women import white semen, especially from Denmark.