It's so fucking bad bros...
It's so fucking bad bros
filtered
overall disappointment. literally no one was in the theatre
it's terrible
dilate
It was pathetic story telling
>8 scenes where he almost decides to kill his uncle and then decides not too
Nice writing there Eggers.
OOGA BOOGA
Huh? I'm telling OP he was filtered, retard.
Bad TO THE BONE
He had been told clearly he would kill him only when it was his destiny to do so, at a certain time and a very specific place.
And a lake of fire is kinda hard to miss.
>suddenly,a zombie knight
Bravo Eggers.
what went wrong brothers?
Boing!
Just came back from this, and OP is a huge faggot. This was 100% pure unfilterd kino.
This is what capeshit does to people's mind, expecting the protagonist to just walk up to the bad guy and beat him then and there. The buildup and final fight were amazing. In fact most things about this movie are, the music, the spiritual dreamscenes, the grim early dark ages etc
the midman
Here's your protagonist, bro
>missing the second obvious Conan reference
Shame on you.
well guys? is it true?
Best movie I’ve seen in a while
His name was just a play on Hamlet
It's literally the same plot.
>protagonist got the role due to nepotism and being a model
it was expected
You are mentally ill
robert poggers??
yeah he's right
No, Hamlet was derived from this tale.
You fucking moron.
Is it just me or /pol /is seriously losing influence? It feels like most of Yea Forums has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
What am i in for bros?
>the joke
>your head
So all these people talking shit about the movie are shills right? Ive never seen a good movie be targeted this hard before.
Honestly can't tell who's trolling who and for what purpose anymore.
ITT
This place is full of teenagers
Where are the Black people of color?
simply disgusting
r.eddit
Some people are even saying it's woke. I don't get it.
Yep it was a mess and I'm a proud polcel
What's bad about it?
it's people trying to bait /pol/
got em
It's a good movie if you never saw the trailers. It's a bad movie if you did. /thread
Why is it so God damn woke tho? (feminist)
What a weird bait though. It's obviously not.
>the cast is all white so i have to pretend it's good
it's not even woke
Are you guys even allowed to use this image anymore after the anti-work tranny looked exactly like it?
>>the cast is all white so i have to pretend it's good
Go back to your discord server, try and make the next thread less obvious.
v-v-viking b-bros, it’s over...
Anya pusy
being factually incorrect does not constitute a "joke"
My body is ready
It's Over.
WHY ISN'T THE SILENT MAJORITY WATCHING OUR MOVIE???
The trailer looked like a Nord ripoff of Conan
I'd rather just go watch Conan
Imagine being filtered by Norse sagas
I'd have to kms and die
people import semen? wtf
The movie hasn't premiered in many countries yet. Mine will be on May 12.
Too many redditors now
utterly filtered
Brown women import white semen, especially from Denmark.