Is Yea Forums thriving?

multi-level marketing, actually sweaty

Image of Gage about to be ran over with "LOL"

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For some reason, I thought “is this a new pic? I wonder how she’s doing now.” And then I remembered he killed her, too.

yikes i bet she was on facebook groups

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kek

lol

What do these bitches need "cognitive performance" for?

>Semetary
you were banned for being a ESLnigger

to out smart idiots who are dumb enough to buy in to a pyramid scheme

based and red pilled. The kids were already uppity, fuck em.

She deserved it for pronouncing her name as Shann-Anne, instead of just pronouncing it like Shannon.

no one deserves to be killed like that, but if your wife falls for a pyramid scheme, she's a fucking retard

just imagine the simps on her faceberg
>oh youre so smart and talented

i understand it all now

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At least we all agree that Chris is completely innocent. That evil b*tch (sorry for cursing) Sh'ana-an was the one who killed the girls in a rage when she found out Chris had made a new female friend. Then when Chris got home she locked herself in their bedroom and strangled herself to death. After this, Chris was emotionally distraught and admittedly made some bad choices. He loved his family and always wanted to be with them. He also loved his job and spent a lot of time there. To him, in his endless grief, the only way he could have both was to bury his family at his jobsite. Then everyday he could be together with them.
He also couldn't go to the police and shame Sh'shananan's family and expose her to the media like that. So he fled under the dark of the night to give his family the best burial he could in the situation. Can you really convict a man for simply loving his family too much?

>plant-derived ingredients
>plastic comes from oil
>oil came from fossil plants
>plastic is a plant-derived ingredient

Retard

Are you retarded?

Is this pasta

this fucking simp had one genuine, self-realised idea in his life and that was to lose some weight for a 4/10 roastie at his office
there is no way he had a thought to kill his wife and kids let alone plan it
4/10 roastie told him to do it just as he has been told to do stuff all his life
is the conspiracy to plan a murder a crime in USA I want this bitch brought to vengeance

I felt refreshed, cleansed, like I had gotten the worst out of my system. My daughter lay there like a lifeless doll. The room reeked with the smell of blood.

Shanann looks down. "Oh, my God."

"It's not easy to look at something like that and not blame yourself," I say.

"But I didn't kill her," she says. "I couldn't have. I would never have."

"But you did," I say. "You're responsible, and you're going to be punished."

I had finished stomping my daughters down the oil drum.

However, after that I just sat still and took in the beautiful scene.

That's what the Thrive patch does, it gives you a burst of energy and a boost of confidence, it gets rid of the negative and energises the positive.

Good evening, I hate women

apologize, ESLniggers

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ya i wouldve murdered them too

i wonder if the thrive CEO feels bad about what they did to this family

write something from the pov of the next door neighbour masturbating as he kills his kids

Dude, just stop saying everything is a pyramid scheme just because you don't understand retail economics

t. chantix user

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>he doesn't know
Haha!

fuck off thrive shill

Sounds like somebody got tricked into a pyramid scheme lol

I'm sorry that you lost a mindless lemming during this whole debacle, but I still do not want to invest in selling your product

apologize for misspelling up an already misspelled title?

he's saying you missed the A
Semetary
SemAtary

Listen Pedro, I smell the tortillas and beans on your posts. Take the L, and go back to your favela.

Bros, what does being ass-drunk feel like? It must be one of the most intoxicating and addicting feelings possible to make a man minecraft his whole family to get more of it

too funny

why didn't she just give her kids Thrive?

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I currently live alone in a small house. No animals, no gf (a few fwb when I get lonely but thats it), and a decent paying job where I don't want to kill myself every day. I can't imagine living in some suburb with a HOA where everyones house looks the same, married to a woman who "works" by selling stupid pyramid scheme shit, teaching our daughters to constantly berate me and treat me like scum. All the while my wife becoming fat and unattractive, can't even be bothered to take care of herself and sits around wondering why I'm getting ass drunk on a cutie from work, my only solace from this fucking hell.

Chris did nothing wrong bros. He was in purgatory, and now he's free.

it's a taste to kill for

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She is uglier than shannan but has a better body.

so why is this board obsessed with this case? This shit happens all the time. My fucking stepdad killed my stepmom.

Roastie knew he was married, she knew about the kids and Shanann being pregnant. It was the typical other side piece manipulation, “you want more anal, it’s her or me?” Dumbass Chris, chose life in prison surrounded by men.

if he'd said that he killed her for falling for mlm retard shit he would have gone free. just say she killed the kids by throwing thrive patches all over them or something.

>look he missed a single letter... in a title that is spelled incorrectly on purpose
Why are muttoids so obsessive and defensive about a bong language?

was there any television or film created about it?

>stepdad killed my stepmom
qrd?

I bet you’re one of those fat roasties shilling lularoe.

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Another one to add to the list.

THINGS TGAT MAKE LEFTISTS SHIT THEIR PANTS:
>gluten

I can see why Chris snapped. Imagine being denied this nice, round turd cutter on a daily basis. He must've gone insane with lust from smelling her pregnancy farts everyday as well.

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>lularoe

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she was so hot

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>ESLnigger seething this hard
lmfao. you'll never be white.

My neighbor Chris was home early
I could hear his two daughters which was unusual this time of day
Usually they'd be in school
Chris grabbed the smallest one and threw her
She disappeared for a second and reappeared a window over, like in Nolan's The Prestige
Then he sent the the older one flying with a roundhouse kick
He had a clear killing intent in his eyes and I had a raging hard-on
I looked over at my girlfriend and said, "you're going to be in big trouble if you don't get this
out of me"
She just giggled and took my dildo and stuck it in her ass and let the bastard go
It felt awesome!
The best it had ever felt and then he left in his truck.

>anal for ants

not much desu

>mom and dad fighting
>dad shoots her
>then kills himself

its not a remotely rare occurrence. people murder their spouses every day

Threadly reminder that this proves God exists.
youtu.be/u11A4FQlDMo?t=222

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How are they both step?

that's a good one because one of the symptoms of celiac disease is incontinence

AmazzonKane?

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you said step mom and step dad
how the fuck did you get in to that situation

Did he also kill you in front of your sibling then tell her the same was about to happen to her? Then break all your little bones and force your bodies into an oil tank to rot away? Probably beating and kicking the corpses to fit through the opening? All for the love of his misstress' stinky sphincter?

>just say she killed the kids
Chris tried this; said he told Shanann he wanted a divorce, she suffocated the kids, he saw her do it on the baby monitor. The evidence didn’t support his statement. He quickly decided to take the guilty charge, rather than go through the trial.

get a load of this retard

bagged and tagged another ESL beaner

In the end, he'll get more anal than he can stand.

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butter face

My biodad had a wife, and had a daughter with her. He then divorced her and married my biomom, and had me. My sister's mom is my stepmom. After she divorced my dad, she remarried, and that man is my stepdad.

“Retail Economics”

AnalzzonKane, Angela Analconda

She looks like Fran 'Home Invasion' Drescher

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are you also your own grandpa?

>My biodad had a wife, and had a daughter with her. He then divorced her and married my biomom, and had me. My sister's mom is my stepmom. After she divorced my dad, she remarried, and that man is my stepdad.
This has to be some third world country.

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those boys did nothing wruong

This. He is 100% from the USA.