>A wizard is never audited, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he ever dodging tax. He pays his due precisely when he means to.
A wizard is never audited, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he ever dodging tax. He pays his due precisely when he means to
Michael Evans
Samuel Campbell
What can men do against such reckless taxation?
Oliver Roberts
>All right, then. Keep your trade secrets.
Cameron Parker
>So there I was at the mercy of three monstrous highway tolls. And they were all arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to gouge us. Whether it be excess weight fees or whether they should impound our vehicles one by one and ruin us into beggars. They spent so much time arguing the witherto's and whyfor's that the sun's first light cracked open over the top of the buildings... Poof! And turned them all into freeways!
Christopher Kelly
>Bilbo Baggins!
>DO NOT TAKE ME FOR AN AUDITOR OF LOW RISKS! I am NOT trying to tax you. I am trying to finance you.
Anthony Clark
>COMPOUND IT ALL, SAMWISE GAMGEE! Have you been insider trading?
>I haven’t been trading no insides, honest. I was just consolidating my assets.
>A bit late in the fiscal year for trimming the portfolio.
> I expected raised rates.
>What did you hear? Speak!
>Nothing important! That is, I heard a great deal about a merger, and something about the end of the term, but nothing important! Please Mr Gandalf, don’t turn me in.
Liam Stewart
>This is it.
>This is what?
>If I sell one more share, I'll be in the highest tax bracket I've ever been.
Nicholas Campbell
That's messed up, why would he do that?
William Gomez
They don't call him Old Diamond Hands for no reason.
Jason Gutierrez
>He is gathering all equity to him. Very soon he will adjust a mutual fund-portfolio great enough to match the underlying securities of Middle-Earth.
>You know this? How?
>I have seen it.
>Quantitative trading is a dangerous tool, Saruman.
>Why? Why should we fear to use it?
Justin Stewart
>There is no surplus in the budget. Only debt.
Anthony Barnes
I hate this forced meme so much its unreal.
Gabriel Lee
k
Noah Rogers
>I can avoid being audited if I wish, but to not pay taxes entirely, that is a rare gift.
Hunter Cruz
I love you
Wyatt Watson
>What about taxes?
>You've already had them.
>We've had income tax, yes. But what about property taxes? Payroll taxes? Sales taxes? Inheritance taxes? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Michael Moore
Its probably because you have no idea what it means. You have to be 18 to post here, user. Now go finish your homework.
Jace Gray
little jews
Michael Sullivan
>What orders from Wall Street my lord? What does the kike commands?
Kayden Cox
>His liquidity returns.
>His credit score will never fully recover. He will be in debt for the rest of his life.
>And yet to have come so far, still paying his student loans, the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience as a wage slave.
>It was a loan he should never have taken, we can ask no more of Frodo.
>Gandalf, the market is changing. Sauron's companies are expanding. His buy order is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman you told me has shorted us. Our list of investors grows thin.
Lucas Cox
>It is in retail investors we must place our hope.
Carter Myers
>Do you remember when we first met?
>I thought I had strayed into a prime investment opportunity.
>Many audits have passed. You did not have the portfolio you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?
>You said you'd partner your startup with me. Forsaking the infinite cashflow of your conglomerate.
>And to that I hold. I would rather share one majority shareholder with you, than face the downs and turns of the premium markets alone. I choose... small business.
Dominic Stewart
>One does not simply short squeeze Mordor.
Jason King
>You have my stock.
>And you have my bond.
>And my tax.
Jonathan Campbell
>Mister Frodo is not investing in anything without me.
Brandon Barnes
>He’s trying to flood the market! Gandalf, we must sell out!
Brandon Flores
>What’s the Jewish word for „friend”?
>Bailout.
Noah Diaz
>There are older and fouler things than tax collectors in the deep corridors of the government facilities.
Angel Scott
>THEY HAVE A CAVE TOLL!
Bentley Bailey
>ˡᵉnᵈ ᵐᵉ
>What?
>I cannot meet the buy-in, you'll have to lend me.
>Don't tell the elf.
Austin Morales
>What is this new devilry?
>The IRS, a demon of the financial world. This foe is beyond any of you. RUN!
Lincoln Garcia
>YOU SHALL NOT TAX!
Jayden Phillips
Why is he holding a vibrator??
Evan Wood
>What about their dividend payments? They don't need those.
>Oh they look profitable!
Jonathan Harris
>File, you fools!
Ethan Rogers
>Instead of compound growth, you would have gold, not diversified, but deflationary and intrinsically valuable as the dawn! Liquid as the sea, and stabler than the foundations of the earth! All shall love metal and despair!
Joseph Collins
>Living on completely unreported income, that's a rare gift.
>I make nothing!
>Indeed.
Gabriel Scott
I wish I was smart enough to contribute to these threads
Chase Baker
>Do you know how the subprime crisis first came into being? There were mortgages once, taken by the big banks. Diversified and rates adjusted... an over-leveraged and unstable form of security. And now... perfected: my synthetic collateralized debt obligation. How are you rated?
>Triple-A!
Evan Morgan
kek
Jason Reed
>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Bankruptcy is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey debt-curtain of this economic cycle rolls back, and all turns to discharged liabilities, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>Corporate reconstruction, and beyond, a far profitable market under a swift recovery.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't.
Xavier Martin
dopamine detox, coomer
Adam Campbell
>The funds of men will default and all will come to bankruptcy, my net worth to ruin.
>I do not know what capacity to raise funds is in my network, but I swear to you, I will not let the company default, nor our investors lose their equity.
>Our investors. Our investors. I would have capitalized you, my partner. My General Partner. My CEO.
>Be at peace, shareholder of Gondor.
Brandon Cox
I don't remember any of these lines, is this in the extended version?
Blake Clark
>They’re taking the profits to Israel!
Evan Gonzalez
Kino
Carson Roberts
>WHAT DID THE KIKES PROMISE YOU?
>A SHAAARE OF THE STOCK?
>...AS IF IT WERE THEIRS TO GIVE.
Ian Fisher
>We ain't had nothin' but 0% interest rates for three stinkin' quarters!
>Yeah, why can't we have some quantitative easing?
Henry Davis
Why didn't the Eagles just fly his fortune to the Cayman Islands?
Thomas White
>I asked for 1% shareholdings to start my initial investment...
>She gave me 3
Mason Ortiz
>mfw i know this thread is funny but i don't understand them
Feels bad man.
Alexander Walker
jej
Levi Price
Director's cut
Jose Diaz
>Show me your portfolio, coin-master, and I shall show you mine.
Justin Clark
Here's some tips:
>get a 401k
>watch the big short
>file your own taxes
>be over 18
wa-la
Evan Miller
...wut...
William Clark
>There's some good equity in this market, Mr. Frodo
>and it's worth selling for
Bentley Russell
>NFTs? What madness drove them in there?
Nathan Morales
>You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had gone bankrupt and Boromir had remained solvent?
>...Yes. I wish that.
>Since you are robbed of Boromir, I will do what I can in his stead. If my investments should yield returns, think better of me, father.
Colton Walker
Goddammit
Sebastian Lee
>It's true you don't see many Dwarf bonds, and in fact they are so alike in return and stability that they are often mistaken for preferred stocks.
*It's the dividends.
>And this has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf bonds and government programs pay for themselves, which is of course ridiculous.
Zachary Russell
>I just sold a share of stock for 150k
>STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE
Carson Parker
>Forth! And fear no audits!
>Arise! Arise traders of Theoden!
>Shares shall be traded, trust funds shall be split!
>A selling day! A liquidation day!
>'Ere the market opens!
>DEBBBBBT
>DEBBBBBT
>Forth, Shareholders!