Was I supposed to hate these lads? They seemed pretty based

They were le morally grey guys

why is it so drab and colorless?
the Vikings like most people liked color and these primitive whites had dye and paint and stuff even back then in the early Middle Ages.
was this a Jewish producers' decision to highlight their primitiveness? and cold gray Germanacism as opposed to vibrant colorful urban youths?

>b-but they just went home for le heckin funeral and then b-broke up!!
>they could of have taken all of Europe or India they wanted!!

>Fighting countries right next to you vs ones half way around the world is the same

They're poorfags so they wear dull colors. The richfags in the film wear red and blue.

the viking raped your mong ancestors on the Russian steppes 500 years before the Mongols did
thats why

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>Notice how the Mongols couldn't conquer them either.
i believe it was the the Hungarians that btfoed the mongs
lmfao Hungarians
most of these fags are historlets and get their "knowledge" from reddit subs will argue with you about it though.
they think joggers invented the light bulb too

Color in the film was used to indicate status. Like the Valkyrie is cloaked in a bright red, while the slaves were in dull grays

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Didn't some Mongol khan die and the whole army had to go back to elect a new one?

>The richfags in the film wear red and blue.
thats what im talking about
will stream.

all it took for Yea Forums to love vikings again was one pseudo alt-right movie

>Be Mongol
>Brag about big empire but in fact it's just large empty steppe lands dotted with wandering nomads and the only valuable places is on the fringes of your empire and constantly fight you for freedom.
>Be Viking
>Build a ship and invade a foreign land and loot and kill until farming season starts or start your own kingdom in the new lands you have invaded with other Vikings.

huh?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Mohi#:~:text=The Battle of Mohi (11,southwest of the Sajó River.

But this movie has fuck all to do with politics, you might just be addicted to sucking cock and thinking about politics all the time.

Fucking. Based.

hence the pseudo part
face it, before this movie everyone was going on about vikangz and snowniggers

wtf is this?
this looks like a david fincher video
explain!

Yes and it happened twice. If they hadn't died, world would be a very different place, nobody could stand up to the mongols.

>i believe it was the the Hungarians that btfoed the mongs
They also tried to invade Austria and were repelled

based horse riders!!! heheeehe so badass roaarrr love Ghengis khan, oof hitler? No he was waaaaay worse, Ghengis Khan was noble and cool

What do you mean?

you weren't supposed to do anything, make up your own mind stupid american

Oh fuck yes.

Rent free

>Didn't some Mongol khan die and the whole army had to go back to elect a new one
yes, i am verry familiar with this cope
think about it a bit and you'll probably see why it's a cope

cope

>Nobody could stand up to the Mongols
Try
Mamluks
Poles
Japanese
Vietnamese
Hungarians
Russians
Finnish
There is a reason the Mongol empire doesn't exist anymore.

Not much to explain. You see a vision of a Valkyrie carrying off Amleth through some Icelandic landscape. The movie includes a lot of elements of Norse mythology; it's not like the movie Troy which ignored all of the mythological element of The Iliad

Oh fucking nice.

>no niggers
>reddit seethe
Looks like good kino for me

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yes I own my house

Russia was subjugated by them
>Poles
Defeated by them
>Finnish
Never encountered the Mongols despite the memes

Hate them? When did the film imply that? Didn't he send his preggo slave bitch back to live with them?

Kek

Don't forget the Lithuanians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blue_Waters

if it is not historically accurate and incorporates all those fantasy elements, why was it important to have that all-white cast?

>Brag about big empire but in fact it's just large empty steppe
this but dont forget sio boy incarnate china and muh Muslim golden age Arabs.

It is historically accurate

Act 1 was so much better than Iceland. The film rugpulls the audience hard. Act 1 has great village sets, huge battles, Ethan Hawke, and cinematic dances. Then he gets to Iceland and the pacing falls off a cliff.

Oh holy shit. I can’t fucking wait. Seeing it this afternoon. All the other matinee showings were sold out. I’d love to believe it’s because that’s how well it’s doing locally, but I suspect it’s people buying out party screenings.

You're supposed to view it neutrally ya fuckin sperg its just trying to be historically accurate

this
many such cases

>face it, before this movie everyone was going on about vikangz and snowniggers
reddit isn't everyone faggot

I agree. The movie peaks in the first 40 minutes.

False.

lol cope mongtoid

What is false? The Mongols never reached Finland

Cause the Norse were white.

hmm didn't know that

>Russia lost once so it can't win again
Retard if Russia never finally won over the Mongols how did Russia form as a state?
Use your brain.
> The battle of Kulikovo was fought between the armies of the Golden Horde, under the command of Mamai, and various Russian principalities, under the united command of Prince Dmitry of Moscow. The battle took place on 8 September 1380, at the Kulikovo Field near the Don River (now Tula Oblast, Russia) and was won by Dmitry, who became known as Donskoy, 'of the Don' after the battle.

I don't sperg out about historically accurate casting, but in general the movie is accurate to the period. The inclusion of mythological elements added to the authenticity of the story, if not necessarily the realism

The Mongol Empire had already fallen apart by the time the Russians manned up and tried to get them to fuck off so they were fighting the bottom of the barrel Mongols

So I take it there's no camrip yet? I just wanna see the scene where Bjork plays that witch again

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None of that sounds very ambiguous. It sounds more like typical villain shit.

ahh the Japanese were saved by that storm and
>Russians
really
i dont know about any of the rest except Hungarians obviously
kind'a sounds like cope though

I saw a camrip posted on this board but an user screenshotted it and you can barely see what's going on in it

The scene is the moment the film goes to shit. She shows up and spoils the whole plot and sends him on a capeshit quest to find a mcguffin.

>make a point of highlighting bjorks in it
>seconds of screen time
wonder what ricardo would think of this.
lost all interest in the film without the waifu

did eggers watch the Viking show

The Japanese defeated the Mongols in naval combat and later raided parts of China but the storm did help.

You'd rather him not go on to avenge his father's death?

youtu.be/Wiok2I3al7E?t=196

He shits on it here and says they're rewriting history because so many of the warriors are women in that show

>no niggers
its kind'a funny as most movies that have ever been made had no nigs

>hmm didn't know that
The battle of Mohi was their push their attempt to push into central Europe but it was a phyrric victory for Mongolia. They still tried to push with whatever they had left into Austria and was repelled by Duke Frederick. I think he went on to become a holy roman emperor

Because the vikings fucked with the proto-french and anglos who later went on to dominate western culture. If central or eastern Europe was culturally dominant we'd be shitting out movies about Mongols and Turks.

This but I doubt they would glorify Mongols

>Mongols how did Russia form as a state
because their empire collapsed shortly after it was created.
also ironically it was the Vikings that formed muh slava Rus centuries before the Mongols were shat out of their containment dog park.

just calling it like i see it hoss
there's been a 180 on this board when it comes to vikings

These aren't fantasy elements, they're mythological elements, which are connected exclusively to ethnicity. You nigger.