Who do you think will get a biopic first?

Who do you think will get a biopic first?

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It's like a tale of two friends, both nice and good when young, but as they grew older, one remained good and the other drifted to evil. A classic tale.

I'd watch it.

Jeff would destroy Elon in a 1v1

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you think bezos is evil just because he's bald?

What kind of question is this? Musk is the wealthiest person in the world and consistently one of the most famous and controversial. His life is much better suited for a biopic

>Elon took the hair transplant pill and turned into fatty
>Bezos took the shave-and-blast-testosterone-because-you're-already-bald pill

Who won?

Musk is gonna vaporize that faggot with a laser satellite next time he plays astronaut

probably because of all of the slavery

Top
>virgin cope
Bottom
>chad embrace

You can see the physical manifestation of transformation through his appearance. Look at it. Musk looks good in both, but Bezos looks good when younger, but hardened and meaner now older.

There are smoothbrains out there who will say these guys look better in their 50s than they did in their 20s and 30s because of diet and good sleep, and not because of HGH which we know almost all celebs and billionaires use for its anti-aging effects

Musk is wealthier and his exploits are far more interesting. Bezos just sells cheap shit online.

does this confirm only weak men date asian women

>Bezos just sells cheap shit online.
B8 post or just extremely ignorant.

It's called TRT coupled with lifting weights. Good for Bezos. What's the point of being a powerful billionaire if your hormone levels are cuck-tier?

Go to bed Jeff.

>he thinks amazons power lies in its shitty online store
AWS is where they make the vast majority of their profits, and where Bezos' power really lies

They should make a parody superhero movie that's like Ironman vs Batman, but they look and act like Musk and Bezos.

Who would be Ironman and who Batman? I think simply due to his attention seeking Musk has to be Ironman
What sort of power suits would they have?

Chug more onions

>Bezos looks good when younger
You serious? He looked like a low test beta cuckboy. Now he looks like a man

You can’t chug onions they’re solids

Kek

Good as in good spirit, not physically attractive.

It's fake because he had to be fake because he was a dweeb. Now he is one of the richest most powerful men in the world and his true personality (one of deep narcissism and contempt for others) he allows to shine through freely.

Musk just looks like a happy chill guy happy to be fucking around with technology.

>good spirit
Money and power don't "corrupt". Those who are allegedly "corrupted" and become drunk with power and act like Bezos have always been terrible people, they just never had the impetus to be able to act like that openly all the time, giving the illusion that something "changed" them along the way (everyone of course points to the money and influence). It's not true. He has had a shitty spirit his entire life.

it's not fake. he is obviously on trt and anyone who has ever experienced lowering or heightening their testosterone levels knows how powerful of a hormone it is when it comes to how your brain functions.

give trt to a low test soiboi and he will develop the personality of a real man whether he wants to or not

Elon doesn't need one... I'm glad to see this socio up there

This is a Guatemalan Homosexual Dog Grooming forum, I can post whatever television & film related shit that I want you fucking world's tallest dwarf

I meant his dweeby smiley "good guy" appearance in the first image is fake.

> turned into fatty
That's how you know who's working and who's spending...

Neither of them deserve it. But our society worships money so I guess it's inevitable.

Are you Chinese? Be honest, if you lie then your ancestors will be kicked out of Chinese heaven.

whether you like it or not elon musk brought the electric vehicle to the forefront of our society and, also whether you like it or not, that is a significant moment in our trajectory

Elon musk will NEVER fuck you

what a fucking daddy HNNNG

If I'm not Chinese but I lie anyway does that mean a bunch of dead chinks will get kicked out of heaven?

>avoiding answering the question
Either a chink or a jew, statistically a chink

I'm trying to maximise my chink-damning gains by answering the riddle correctly CUNT

>creates jobs for over 1 million people
>pampered first-world soi faggot lefties call it slavery even though they've never set foot inside the building because some other fat tranny told them they weren't allowed to be on their phones all day
He's actually too good for America

Bezos has had far more impact on the world, far more successful in real concrete terms and far more of an "innovator" than that other guy ever has been. Though this has also been terrible for the human race.

Why do chinks like riddles so much lmao

ok jeff

Glad you agree stop posting about Amazon

You wanna fuckin go, bro? Meet me on my yacht

Jeff is a turbo manlet
She's not Asian, it's a some kind of Hispanic Amerimutt
The cope is shaving it off. Musk did it best by just getting hair implants

bald, brown hands typed this

Why? What's so bald and brown about what I typed?

>Elon Cuck: faggot who panders to redditors to overprice his stock and manipulate markets
>Jeff BeZEUS: doesn't give a flying fuck about the opinion of internet cuckolds and just does whatever he wants 24/7, also gets my packages delivered on time
Yeah, I'm thinking redditman will end up in the garbage bin of history.

It’s the whole package lol, it paints a vivid, bald, brown picture.

sorry to burst your bubble but space is not real.

Everything about it, baldybrown.

this. If space was real then rockets would ram right into the firmament and bounce down into the ocean

Yea Forums is a Bezosbros board
Muskcucks are so cringe. Your guy is a false messiah!

???
They were both evil the entire time

Musk isn’t evil he’s just stinky

>installing a wig is based
Cringe

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>biggest welfare queen in history isn't evil
kek, next you will say the military-industrial complex are heckin good bois

If tomorrow's history is all about chinks packaging your plastic toys in iron cages before they get dropped your dumb fucking head then kill me now, fatso

BEZOS is a BAD bastard bloody bitch

Not my problem. Kill yourself, petulant manchild.

>coping with a shit hairline and bald spots by constantly shaving it all off and hope it never regrows

N-no

>The fat fuck is angered when he's reminded that his worthless shopping hedonism is well, worthless
>y-you manchild
lmao

Impoverished yellow hands typed this

Bezos owns everything so probably him

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>If I go full nonsensical schizo, I have a chance to escape humiliation
lmao no

You're the one asking someone to kill you, I'm the one telling you to do it yourself you lazy manchild. Could not give a dog's shit what a loser who can't do a simple job like suicide without assistance thinks is and isn't 'hedonism'.

iron man vs lex luthor

>*angry fat slob noises*
Talk about suicide without assistance lmao

Bezos, what did musk even do beside be a reddit celebrity?

>angry bug noises
Lmao nice try

more like welfare man vs post-man

Balding is a poor man's disease. All these guys got transplants

>Richest man in the world: Elon Musk
>Sexiest men in the world: McConaughey, Clooney and Bradley Cooper
>Strongest man in the world: Hafthor Bjornsson
>Best basketball player in the world: LeBron James
>Best office manager in the world: Steve Carrell
>Best burger maker in the world: Gordon Ramsay
>Best tennis player in the world: Rafael Nadal
>Best sports manger in the world: Jurgen Klopp
>Best soccer players in the world: Rooney and Beckham
>Best football player in the world: Tom Brady
>Best F1 driver in the world: Lewis Hamilton
>Best Jew in the world: Jeremy Piven
>Best homosexual singer in the world: Elton John

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This isn't even coherent English. Holy fuck, imagine being a petulant ESL manchild and using the term hedonism (incorrectly). No wonder you want someone to kill you.

>y-you're chinese, i-it's funny because it makes no sense
Last meal was chinese takeout I suppose?

>Ayo u be ESL
This is what public school and being fat does to you lol