Here's your Halo Spartan, queens

For me it's the blue AI waifu living inside MC's head. She's also the only decent thing about the whole show.

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Gun grease. It's weapon CLP. Imagine the stench and what it'd do to anything you touch, including the inside of your helmet. I find it hard to imagine that any woman would ever put CLP in her hair willingly.

they're doing forced perspective or something to make them look 7 foot tall. it works for me, ill take the snu snu

might as well be watching a school play.

There were female Spartans, ultra Hitler.

Both the chick Spartans have some nudes out there. Giantess titties are absolute kino

are they actually giantesses? you best not be lying to me boy

Not gonna lie, that's kinda based. I love when I'm watching a show and google ____ nude and I see how much of an irl slut the actress is.

I've decided to move on from Halo, but I gotta ask, the last thing I saw was the chick from Californication open a pod, which I assume contained Cortana, but to me, it looked like a flesh and blood clone of her. What was that all about?

and they looked like actual soldiers, not a Cinnamon Roll Frappuccino® Blended Coffee drinking, hair dyed, community college girl

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>What was that all about?
the woman from californication has cloned herself and the clone was to be used as cortana, but they had to kill the clone to extract her consciousness and then install it somehow into masterchef. i guess they had to make the cortana figure look different to the woman from californication so people knew it wasn't the woman as a hologram.

God imagine getting pegged by her with a horse cock strap-on and telling you how much of a sissy you are.

Comical

>they looked like actual soldiers
>female
lol

Perfect. Thank you.

She cute

Why would a spartran have dyed hair or even smile like this? I was under the impression they were severly mindbroken individuals. Is she from one of the later gens of spartans than chief?

>actually 6'3 irl
would

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she saw chief cut out his emotion inhibitor and decided to copy him

She cut out her emotional inhibitor chip thing from her spine after watching the chief do it. It's all retarded bullshit made up for the TV series, nothing to do with the game.

In the show, the spartans were abducted as kids, had their memories wiped, and were implanted with "hormonal pellets" so they feel no emotions. After seeing Master Cheeks remove his pellet whilst spying on him naked in the bathroom, this woman also removed her pellet and proceeded to "dye" her hair using gun grease. She's smiling because she describes all these new feelings she now experiences.

why are these fuckers always standing around with their helmets off, Master Chief especially

Yes, with phat asses

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hubris

Because actors/actresses want to be seen because it increases their marketability and likelihood of getting more roles. They need to be paid a fucking shitload to have their face covered all the time. Disney decided it was worth it with Pedro Pascal in The Mandalorian but didn't want to pay Temuera Morrison to keep his helmet on.

Because this generation apparently can't relate to characters unless we see their faces(despite other sci fi shows like mandalorian doing just fine with no MC faces), even though voices can carry just as much weight.

We have unironically regressed back to the silent movie age. "I NEED to see my character's face otherwise I can't relate!!!"

No respect for the source material

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Ok

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physically, genetically, technologically, and mentally superior supersoldier right here

not impossible because not everyone might have an affinity of turning into boosted hulk

>Weak female body
>Having greater affinity for sterioids
lol

Well Halo, beautiful

>double chin
>Spartan-II
I mean, cmon.

I'm not sexually attracted to that.
If we're going to have female spartans for some asinine reason, let's make them look like women instead of man faced lesbians with buzzcuts.

I wouldn't want to fuck a hippo, give me a soldier loyal to her cause instead

do you have proof?

Thanks bro but there's only one spartan for me

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Aye Tone, can you give us a lift here?

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Get in

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>Halo is wok-

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I am a Pro Gamer (tm) who has never played a single Halo because they were console games and I belong to the PC master race.

rofl wat a dumass

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>they're doing forced perspective

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me on the left

If it were made in the 80s he would've called her a dumb bitch and said he doesn't want a woman fighting beside him. Good times

>tfw no attractive SNU SNU gf

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>show is so badly written people think Chiefs name is Halo

Prolly should give the rings a good expo dump at some point.

>halo infinite multiplayer
>cat ears and pink armor
ignore it

Blonde one is 6'3

lawd almighty the giant redhead(?) that walks by center frame

she won't sleep with you for watching this
still not signing up for paramount+

>that extra who sits down and starts typing

Gruntbros...

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why is this shit so turbo smooth? looks fake

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