Coworkers start talking about movies

why would i go with anyone else? You're there to see a movie, not chit chat.

report them to HR

That's not what HR is for anymore user

>Oh... user.. Hahaha yeah..

>no user I've never heard of synecdoche new york what's it about

>Co workers telling stories
>"yeah my buddy" "me and my buddies" "I went and did X with my buddies" "my buddy"
>the words "my buddy" have never left my mouth
>sometimes I wonder if they know I'm friendless

for me its explaining the meaning behind darren aronofsky movies?

>"so what did you do on the weekend, user?"

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This is me with my friends.
>get drunk Friday night
>we are at friends house he has a fat ass 85 inch tv and nice couch set up
>about 6 of us, 4 men 2 girls
>we all deciding on what movie to watch
>girl says let’s watch a horror movie something very scary
>they suggest paranormal activity
>omg user that’s my favorite horror movie it’s the best horror there is
>everybody is agreeing let’s watch it!
>I’m sitting there like oh fucking brother
>what’s wrong user?
>I’m going to head out that was movie is pure trash
>one of girls shouts “forgot user here watched every movie there is and hates anything that’s popular, always wants to be different”

I really hate it here

Lmaooo your friends got you figurued out

>Female coworkers talk about the oldest guys they fucked
>oldest was 43, most said dudes in their 30s
>coworkers are in early 20's

I hate this one

>get together with friends just to look at a screen for several hours
do zoomers really

>coworker is sexy single mother
>immediately turn into massive faggot who would do anything for her

im ngmi tbqhwyfam

>>we are at friends house
>he has a fat ass

No one cares faggot

Honestly I really appreciate it when people actually remember movies they've seen and are able to give opinions no matter how dumb they are about it. It really bothers me when people aren't able to talk about movies and makes me think they're probably lazy drug addicts who can't remember anything worth talking about then they get angry at you for not being social enough with them.

>"user, what's your favourite movie"
>can't remember any movie so I say that I really liked [most recent Hollywoodshit I saw the ads of]

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Paranormal Activity is a good movie too. Especially just to watch with friends. You got filtered and your friends have better taste than you.

>smoke break at my old factory job
>can hear the thots talk about their body count and whore days
>guys talk about putting up a new fence or "so did you mow?"
hated being a wagie, i did get offered promotions a lot though so the bootstrap meme was somewhat real.

Well, are they wrong?

That's oddly soecific, is there anything you need to get off your chest?

I downplay my knowledge of movies to people I’m only acquainted with so that I don’t reveal myself as being a turbo-nerd. there are also times they’ll enthusiastically discuss a movie I’ve seen that’s really bad, but I pretend like I’ve never seen it and say it sounds interesting so that I don’t accidentally put them down and make them feel bad for liking a movie that’s not very good

>start talking about movies

This shit but at the gym. Someone was literally watching BCS on the treadmill in front of me a few days back and I had to tap them on the shoulder and ask them to stop because I hadn't seen it yet. And that's where it got weird because when I tapped her she pointed at her mouth and then her back and said "fifty two hundred" and seemed embarrassed when I started speaking about not watching the show in front of me.

I've been asking but no one can give me a definite answer to what 50-200 means.

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You sound like a good friend user. I wish I had friends like you.

btw this the best way to pick up on women, because everyone pretty much thinks the same and there's a good chance that everyone in that conversation actually hated whatever they're praising, only they're playing it safe. That's when you approach the lady in the group (when it's just you two) and "admit" that you don't really like it and that you were just playing along.

>guys talk about putting up a new fence or "so did you mow?"
based diy lads

Why do women like literally the worst genre of movies?

My experience with women leads me to assume she meant oral sex would cost $50 and anal would be $200

They seem to operate on a primal level more than men. They don't get moved by intricate dramas or complex mysteries because they simply can't comprehend them. Horror operates on the, forgot what it's called, but the most basic level of brain activity so horror is perfect for them since it makes them feel something at least.

Fight or flight?

>hey user did you watch the new Marvel's...
kill me

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Good morning sir

>a good friend
>for lying and pretending to be someone they're not
None of the people he does that with are his friends. And if someone is like that to you they're not your friend. Your friends are people you can be open to and they the same without fear of being ostracized or alienated.

Just remembered, reptilian, limbic, neocortex. Women seem to be locked in on the first 2.

>family reunion
>gradpa wants to watch The Birth of a Nation
>again

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I try to do that, but I can't help myself and eventually end up revealing my power level

>any super hero movie
>any movie that’s trending on social media
>they can’t watch a movie in black & white
>they can’t watch foreign movies with subtitles only English dub
>popular on Netflix
>shit jump scare movies
>Harry Potter
>lord of the rings
>girl dramas

I really just hate it here. But the film groups in my area only like super hero movies & basic nerd shit (lord of the rings etc)

>Have you seen X on Netflix
>No
>Its REALLY good
>One month later
>Have you seen Y on Netflix?
>No
>Its SOOOO good
>One month later
>Have you seen Z on Netflix
>...

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>girls talk about horror movies
>mention any horror movie
>they haven't seen it
>mention the most mainstream horror movies out there
>"oh yeah, I've heard of that"
>they've only seen whatever 2010s dogshit available on Netflix

Man you know my pain. But hey I don’t care what they put on when I’m trying to pound cheeks, it’s just background noise.

whats with women and horror movies, thats such a terrible movie genre

>Have (You) seen X on The Criterion Collection? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

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>pound cheeks
Is this code for anal? Because it sounds like its code for anal
Which is mega gross

>forgot what it's called

Brainlet

>midway through pounding cheek
>bitch poundee squeaks out some dumb shit about the new season of American Horror Story
>cum from the utter contempt

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>mom and dad start talking ill of barney

keyed

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>team member, not even the director, suggests every tuesday we should do 'ice breaking' sessions
>this so far has included dressing up (at my expense) and a competition where we have to make each other laugh

please just let me do my job

I actually fucked a girl one time during a season premier of that show, I told her to face the tv while I was pounding from the back so I can watch it.

didnt ask

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You sound like an insufferable autist.
>mmhmmm akchually this popcorn flick bad you fucking philistines
I bet you thought you looked cool saying this as well