What the FUCK is going on in America's national forests??

What the FUCK is going on in America's national forests??

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here come 200 redditors to make sure nobody has any fun or theoretical wonder about anything. I can't wait

I KNOW there is something out there in the woods. I can feel it. When you're alone in the woods at dusk and the twilight makes the connection between god and your spirit thin, other beings can sense it

what's the story with reddit?

they deboonk what actually happened and how it's nothing weird or paranormal, it's just accidents and animals

Case data that the gentleman provides can be interpreted as phony and made up. No way to tell either way right? You weren't there when the disappearance happened. Documents can be called fake, sure. Very easy to simply dismiss it in a second without even paying attention. But what does his body language say? Are there "slipups" and hints of deception? Does his speech sound authentic across hundreds of hours of unscripted analysis?

Probably the stupidest memespiracy conservatives had dreamt up so far.

they're gay

Fae abductions.
Prince Oberon.

At the end of WWII the old indians freaked out and jumped the shark, so to speak.

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Interdimensional bigfoot.

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>Can't even talk about bigfoot without idpol brain worms
The world cannot stand you partisan freaks relocate the servers and rangeban america already

more than half the posters ITT haven't watched a single 411 video

Suicides and Dunning Kruger Darwin awards basically. People underestimate the wilderness or go out there to die on purpose.

Too much fluoride and aluminum

Google Aaron Swartz death
Google Reddit Eglin Air Force Base

>here we have a tranny in its natural element

Absolutely nothing you gullible retard.

wendigo

>t.

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>stop asking questions just drink the high fructose corn syrup

wendigos don't go that far south though

If you look at a map of the missing people and compare it to a map of cave systems it's obvious what happened.
Bigfoot took them to rape caves, just like dolphins do.

>wendigos don't go that far south though
Long clawed hands typed this post.

I believe in spooky shit in the woods but 99% of these cases can be easily explained and Paulidies is just an idiot.

I’m sure many have reasonable explanations but how does anyone explain the elderly father who was like 50 yards away from everyone hunting and just completely vanished even though they immediately started searching the area when they didn’t hear from him for like 10 minutes?

>clothes folded neatly miles away

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>"immediately started searching the area"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubasute

they probably shot him accidentally and lied about the timeline to cover it up

there are spooky occurances in the city too, such as at night you can hear random fireworks going off but its not even the fourth of July

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you don't want to know

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Fireworks act as cover for nefarious deeds and as an indication when drug dealers have contraband for sale.

>dude there is this video made by a swindler so it must be totally true because uh because it is
>if you disagree its because you're like a cia agent
kys you retarded braindead zoomer

>live in the city/urban environment
>awake at 4am
>hear deep long, almost metallic, groaning coming from far away
>hear it again a minute later from a different direction

Timetravelling British solicitors from the 1950s?

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'The hum'?
They said it was seismic related but sounds weather balloon tier

Bigfoot portal gun hijinks

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It's 100% people get lost and die
No other possible explanation, that's always their conclusion anything else is completely out of the realm of reality therefore it isn't possible
Kid disappeared and carried of by what witnesses describe a big bush man
Green berets show up later fully armed for a search and rescue in a national park, tell everyone to fuck off while they work at night with nvgs, they leave a few days later with nothing but looking accomplished? Nah kid just got lost and died

Genuinely one of the few things that would make sense

Aliens doing human experiments unironically

>Demons doing torture and harvesting humans unironically
FTFY

just kill all the the trees and they will go to another planet

>It rained so the search was called off for 3 days
>When the search resumed the missing person was dead from 3 days of exposure to rain
>Bad weather is a part of the pattern
>Big mystery

>What the FUCK is going on in America's national forests??

they're larger than most nations in the world when added together
they're larger than many nations in the world individually

>completely out of the realm of reality therefore it isn't
Hush fool. Stop acting like you're an all knowing God in reality. You're nothing and you know nothing.

Sarcasm not your strong suite I see

I was scared of the bunyip as a kid, my friend lived on the edge of the bush and there was a creek down the bottom of a hill filled with yabbies.

Yeah that one is pretty fucked up. Not only did they not find a single trace of him or his clothes, they never even found his gun. Also two glowies showing up half way through, questioning everyone then fucking off. Something with that case caught someone's eye

thats what /x/ is for if you eant to speculate on demons and fucking cia snatching people in forests then spout that shit over there with the rest of them.

it's called a fucking train lmao

Paulides is a grifter but some of them are weird. Most aren't but he leaves stuff out to make it seem like that.

It is pretty creepy though. People go hiking or camping in the woods then suddenly disappear? No trace of them or anything? What could have possibly happened?

lots of things are weird.

>It is pretty creepy though. People go hiking or camping in the woods then suddenly disappear? No trace of them or anything? What could have possibly happened?

is this a genuine post? any number of things could have "possibly" happened, why would you jump to a paranormal explanation?

Fuck the cock gobbling OP for sliding in soijack trash in enough of a way it isn't avatarposting, piece of trash.
In any case nothing is going on, people are missing because the majority of people are retards, but also in "The West" (IE white people created civilization), the majority of people are somewhat protected from their retardation from the cushy ass city living they are in. A lot of national forests are widespread lands of actual wilderness still, and are very sparsely managed and supervised, so the chance that most people's natural affinity for being a retard have the chance to shine!
If they fireworks have a faint but high-pitched fade-off after the boom, it's probably not a firework but a similar technology.
When did that clip get cut off before the goatman priest? Gay as fuck.

But in any case, I wouldn't worry about it.

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Trains go CHOOGA CHOOGA CHOOGA CHOOGA CHOOO CHOOO, you fucking retarded inbred.

wendigoes

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yes

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Tbf that user only said it was creepy, not paranormal. If the government were abducting people to do experiments on them, that’d be creepy, but not paranormal. If there’s a group of serial killers who reside in the woods for easy prey that would be creepy, but not paranormal. These kinds of scenarios are at the forefront of most of these speculations, with ghost, goblins and ghoulies behind

>Paulides is a grifter
Hounding celebrities for autographs on behalf of a fake charity typed up on department letterhead is one of the stupidest niggerbrained schemes I've ever read about. That's what got him fired from the San Jose PD.