How did a dirt poor, mentally ill, alcoholic, skinnyfat high school dropout like Don become so rich and successful?

High IQ + high charisma + good looks

>decides a pitch for the biggest candy brand in America is the time to come clean to growing up in a whorehouse
>High IQ

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anything is possible when you're handsome as fuck
you no imagination having ugly faggots

it happens all the time
I've talked myself into several 6 figure jobs I had no business in
go ahead ask me my secret

smoking + drinking is badass and makes you look badass

what is your secret

If you couldn't be successful in the 50's you were a huge loser, literally the bottom of the barrel.

being extremely handsome and charming
I also show uplate dressed like a bum and treat the boss like shit
I'm not even fucking joking

boomers lived during easy mode

be less ugly faggot

Unironically he walked right in, looked Roger in the eye and gave him a firm handshake.

He got him drunk first. Boomers never mention that step.

>imagine not being drunk by noon everyday

bump

i have had several breakdowns in important meetings and my iq is quite high (103, average is 90 iirc) so I dont think its that unbelievable

>average is 90 iirc
Maybe in Afghanistan

you've got spunk kid, you remind me of myself back in the day. were gonna give you a job and see how you do here, sound good? let me tell you about the perks

i have many of those qualities but I also have succeeded in life

how?

Laughed out loud at this post.

being skinnyfat has nothing to do with being rich and successful

successful with women, yes

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white man

is this the /druk/ thread or

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barely passable bait but i still laughed

Do you think being part of such a masculine show is why Elisabeth Moss is acknowledging and dreading the wall?

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...did you watch the show? he stole the identity of some preppy fag who got wasted in Korea

by saving a lot of money in my early to mid twenties. Haven't had sex but I am getting to the point of not caring anymore

Don is hardly skinnyfat, he's more dadmode with a healthy testosterone level

shout out sean ranklin

Thinking about growing out my hair and shaving the skullet to look like cobes

oof

>hardly skinnyfat

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they both look like shit lel

What's wrong with her teeth?

it's pretty normal for women to get desperate to get knocked up at that age

>be decent looking white guy in the 50s
>try even a little bit
mystery solved

sean connery mode. women don't differentiate between this and the most /fit/ personal trainer bro

It's too late

to be grateful

Welcome home Don!

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Being white opens up a lot of doors

All he did with the stolen identity was to get himself out of Korea immediately. He didn't have a master plan laid out when he stole the tags, he just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

Everything else he did after was all improvised on his own merit.

exactly, I think that was a theme of the show. That if you reinvent yourself as a successful mysterious richfag and live it every day then it just works somehow

He looks like the kind of guy I’d get along with and we’d be drinking buddies but the moment he even slightly got out of line and pissed me off I would slap the living shit out of him like a little bitch in front of everyone in the bar.

Check your body dysmorphia bro.

>white
>charismatic
>sociopath
the world was literally his oyster

you first

it did in 1960's america. now if you aren't you get an automatic advantage in practically every aspect of your life because uh, minorities are too dumb to do anything themselves I guess? god bless amerimutts.

>my iq is quite high (103, average is 90 iirc)
I think this is only true for niggers

>Pete Campbells hands typed this post

In 1960 the USA peaked and possessed 60% of world GDP

This is mainly due to the wars and the delay on China and India getting their shit together

Uh, Sally...?

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Closes them now and has for 50 years